Woeful.
Wonderful!
Even worse.
I think someone's a little butthurt that his 'puns' didn't even get one congratulatory remark following the universal praise of the loco motive one. You sound like a try-hard. I look forward to the unraveling of your train-wreck of a posting career, no pun intended. Idiot.
A TRAIN IS HURTLING TOWARDS HER YOU TOSSER. Anyway, if you watch the video, she pulls her arm back at the VERY last possible moment. Half a second later and her arm would have been sheared off cleanly by the train.