The Viennese journalist KURT molzer went - for safety's sake with a pack VIAGRA armed - In MUNICH , BERLIN and HAMBURG on the street and asked strangers women whether they want SEX I have him? Previously, he said, " EXCUSE PLEASE NOTE THAT I speak to them , BUT I WILL FIND YOU BEAUTIFUL AND EROTIC INSANE . " That's it.
Sandra Bullock - type, Hamburger Bahnhof . Let's go there . But it is not. I freeze as a grizzly : racing heart, wet hands , dry throat , fear ! Break the attempt off driving into the city , buy me a flask and fill it with vodka. Vodka flushes the fear out of the body such as rain the dirt from the trickle. Vodka does not smell .
Goose Market Passage, a woman is like a cathedral , great, noble, approximately 40 She shows me the bird. Stay in the passage , increasing slightly the alk- dose.
Spicy blonde angel in transparent summer dress : "No, I want nichhhh ! What is that all about? "
Bespectacled brunette , low-cut T -shirt, about 30 Stunned , she laughs or cries it ? "Do you want me actually totally kidding ? "
Bored Black hair , early 40s : "Make for that every woman like that? " Me: " yes, you are already the fifth . "
Underground, on FahrstuW , Gucd woman in fear : " If you come closer to me , I'll scream loud! " - " I will not kill , madam, I will still only quite common to sleep with you. " She fled up the stairs.
Back in daylight, Exotin , almond eyes , the end 20: She does not understand me, " Sorry" - "Miss , you are so beautiful and erotic . Since you what to sleep with me? "-" What did you say , bloody bastard " ?
At the pedestrian crossing , woman with black pageboy , early 30s : " Why do not you go straight to a prostitute ? "
Karstadt - department store cosmetics department , vulgar blonde with high heels : "Should I pass the question to my husband , you pervy crap Bock ? " If uncomfortable. But this is a mission. Persevere.
Paper goods, They are in stretch pants , mid-20s , "Who are you, anyway ? " - "I am a gentleman from Vienna. " You : " Good for you and good-bye ! "
Food department , mature and attractive woman with cucumber in his hand : " What else are you feeling well , young man? "
Frozen food , secretaries type : " Does it have to be the same as now? " Me: " Not necessarily now, but still . " But if anything.
Bread shelf , tightened Pippi Longstocking in the wrap skirt . Look at me aghast , goes without saying a word of it.
Sweets , Black Hair in linen dress , early 30s , "No, thank you. "She says that so unimpressed , as if I had offered her a brochure Jehovah 's Witnesses .
Household goods, slightly narrow-minded lady with plaid blouse, great legs, around 40 : " You are probably not quite right in the head"
Hi- Fi department, brünetter mop of curly hair , mid 20's , "How are you for it " - " Good," I say. " A little too well, I would think . "
Magazines, bobbed hair with Marlene Dietrich trousers , mid-20s : "Nice compliment , but the rest , well ... " wars their phone number.
Intercontinental lobby , redhead , pantsuit, mid-30s , intense eye contact , "My God , that there are men who believe in themselves so " I play the philosopher : "I am in the world , to get everything . "I wonder if she lived here . " Yes . "Me: " You excite me "-" You luch me, my goodness, " but you must still be a short meeting. . . As long as I could wait just yet. When she returns, she asks: "You are not evil , and you will not do anything to me ? " - "I will do you only good. " We climb the elevator and go to her room. After an hour I leave the temple of love. I have drunk from the cup of Woillust , I'm immortal!
The next " hour hotel " , Atlantic , Lobby, woman with braids in her late 30s , determines the mother of three lovely children : " No need "
Airport bar , two women. I speak to the prettier . Both laughing my ass to my chosen one shakes his head.
Departure Lounge, Business Woman with Briefcase, shimmering tights , glasses , early 30s : "This is stupid , my plane leaves the same. "
Arrival area , white blond Schwedinnentyp , mid 30th Just go without a word and lets me be stupid here .
Redhead in flower dress , bright green cat eyes and large breasts to the 40 : " It does not work in women. "
Schoolgirl type with blue skirt and pigtail, mid-20s : " You can be happy that I will not cut it down ! "
Brasil bar, pretty brunette , late 20s , already quite a list . Immediately says yes , do naughty things. We say goodbye to her friend. Half an hour later we are with her . In Wohnzimmeschrank are miniature skulls . Number 25 was a sad - demonic lover .
Berlin, Cafe on the Kurfürstendamm, bombshell at the next table , end 20: "Thank you for the compliment, but cometh my friend."
One that looks like Franzi van Almsick , only older, with miniskirt and tight T -shirt : " Find yourself but a bitch . "
One with dark blond hair to the Po , small and delicate , in jeans and sneakers , mid 30's , " You Spin woh1 ! "
One with platform shoes and red toenails , early 20s : "Well I never! But that costs 100 euros with me. " Back thanks.
One in white summer dress , brunette, early 30's : " You should have asked me a month ago. now I have a boyfriend. "
Early - forties would be like to meet only a few times with me before she sleeps with me. I say, " It's against my religion. "
Sporty model , midriff-baring t-shirt, early 30s Would have liked because her boyfriend has cheated on her . But does not dare .
In Japanese , intellectuals, silk dress , black edged glasses , End 30 Will unfortunately not a quick adventure.
Cafe Einstein, Blondie, early 30's , looks to me . Do not trust me to their table . Drink vodka again . Can not do it anyway. Wait until she pays , they speak to outside. You : "I am not pleased ' beautiful, so, why . "In her bedroom is an empty condom package.
KaDeWe ( KaDeWe ) , mulatto woman , early 20s , do not get me . English is not well . Unique hands I would rather not make . But stay here .
Blonde with perm and high heels. She has a beautiful tooth gap as Vanessa Paradis, mid-20s , "Did 'ne Meise , type? " It is not good for birds.
Beauty woman with lush stem and short skirt : "No, you are too thin. " Too bad .
Woman with cigarette in his mouth , has something of my dream puberty Kim Wilde: " I can piss myself "
Young black-haired , long pink fingernails and lots of gold jewelry , early 20s : "So what have I not necessary . "
Dark brown leather skirt with average woman in her late 30s : " You would not think that you are a pig 'are ! "
Maturity Silberblick beauty : "This is something you do not ask a lady. " - " What do you ask a lady ? " - "You will hopefully learn. "
Black -haired , blue linen dress , early 40s , "No, you're wasting your time. " That's what I do here obviously .
Metro station , blond curly hair with blue eyes like the most beautiful summer sky , early 20s : "No, I do not like Austrians. "
Shoe shop , reddish blonde temptation in jeans, top 20: " Something like this is never happened to me , sorry , I'm too fast. "
U - Bahn station , sad woman with a pale complexion type , ordinary short hair , mid 20th Briefly considered : "Have I heard correctly ? Nah , thank you. "And again .
Petite beings , denim skirt, mid-30s : " yes, of course , right here " Just joking , but I wanted to make an appointment with me.
Cobra , great body , tight dress , perhaps 40 : " No, no , but here goes with a hidden camera . "
Attractive BBW in costume , heavy makeup , mid 30th Will not immediately learn to know them .
Cool blonde with baseball cap and sneakers , early 30s , "I thought , so what it 's only in the movies. " Tell me from .
Hair like an Australian bush fire , deep neckline , nice round butt, mid-30s : "No" Me: " Please ! " You : "No." Me: " Why not?" You : "So stop . "
Blood Young blond thing , model quality , maybe not even 20 But already guaranteed 16 Shaking his head wordlessly .
Page head end 20 " . I can imagine , but we would have to arrange to meet only once more " Do not count .
Tanned Bodybuilding , slightly masculine impact , angular facial features, early 30s : " Go away ! "
Older model , gray strands , culottes , "You are naughty , but very attractive. " Wish me a nice day .
Pout , deep neckline , mid-20s : "I could think it over . " Will arrange to meet only . As I said, does not count.
Komische Oper , foyer, about 40 - year-old in fancy dress , apparently with friend here . "I will now definitely not sleeping with you. But you may also enter your phone number to me . "
Riva Bar, Berlin -Mitte, black-haired brush in the slotted skirt in her late 30s : "I 'm not into men. "
Victoria Bar, Pony blonde with chin piercing end 20: "Thank you, no need"
Green - Door bar, brunette with a thick necklace, skirt, end 30: "Am I in the wrong movie ? " Me: not " No, Adult program." Will.
Paris bar , intellectuals with short hair and endless legs, end 30: "So I was right the never asked , I would have to try it. "We've tried it once . In her apartment , Kant road. At breakfast, I embrace it and think of number 6I .
Munich, pedestrian area , about 30 year old with her hair , costume : " I think my boyfriend would not find it so great. "
Bookstore, beauty with perm , early 40s : "At the moment it is quite bad. " - " Later " - " even worse . "
Large slender woman with aristocratic features, black trousers, white blouse, mid-40s : "I feel harassed by you. "
Means Pretty brown haired with a severe side parting : " Very flattering , I'm more than a drink with you. "
Strenger Short Hair type with giant earrings and full shopping bags, round butt , mid-30s , "No, thank you. "
Blood Young, pale , beautiful. Lascivious look, a transition such as a pelvic exercise : "No .
Subway, brunette in backless sundress , late 30th Busty , bigger butt , "Well you heard mall "
Subway, Sonja Kirchberger - Double : "You have now said very nice, but I 'm in feste.n hands. "
Subway, brunette, Roman nose , mid-20s : " Happened a not every day . I think for you is the routine. No, I do not want . "
Subway, woman with briefcase , early 40s : "Now I 'm speechless! " She wants to call me, but has not yet been reported .
In Dallmayr delicatessen , Rehaugenschönheit in costume in her late 30s : " You did a bet ! Not with me . "
Beauty at the bank counter , tight T -shirt, knee-length skirt , mid-20s : "I'm sorry , but I'm busy. "
Pout in the North Sea , the end 30 of the poor falls almost the cod out of the mouth : "Am I the same on TV? "
Workers in a cleaning shop , striped sweater, mid-30s : " How would it be if you get to know each time ? "
Beer garden , next to me at the table , naughty freckled face, 20 to 25 : " No, you do look like Cyrano . "
Lawn in the English Garden , half-naked brown haired with glasses and book , "they disturb . "
Lobby at the Park Hilton Hotel, mature Schwäbin with a lot of makeup , " you could please me but my husband is the same. "
Leopold Road , Wildcat in leather pants , "No, you look like a Turk . " Stay still in the street.
Dream Body in white linen pants , midriff-baring t-shirt, tall, blonde , 25 to 30 : " You kidding me . " We'll just go have a drink .
Brown -haired , older model in Capri pants , see-through blouse : " I'm really sorry for you, but since I'm the wrong person . "
Alternatively tinged her mid-thirties with short hair and sandals. Somehow, sexy, somehow very naughty : "Idiot ! "
Blonde Mane, sun hat, long pants , top 30: "Now I 'm totally speechless! " Will away from me .
Elegant woman with lots of costume jewelry , very attractive, mid-40s : "But that is not the fine English Article "
Blonde in her late 30s , Costume, Glitter jewelry, handbag, squeezes black Porsche. I follow and stop them. Tell my Balzspruch . " Unfortunately I have it in a hurry. "
Roma Bar, Cleopatra - type in red skirt . " For such a saying I 'm much too sober . "-" When can I stop by " you ," No, no , please no more ? . "
Maximilian street , Bavarian blonde Vollblutweib with buxom forms , packed full of shopping bags, End 30 Peals of laughter , nothing else.
Odeon Square , maturity in stretch dress : " An honest answer to an honest question : yes . "She wants to prefer to two fine equal to bed with me , but I 'm starting suddenly . Sage from me but one track is too ripe . The whole thing has limits somewhere .
Residenzstraße , Almsünde with braids , in costume : "Good joke , you're on television ? "
Marienplatz, redhead in asymmetrical summer dress to the 40 : "You saying what, but he is to me directly . " "I'm just being honest . "-" And unfortunately, I am married. "
U - Bahn , tomboyish in linen trousers , mid 30's , "That's never happened to me . Somehow nice but strange. " Still wants to date me because they find me attractive.
Subway , light vulgar blonde in tight jeans and a transparent blouse, early 30s : " Spinner " delivery somehow better. Let's see what's coming . I soon arrived.
Subway, reputable, pants , blouse, End 30 It is bright red and whispers, " I am the terribly embarrassing , please stop that! " Do her a favor , I'm not a monster .
Lechthaler bar, Prada blonde model in her late 30s : " Well, well , well I have to teach manners! " We are on first name terms soon. Then I insist , "Well, do you sleep with me? " - " And I 'm going to sleep with you, Casanova , you! " Number 93 , it has suddenly in a hurry. We get into their Saab , on the way to her homecoming she runs over two red lights .
Milk bar in the entertainment district Kunstark East , sweet girl . She acts as if she would not understand anything because of the music . She understood every word , definitely .
Milk Bar , Dancing Queen , glittering blouse, mini skirt, top 20: "No, I want to dance only . I also find your pickup line not so great. "
Central Station , line at the ticket office , attractive woman in her early 40 : " About your compliments I'm very happy ! But do you mean can not be serious , what did you say ? "-" Dead serious , I mean what I said there. " - " Well, then we arrange to meet us about it . "
Central Station , in the Segafredo bar , serious lady with Hairband , about 40 " . That's what you said but nice " arrange Only times . Make appointments . I can not hear it.
Post office, opposite the train station , large slim model with long red hair , mid 30's , "Thank you for the nice compliments , but I 'm married. "
Hertie department store, food hall , Tanned in mini skirt , blonde, hot , mid-20s : "I'm sorry , that's too clumsy. "
Pedestrian , 08/15-Gesicht , but the body ! Unbelievable . These shorts , light blouse , top 30: "Have you been drinking " I do not understand , that the vodka was long ago.
