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AskMen Top 99 Women 2013

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These lists are a pissing contest for PR companies. FHM's top for 2012 was Tulisa, who had just had a sex tape 'leaked' and who also happened to just have a new single about being reckless out.

Tulisa, Sexiest Woman in the World 2012

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Based upon that picture she deserves it more than the number 1 in this thread.
 
I'm glad we didn't forget that Melanie Iglesias is the automatic winner of all of these threads.
 
I can't believe people think JL isn't attractive. Oh yeah, this is Neogaf.gif.

She's gorgeous.

I'm not saying I wouldn't have sex with her, I'm simply saying in a discussion of who I'd consider to be the hottest women in the world, she's nowhere near the top.

We're talking about a celebrity who A) is sexualized and B) we're never going to get the chance to hook up with them, let alone meet them. So having said that, when discussing the attractiveness of people who make their living by crafting makeshift characters, we're typically projecting our idealized (ie. what we consider to be perfect beauty) woman/Man and making a direct comparison of that image to the person in question. If they stack up or surpass that, they're hot, if they fall short by a little or a lot, they're not attractive. Is it fair? Considering these people are effectively crafting identities for a living, have full time stylists, are subject to movie magic and constantly caked up/photoshopped to look hotter than they actually are... then yes, it's fair.

If this were some girl in your immediate vicinity, who wasn't famous, then things would be different. Most men will hook up with anything that moves, but we're not talking reality, we're talking theoreticals.

So using these guidelines, I think she's not attractive. She has the face of a woman who's 30 pounds overweight.
 
Needs more Willoughby love

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My teenage crush... ok maybe now a bit to. Just damn! If that was a poster I'd have it on my wall.
 
I will never understand how Rihanna always shows so high up on these lists. Her body shape's not that amazing, her face is nice, but it's nothing amazing either. If the excuse is for diversity, I think you could find much, much better like Cassie, skrillex cut and all.

I think Kunis and that Ennis girl are pretty though. Of course, my whole list would be athletes. If I did a male one, same thing. And I guess I should clarify since it's Gaf, just because I don't understand why Rihanna is always so high up on the list doesn't mean that I think she's ugly, but there's insanely high standards put on these lists.

Wasn't Rooney Mara on one last year? What was that.
 
I will never understand how Rihanna always shows so high up on these lists. Her body shape's not that amazing, her face is nice, but it's nothing amazing either. If the excuse is for diversity, I think you could find much, much better like Cassie, skrillex cut and all.

I think Kunis and that Ennis girl are pretty though. Of course, my whole list would be athletes. If I did a male one, same thing. And I guess I should clarify since it's Gaf, just because I don't understand why Rihanna is always so high up on the list doesn't mean that I think she's ugly, but there's insanely high standards put on these lists.

Wasn't Rooney Mara on one last year? What was that.

Have you seen her nude photos? That body is on point.
 
No, apparently it's not debatable. I thought attraction was based on personal preference.

oh wait, thisisneogaf.gif. Am I doing it right?

you can only think of one person hotter than jennifer lawrence?

swerve
 
Oh god, I can't wait to explode when my baby wins Best Actress this February.
 
yeah, she's still hot. although there seems to be a slight version of the "woll smoth" phenomenon going on in this picture.

People squint when in sunlight. Go figure.


I would turn down sex with this woman. That's how boring I think her body is.

Ugly tattoos, lesbian hair cut and inability to close her mouth aside its her voice and personality that are the biggest turn off. A Japanese girl that sounds like a crying Indy car is more pleasing to the ears than her.

emma Watson should be higher!

Agreed, she should be in the 90's at least.
 
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