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99 women you'll never have sex with

The list could be 999,999. Same result.

 

[SlipperyMoose]

Huh.

I just realized... the top 5 are all white girls.

Ask Men, what's up with that?

So what? They the top 5 most desirable girls happen to be white for this magazine this year. No big deal. Not saying I agree with the list but there is nothing wrong with the top 5 being all one race if that is how they honestly feel.

 

[tryagainlater]

Where's Christina Hendricks?

 

[animus82]

This list is surprisingly not bad overall.......

 

[Fey]

god i can't wait until this jennifer borence obsession is over

so fucking overrated but w/e she's ~R E A L~

 

[fuzzyreactor]

So what? They the top 5 most desirable girls happen to be white for this magazine this year. No big deal. Not saying I agree with the list but there is nothing wrong with the top 5 being all one race if that is how they honestly feel.

Nope it's obviously racist if you are more attracted to one race than the others.

 

[Raynes]

Cao Lu. The most beautiful woman ever.
Their list couldn't get more generic.

 

[JustAnotherMike]

Currently I would vote for Elizabeth Olsen.

If only because I just saw her sex scene in that shitty Oldboy remake.

She has like, PERFECT tits.

Spoiler

I haven't seen enough of Olsen to make me want to see that movie solely for that reason. Besides that reason is fucked up in context

 

[mrjohill]

Alison Brie in top 5 makes me happy

 

[Clydefrog]

ScarJo not in the top 5 means I don't GAF

 

[Fidelis Hodie]

Yes, yes, yes, yes and hell to the yes.

You win this round Ask Men.

 

[SolidusDave]

This isn't only limited to the top 5. The entire list is almost white. Geez.

One could correlate it to that data from those online dating websites which showed a preference for white women from all races IIRC.

 

[Jitters]

Good choice.

 

[Mashing]

That top five is filled with women nerds/geeks would be attracted to (so I like it), but I wouldn't think that magazines demographics would also agree.

 

[terribletwo]

Geez Miley and Kim K below Sarah Silverman? Being seen with black people really kills ya in the white standard of beauty contest

 

[Macka]

Cao Lu. The most beautiful woman ever.
Their list couldn't get more generic.

Are you really expecting them to pick a Koran pop singer that barely anyone in the west has heard of before?

 

[Rogue_Ledr]

At least is not friggin' Mila Kunis at the top. I'd put Kate Upton at #1 though.

This!

However, Emilia is a pretty damn good choice too.

 

[AuthenticM]

Forget the top five, guys. See #82 for perfection.

 

[lamaroo]

I'm on mobile, is Yvonne Strahovsky on the list?

 

[trh]

I'm on mobile, is Yvonne Strahovsky on the list?

I don't recall seeing her, so no.

Personally I find the biggest omission to be Bar Refaeli.

Edit: nevermind, I can understand Bar Refaeli, she has not been as active lately. The bigger question mark is where the hell is Emmy Rossum?

 

[Macka]

I'm surprised Dianna Agron didn't make the list, thought she was getting more popular. She's definitely in my top five, that's for sure.

No Blake Lively is also a head-scratcher.

 

[Wilbur]

Number 3 is the hottest one out of that top five by a country mile

But then again she isn't in Harry potter the hunger games community or game of thrones

Deadly cyclone please understand

 

[Reeks]

Geez Miley and Kim K below Sarah Silverman? Being seen with black people really kills ya in the white standard of beauty contest

Came to post this. Makes me happy, though.

 

[trixx]

are you guys doing the higher/lower thing on the list. Check out the Janelle Monae one #68, jeez. Tbh they could have posted a better pic

 

[triplestation]

i dont find any of them remotely attractive

even if they were naked and bent over in front of me it wouldn't even move

if they are lucky i might get the urge to urinate

 

[Moppeh]

Where's Christina Hendricks?

I was thinking that same thing.

 

[Satch]

i dont find any of them remotely attractive

even if they were naked and bent over in front of me it wouldn't even move

if they are lucky i might get the urge to urinate

LMAO

 

[Mistel]

Cao Lu. The most beautiful woman ever.
Their list couldn't get more generic.

Nice she is really beautiful, where are the red heads on this list?

No Eva Vica Kerkes?

 

[Satch]

oh the weather outside is frightful
but the fire is so delightful
and since we've no place to go
let it snow
let it snow
let it snow

 

[Pinko Marx]

Alison Brie.

 

[StriateEnd]

In what world is Marissa Mayer more attractive than Sarah Silverman

Everything is more attractive than Sarah Silverman.

Anyways spot on top 3. Jennifer Lawrence is hot but not really top 5 quality. And Emma Watson.... Wtf I see more attractive girls than her every single day. As average as they come.

 

[Raynes]

Are you really expecting them to pick a Koran pop singer that barely anyone in the west has heard of before?

No, I don't expect them to account for the fact that not all men from the west like only women from the west.

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

Everything is more attractive than Sarah Silverman.

Anyways spot on top 3. Jennifer Lawrence is hot but not really top 5 quality. And Emma Watson.... Wtf I see more attractive girls than her every single day. As average as they come.

There is less taste in this post than on an acid-burned tongue

 

[Miles Quaritch]

Spoiler

I haven't seen enough of Olsen to make me want to see that movie solely for that reason. Besides that reason is fucked up in context

Watch. Martha Marcy May Marlene. Incredible movie.

Avoid that Oldboy movie at all costs though. Even the aforementioned scene isn't enough to redeem that steaming pile of horseshit.

 

[Mt Heart Attack]

are you guys doing the higher/lower thing on the list. Check out the Janelle Monae one #68, jeez. Tbh they could have posted a better pic

Check out Zawe Ashton at #51.

Top 5 is good though, must be one of the few lists of this kind I can actually get behind.

 

[ViperVisor]

The Selena Gomez thumbnail pic in the video frame in when she was 16.
Well I never!

What is actually offensive is that they seemed to grab the first handful of ethnic ladies that they saw recently on tv or movie or music and throw them on the list plus a model I've never seen.

 

[StriateEnd]

There is less taste in this post than on an acid-burned tongue

Y u do dis to me?

Emma Watson does not have an attractive body. Body like a fuking surfboard. And her face is as average as they come. Sexy accent? Bitch I live in possibly the poshest part of England so I hear accents like hers every day. The insane amount of hype behind her is perplexing. Please explain it to me. Is it because you grew up watching her grow up in the Harry Potter movies and have this weird "childhood friend/girl next door" kind of attraction as a result?

Jennifer Lawrence is hot. I wouldn't put her in my top 5 but I would give up a limb to bang her.

The other three are beautiful goddesses.

Do I still lack taste?

 

[SSGMUN10000]

Allison Brie, Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Watson are maybe top 20 but not top 5. The other 2 I have no issues with.

 

[Red_Man]

This is one of the better "hottest women" list I've seen in some time. Thumbs up.

 

[StriateEnd]

WTFFFFF?!?

Rachel Riley at number 92?! Top 10 or gtfo. And you're telling me people find that unfunny, ugly thing Sarah Silverman more "desirable"?

I'm raging. Hold me guys.

 

[The Maverick]

i dont find any of them remotely attractive

even if they were naked and bent over in front of me it wouldn't even move

if they are lucky i might get the urge to urinate

Bruh. Would these girls even give you a second look tho?

 

[pokeystaples]

Huh.

I just realized... the top 5 are all white girls.

Ask Men, what's up with that?

Noticed that too. No WoC. Not surprising though. ::shrug::

 

[ThatNaiveCube]

Came to post this. Makes me happy, though.

Wow. Sarah silvermannis sexy but hotter than Kim K? No way. Better face and body. Maybe silverman is taller so she has longer legs. But thats about it.

 

[Buckethead]

My grrrl Katy at 90?

U high list, u high.

 

[GremlinFool]

I really, really agree with the #1 pick.

 

[James Woods]

Elizabeth Olsen, Cobie Smulders, Genesis Rodriguez, Oona Chaplin & Lily Collins, surprised to see those names on the list.

You're surprised to see Genesis Rodriguez on there?

 

[HarryKS]

Any of them rich and on the brink of death due to old age?

 

[LuffyZoro]

I keep forgetting Emilia Clarke doesn't really have white hair.

She looks better with it I think.

 

[lazybones18]

Wow. Sarah silvermannis sexy but hotter than Kim K? No way. Better face and body. Maybe silverman is taller so she has longer legs. But thats about it.

more talented than Kim K so there's that

 

[Conrad Link]

I clicked on the thread expecting the usual zzzzzzzzz Hannah Montana and Mila Kunis etc picks, ready with my joke of "Well they obviously didn't actually Ask Men before making the list did they?"

But I'm shocked to find out I was actually happy. Alison Brie makes me happy.

Carry on. *nod*