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Autoblow; are blowjob machines better than woman?

Brian Fellows said:
A machine can never give me the feeling of defiling someone elses mouth hole with my ding dong.
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NecrosaroIII said:
A machine never whines about you taking too long to cum. A machine never makes you beg.
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Watching John with the machine, it was suddenly so clear. The autoblow, would never stop. It would never leave him, and it would never hurt him, never shout at him, or get drunk and hit him, or say it was too busy to spend time with him. It would always be there. Of all the would-be women who came and went over the years, this thing, this machine, was the only one who measured up. In an insane world, it was the sanest choice.
 
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I once read a review for the Autoblow that said it was good but they were left with a purple bruised dick, though some people like that sort of thing.
 
Ghekkus said:
Watching John with the machine, it was suddenly so clear. The autoblow, would never stop. It would never leave him, and it would never hurt him, never shout at him, or get drunk and hit him, or say it was too busy to spend time with him. It would always be there. Of all the would-be women who came and went over the years, this thing, this machine, was the only one who measured up. In an insane world, it was the sanest choice.
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It could break down though, you would need money to repair it or you would have to replace it.
Just like a real woman.
 
I mean half the fun with blowjobs is that she is actually sucking your dick. That you got someone to do that for you.
Why not just jerk off instead of creating a machine? People are weird.
 
I've had a good number of bad to middling blowjobs, maybe the machine is better who knows. The worst is getting a bone dry hand job, I shouldn't have to explain how this works while we're in the middle of things.
 
Nymphae said:
I've had a good number of bad to middling blowjobs, maybe the machine is better who knows. The worst is getting a bone dry hand job, I shouldn't have to explain how this works while we're in the middle of things.
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Is there anything worse than a bad blowjob from a girl who brags about how great she gives blowjobs? They all think they suck amazing and then it turns out they just suck.
 
Nymphae said:
I've had a good number of bad to middling blowjobs, maybe the machine is better who knows. The worst is getting a bone dry hand job, I shouldn't have to explain how this works while we're in the middle of things.
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Sadly this is true for many women.

 
Pro tip: Your shop vac has two places to attach a hose. One sucks, one blows. Get a second hose, remove the filter, and experiment with a dual setup.
 
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Sex is so much more than physical sensation, a woman blowin you can't be replicated by a machine. It's all about control, intimacy, dominance, lust, that feeling.
 
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If you think that a robot is giving you a better blowjob than your partner you're in the wrong relationship. A machine will never replace another human when it comes to pleasure.
 
eddie4 said:
If you think that a robot is giving you a better blowjob than your partner you're in the wrong relationship. A machine will never replace another human when it comes to pleasure.
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Eventually you'll be wormfood or a robot yourself.
 
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