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[Brian Fellows]

A machine can never give me the feeling of defiling someone elses mouth hole with my ding dong.

 

[bender]

A machine can never give me the feeling of defiling someone elses mouth hole with my ding dong.

 

[Cunth]

Can you grab the machines hair

 

[Rentahamster]

This would work well with PSVR

 

[Grinchy]

You'd need some good AI to match a woman. The machine can't blow you with ulterior motives.

 

[NecrosaroIII]

A machine can never give me the feeling of defiling someone elses mouth hole with my ding dong.

A machine never whines about you taking too long to cum. A machine never makes you beg.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

"Women are like hurricanes. First off it blows a bit, and afterwards you have lost your house."

 

[ExpandKong]

brb updating Christmas list GOOD NEWS HONEY I DONT WANT THAT XBOX ANYMORE

 

[Yoboman]

Are women better than women?

I dont follow

 

[teezzy]

Nah that's some fuck boy shit

I like to snuggle after I jizz

 

[Ghekkus]

A machine never whines about you taking too long to cum. A machine never makes you beg.

Watching John with the machine, it was suddenly so clear. The autoblow, would never stop. It would never leave him, and it would never hurt him, never shout at him, or get drunk and hit him, or say it was too busy to spend time with him. It would always be there. Of all the would-be women who came and went over the years, this thing, this machine, was the only one who measured up. In an insane world, it was the sanest choice.

 

[Fugitive Sex]

Perhaps, but they're not better than men.

 

[Hydroxy]

Putting your dick inside a machine, i dunno about dat..

 

[Tranquil]

Putting your dick inside a machine, i dunno about dat..

I would try it at least once.

 

[JonSnowball]

I once read a review for the Autoblow that said it was good but they were left with a purple bruised dick, though some people like that sort of thing.

 

[bender]

I once read a review for the Autoblow that said it was good but they were left with a purple bruised dick, though some people like that sort of thing.

 

[ZeroZeroQuatre]

Skynet right now :

 

[and 3 others]

brb updating Christmas list GOOD NEWS HONEY I DONT WANT THAT XBOX ANYMORE

Get the xbox, or she becomes the xbox.

 

[GymWolf]

Can the machine use his tongue and suck like a vacuum cleaner?

 

[Kev Kev]

no

 

[cormack12]

lmao that guy at 1:05 is a legend.

 

[Thaedolus]

A machine never whines about you taking too long to cum. A machine never makes you beg.

God this just caused me some PTSD

 

[FreedomOfSpeech]

Does the machine respond when I call it a little fuckwhore?
Does it withstand me pissing all over its hole?

Has blowjob tech finally caught up with me?

 

[and 3 others]

Does the machine respond when I call it a little fuckwhore?
Does it withstand me pissing all over its hole?

Has blowjob tech finally caught up with me?

Sent you a DM.

 

[Ultra Violento]

Watching John with the machine, it was suddenly so clear. The autoblow, would never stop. It would never leave him, and it would never hurt him, never shout at him, or get drunk and hit him, or say it was too busy to spend time with him. It would always be there. Of all the would-be women who came and went over the years, this thing, this machine, was the only one who measured up. In an insane world, it was the sanest choice.

It could break down though, you would need money to repair it or you would have to replace it.
Just like a real woman.

 

[Richard Packer]

White people are weird.

 

[ThatStupidLion]

some youtube engineer should make a glory hole and put this to a the test.

spoiler: it was a machine the whole time

 

[Brian Fellows]

A machine never whines about you taking too long to cum. A machine never makes you beg.

Both very good counter points.

 

[haxan7]

I'd never degrade myself using such a device

brb

 

[Kamina]

brap

 

[ntropy]

machines don't swallow

 

[Elcid]

Well penis, looks like another misadventure awaits us.

 

[DogofWar]

I mean half the fun with blowjobs is that she is actually sucking your dick. That you got someone to do that for you.
Why not just jerk off instead of creating a machine? People are weird.

 

[Nymphae]

I've had a good number of bad to middling blowjobs, maybe the machine is better who knows. The worst is getting a bone dry hand job, I shouldn't have to explain how this works while we're in the middle of things.

 

[Richard Packer]

The worst is getting a bone dry hand job

Maybe your partner was just used to handling non-mutilated cocks. Cut him some slack.

 

[Elcid]

I've had a good number of bad to middling blowjobs, maybe the machine is better who knows. The worst is getting a bone dry hand job, I shouldn't have to explain how this works while we're in the middle of things.

Is there anything worse than a bad blowjob from a girl who brags about how great she gives blowjobs? They all think they suck amazing and then it turns out they just suck.

 

[Kagey K]

I've had a good number of bad to middling blowjobs, maybe the machine is better who knows. The worst is getting a bone dry hand job, I shouldn't have to explain how this works while we're in the middle of things.

Sadly this is true for many women.

 

[DonJorginho]

Just use a hoover.

 

[ipukespiders]

Pro tip: Your shop vac has two places to attach a hose. One sucks, one blows. Get a second hose, remove the filter, and experiment with a dual setup.

 

[Stouffers]

A machine can never give me the feeling of defiling someone elses mouth hole with my ding dong.

There’s satisfaction to be had defiling your cousins toaster.

 

[SurprisedPikachu]

Get the xbox, or she becomes the xbox.

Sexbox Series X

 

[thefool]

Sex is so much more than physical sensation, a woman blowin you can't be replicated by a machine. It's all about control, intimacy, dominance, lust, that feeling.

 

[eddie4]

If you think that a robot is giving you a better blowjob than your partner you're in the wrong relationship. A machine will never replace another human when it comes to pleasure.

 

[Tesseract]

If you think that a robot is giving you a better blowjob than your partner you're in the wrong relationship. A machine will never replace another human when it comes to pleasure.

eventually they will, but we're not there yet

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

If you think that a robot is giving you a better blowjob than your partner you're in the wrong relationship. A machine will never replace another human when it comes to pleasure.

Eventually you'll be wormfood or a robot yourself.

 

[Rentahamster]

If you think that a robot is giving you a better blowjob than your partner you're in the wrong relationship. A machine will never replace another human when it comes to pleasure.

I give it about 17 firmware patches and 5 BIOS updates.

 

[GymWolf]

I give it about 17 firmware patches and 5 BIOS updates.

imagine seeing something like this during coitus

 

[Rentahamster]

imagine seeing something like this during coitus

Booyashaka!

 

[MrMephistoX]

Both are sketchy in the age of COVID...unless you were married or got together with your SO pre COVID.