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[James Woods]

more talented than Kim K so there's that

Nah I say they're at the same level of talent.

 

[iddqd]

Everyone making lists seems to be 15. No real women here.

 

[FUBAR McDangles]

No Anna Kendrick?

Katy Perry in the 90s?

What the fuck

 

[beast786]

Top 5 is too anorexic for me.

And

Everyone making lists seems to be 15. No real women here.

agreed

 

[CountAntonius]

Everyone making lists seems to be 15. No real women here.

Apparently not a real woman.

Top 5 is too anorexic for me.

If it wasn't NSFW I would post Emila Clark's ass from GoT season 1. She is definitely NOT anorexic.

 

[Dorimukyasuto]

I don't find that Hunger Games chick really to be that attractive. I see better looking girls everyday.

Emma Watson is aight tho.

 

[Revolver]

I'm on mobile, is Yvonne Strahovsky on the list?

I'm surprised she didn't make the list. Not a terrible list though. I had to do a double take at the Kim K pic though. Didn't recognize her at all.

 

[The Maverick]

No Anna Kendrick?

Katy Perry in the 90s?

What the fuck

I'm surprised she didn't make the list. Not a terrible list though. I had to do a double take at the Kim K pic though. Didn't recognize her at all.

Pause. I didn't notice there was no Anna Kendrick. Or Yvonne. And Kim K is there?

Shit list then.

 

[Unicorn]

Is the red-headed prostitute from Game of Thrones in here? She's in my top 5

 

[Miles Quaritch]

Huh.

I just realized... the top 5 are all white girls.

Ask Men, what's up with that?

There is a disturbing lack of Kerry Washington and Michelle Rodriguez in the top five.

 

[Buckethead]

Is the red-headed prostitute from Game of Thrones in here? She's in my top 5

Esmé Bianco. She was god tier in S1 before she got skinnier.

Mmmmm. Perfection.

 

[lazybones18]

I'm surprised she didn't make the list. Not a terrible list though. I had to do a double take at the Kim K pic though. Didn't recognize her at all.

Pause. I didn't notice there was no Anna Kendrick. Or Yvonne. And Kim K is there?

Shit list then.

After she was shitting the bed on Dexter (along with everyone else), who would desire her?

 

[SmackAttack]

Emma Watson in top 5?

Yes.

 

[beast786]

If it wasn't NSFW I would post Emila Clark's ass from GoT season 1. She is definitely NOT anorexic.

Please, never heard of Emila

 

[DoktorEvil]

Emma Watson top 5?

No.

That was a horribly unflattering photo of her as well.

Ask Men shouldn't be doing these lists, they suck at it.

Maxim at least had their list curated...(objectifying women is still bad, guys)

 

[Unicorn]

Esmé Bianco. She was god tier in S1 before she got skinnier.

Mmmmm. Perfection.

This paired with your Ygritte avatar means you have great taste in women!

 

[OfWhiteSkinOnRedLeather]

Apparently not a real woman.

The realest.

 

[Extra Sauce]

Lack of mature babes in the Top 5.

 

[Courage]

Alison Brie being number 2 pleases me. bueno.jpg

 

[Macka]

No Nina Dobrev either? =(

 

[3N16MA]

Just skimming through the list and there are some weird choices for a top 99 list.

 

[Red_Man]

Where's Christina Hendricks?

In National Geographic.

 

[triplestation]

Bruh. Would these girls even give you a second look tho?

I wouldnt even want their first look

I'd feel ashamed of mysellf

 

[Deadly Cyclone]

I wouldnt even want their first look

I'd feel ashamed of mysellf

 

[King Mac of Furry Frog]

Any women on this list that haven't been photoshoped to shit and back?

 

[PeskyToaster]

Any women on this list that haven't been photoshoped to shit and back?

Probably not on the list since the photos there are publicity shots or photoshoots but I know a lot of celebrities have been taking no makeup shots.

 

[Lion Heart]

• You can't beat a hot brunette.
  
• I haven't watched GoT yet but I agree with Emilie. Perfection.
  
• Sarah Hyland finally makes the list but she was way hotter 5 years ago.
  
• No Evangeline Lilly? I guess goddesses are exempt for fairness.
  
• If you want to see hotter chicks than this, watch the Olympics.

 

[Macka]

I wouldnt even want their first look

I'd feel ashamed of mysellf

Your girlfriend must be absolutely incredible.

 

[akira28]

99 women you'll never have sex with

Never say never. I have another 30 years to scout out Miss Watson, provided she never marries or enjoys playing the field.

 

[AbortedWalrusFetus]

They should rename this to something like "the top 90 most desirable white women and a handful of others."

 

[Carl]

I've only heard of Emma Watson and J-Law. Hm

 

[DominoKid]

aw damn i can't wait for S4 of GoT. the white hair takes Emilia from like a 10 to a 13.

 

[mario_O]

Didn't know who number 3 was did a quick google search and mama mia, I'm in love Gaf. Emily Ratajkowski+Vimeo

 

[Uno Venova]

can't load the list, tania raymonde should be on there if she isn't.

 

[Valhelm]

Everyone making lists seems to be 15. No real women here.

What the fuck is a real woman?

 

[PK_man]

When Alison Brie is mentioned, I instantly think of this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13mDq8i8reA

and this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-2IxRC1Ix8

 

[BrokenEchelon]

1. JLaw looks attractive 33% of the time. The other 66% of the time she's butterface as fuck.

2. Thank god there's no Mediocre-As-Fuck-ett Johansson in the top 5.

3. Top 5, amended with proper picks where applicable, no order:

Emma Stone
Emma Watson
Emilia Clarke
Zooey Deschannel
Olivia Wilde


Fucking LOL at Anna Gunn sitting on that list. She's a great actress, but come the fuck on. Uh...in fact, after the top 20 or so it just gets worse and worse. Jesus. Human trash like Cyrus makes the list, but this Goddess is completely absent?

Also,

 

[Dorrin]

"Desirable."

It's not just looks that goes into it I'd assume. Mayer is loaded and powerful correct?

Yes. She also has an amazing laugh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcSujceZDmg

 

[-Deimos]

None of those except Alison Brie, who should be first.

When Alison Brie is mentioned, I instantly think of this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13mDq8i8reA

and this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-2IxRC1Ix8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTWBDu4k0_4

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

After that Almost Human episode, I can't get Gina Carano out of my head.

Nice to know at least she could crush these "women".

yup.

 

[Themacabre]

Top 5 is too anorexic for me.

So you actually have no idea what that word means, huh?

 

[lamaroo]

No Yvonne, seriously?

Look I know Dexter was complete shit, but she was still gorgeous as hell in it.

Can't believe Anna Kendrick is absent as well, she's super popular right now.

 

[Draper]

Guys, Jennifer Lawrence is so hot because she's so relatable and quirky.

 

[BrokenEchelon]

Guys, Jennifer Lawrence is so hot because she's so relatable and quirky.

OMG it's totz like so cool how she's so real and genuine, like she messes up like us real ppl, like I'm so ditzy too and she's so ditzy it's so relatable omigodlol.

 

[Gordon0Freeman]

Dat top 5. All bone and no meat

 

[Draper]

OMG it's totz like so cool how she's so real and genuine, like she messes up like us real ppl, like I'm so ditzy too and she's so ditzy it's so relatable omigodlol.

She says she like eats whatever she wants, she doesn't even care- that's so me= my waifu <3

 

[DoktorEvil]

After that Almost Human episode, I can't get Gina Carano out of my head.

Nice to know at least she could crush these "women".

She's the Lynda Carter of this generation.

That movie she was in, Haywire, mannnnnnnnnn.

She's a knockout!

 

[Gordon0Freeman]

Forget the top five, guys. See #82 for perfection.

Yep. Guess guys don't like bootymeat!

 

[Cyprus]

I wish Kaley Cuoco and Iggy Azalea were up there.

 

[Devolution]

Guys, Jennifer Lawrence is so hot because she's so relatable and quirky.

OMG it's totz like so cool how she's so real and genuine, like she messes up like us real ppl, like I'm so ditzy too and she's so ditzy it's so relatable omigodlol.

Fedoras on too tight or something?