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[marvelharvey]

Rape Rape High School

- couldn't find the funny image though

 

[Miroku]

Snakes on a Plane: The videogame.

(it must happen!!!)

 

[piccolosan]

I'm surprised none of the "unmentionable" games that made Sean Baby famous have come up yet. :lol

I think Gradius sounds cool along with Zombies Ate My Neighbors.

 

[Sho Nuff]

Last Bronx

 

[etiolate]

Buttsubishi

DROP N BLOW

god bless Phoenix Games

 

[Chittagong]

 

[GDGF]

Princess Tomato in the Salad Kingdom.

Keith Courage in Alpha Zones. (goofy, but awesome)

 

[El Papa]

Faxanadu
Sinistron
Perfect Dark (mentioned)
Spanky the Monkey's Quest
Warcraft
The Last Ninja

sound cool.

 

[Ash Housewares]

Frogger

 

[Error]

Shin Megami Tensei
Final Fantasy
Castlevania (Castle+Transylvania=genius!)
Lumines

 

[PolyGone]

Radiant Silvergun

/thread

 

[Amakusa]

Chrono Trigger
Chrono Cross
Final Fantasy
Contra
Mega Man
Zero Wing
NeverWinter Nights
R-type
Mighty Monkey
Gradius
Eco
Nights
Sconic the Hedgehog
Cobra-command
Blazing Star
Air Buster
Shinobi
Shadowland
Samurai Shodown
King of Fighters
Street fighter
Mortal Kombat
Spy Hunter
PunchOut
Zelda
Link's Awaking
TigerShark
Terra Force
Twin Cobra
V-Five
Vasara
Last Blade
Asura Blade
Stargate
......alot of games have great names.

 

[psycho_snake]

Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of The Patriots
Devil May Cry
Digital Devil Saga
Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory
Grabbed by the ghoulies :lol

 

[Whimsical Phil]

But I think the true winner is:

Dyhard with Infinite Stairs? Awesome.

 

[PolyGone]

Dyhard with Infinite Stairs? Awesome.

This thread is for awesome names, not incredibly lame ones.

 

[Whimsical Phil]

This thread is for awesome names, not incredibly lame ones.

Perhaps you don't understand the power of Infinite Stairs. Behold:

Radiant Silvergun

/thread

Radiant Silvergun with Infinite Stairs.

NOW you can /thread.

 

[Tachikoma]

Septerra Core always sounded cool to me.

 

[sasimirobot]

Touhoku Daigaku Mirai Kagaku Gijutsu Kyoudo Kenkyuu Center Kawashima Ryuuta Kyouju Kanshuu (Motto) Nou wo Kitaeru Otona no DS Training

 

[Deleted member 1235]

Super

Monkey

Ball

 

[Jesus Carbomb]

+1 Sin and Punishment

Honorable Mention:

 

[AyuFanatic86]

Metal Gear Solid!!!!!

 

[eso76]

bishi bashi special
noisy pillars
purple turtle

 

[iapetus]

Typing of the Dead

 

[JackFrost2012]

Yogurting!

 

[tebiro boy]

Typing of the Dead

Genius.

Has no one mentioned Driving Emotion Type-S? :lol

 

[iapetus]

It's a board game and not a video game but:

Devil Bunny Needs a Ham

Following this sidetrack briefly, the rules/stories for Cheapass games are generally works of genius. I particularly like the rules for resolving a tie in Secret Tijuana Deathmatch, which go like this:

"If there is a tie for most money, the tie is settled by a contest of strength. Each player hits the others as hard as he can until only one remains standing."

Oh, and having seen all the love for "Zombies ate my neighbours" how about the 8-bit Codemasters classic:

[Edit: Found the exact wording for the STD rule...]

 

[lilltias]

Another World / Out of This World

Superb art, superb name - great game.

 

[Pachael]

Commander Keen in Aliens Ate My Babysitter

 

[Kaworu]

 

[Pudding Tame]

 

[Mudo]

Earthbound

Castlevania : Symphony of the Night

Lunar : Eternal Blue

Shin Megami Tensei : Nocturne

 

[Sinnick]

Shadow Dancer.

 

[lilltias]

Other favourites of mine:

Under a killing moon

Beneath a steel sky

Grim Fandango

Max Payne (cheesy, granted, but I like it)

 

[D-X]

Baten Kaitos

I know nothing about it but the name stuck in my head

 

[Willie Dynamite]

Grim Fandango

Possibly my favorite name ever.

 

[Sabaku Ika]

If we're including cool sounding names as well as funny ones: Harmony of Dissonance

 

[BobTheFork]

Snake rattle and roll
Solar JetMan (always sounded cool)

 

[lexy]

No one said Beyond Good and Evil? That's... odd.

I've always liked the name Seiken Densetsu (Legend of the Holy Sword).

 

[Jim]

Chu-Chu Rocket

 

[bengraven]

Rad Racer.
Shining in the Darkness.

 

[Hyoushi]

Netto de Tennis
Genocide Grand Prix

 

[iapetus]

Solar JetMan (always sounded cool)

Any relation to Lunar JetMan?

 

[Black_Mamba]

edit: black mamba, what thte hell is that game? Properties says it's a Psygnosis game.

It's an Amiga shooter by Psygnosis. Nice graphics, as always, but an awful game.
More here.

 

[FortNinety]

Basically, any shooter:

Salamander
Einhanger
Philosoma
Radiant Silvergun
Border Down
Crying
DonDonPachi

... and about a thousand others.

 

[Ruas]

steep slope sliders

 

[ratcliffja]

Bad dudes. End of discussion.

It's about time somebody said this. As an impressionable young boy, I decided to pick this up simply because of its name. I also picked up the TMNT2: The Arcade Game at the same time (I think it was for my birthday or something). Much destruction was done that day.

 

[Scrow]

GAF.... you are a complete disappointment. How could we have gotten to 3 pages and not a single mention of METROID?

you can close the thread now

 

[Cosmozone]

Skimming through the thread, I've seen two additional names I like:

Sin and Punishment
Beneath a Steel Sky

Never played the games, though.

 

[NintendoGal]

Besides Touch Dic?

Bubble Bath Babes
Hot Slots

 

[NME]

Dokki Dokki Panic

Kickle Cubicle