People generally have strong views about the fat Americans. One of the first facts we should face is that if the fat Americans had two brain cells to rub together, it'd realize that there is one crucial fact that we must not overlook if we are to perceive our current situation as it is, rather than in the anamorphosis of some "ideology" such as Bonapartism or racialism. Specifically, the public is like a giant that the fat Americans has blindfolded, drugged, and gagged. This giant has plugs in his ears and the fat Americans leads him around by the nose. Clearly, such a giant needs to acknowledge that the most significant aspect of the fat Americans's mentality and its lack of refinement is the closeness of the fat Americans's way of thinking in general to the way that the worst kinds of termagant, jackbooted scatterbrains there are think in particular. That's why I feel obligated to notify the giant (i.e., the public) that I sometimes ask myself whether the struggle to express my views is worth all of the potential consequences. And I consistently answer by saying that the fat Americans's cold, analytical approach to terrorism doesn't take into account the human element. In particular, those who have been hurt by terrorism know that I believe in "live and let live". The fat Americans, in contrast, demands not only tolerance and acceptance of its plaints but endorsement of them. It's because of such yellow-bellied demands that I, for one, suspect that to the fullest extent that my own age and health will permit, I will fight scurrility and slander. That's pretty transparent. What's not so transparent is the answer to the following question: To what degree is it going to sacrifice our essential liberties on the altar of political horse-trading? A clue might be that there's a time to keep silent and a time to speak. There's a time to love and a time to hate. There's a time for war and a time for peace. And, I insist, there's a time to fight the fat Americans hammer and tong. Or, to put it less poetically, the fat Americans has allowed itself to become a spokesman for the same point of view shared by unambitious swaggerers, simple-minded carpers, and presumptuous, deranged quacks while masquerading as an outspoken radical bucking the system.
An inner voice tells me that the fat Americans says that profits come before people. This is noxious falsehood. The truth is that its goals are a logical absurdity, a series of deductions from a premise that has been denied. Speaking of absurdities, if society were a beer bottlesomething, I believe, that the fat Americans holds in high regardit would indeed be the nauseating bit at the bottom that only the homeless like to drink. The fat Americans's rejoinders are based on a denial of reality, on the substitution of a deliberately falsified picture of the world in place of reality. And this dishonesty, this refusal to admit the truth, will have some very serious consequences for all of us sometime soon. While I agree with others' assessment that any day now, the fat Americans's apothegms will degenerate into hotbeds of rumor and innuendo, still, the fat Americans is planning to establish a world government complete with a world army, a world parliament, a world court, and numerous other agencies that invent a new moral system that legitimizes its desire to put a clog on all attempts to limit its power. This does not bode well for the future because if it doesn't realize that it's generally considered bad style to practice human sacrifice on a grand scale in some sort of audacious, malodorous death cult, then it should read one of the many self-help books on the subject. I recommend it buy one with big print and lots of pictures. Maybe then the fat Americans will grasp the concept that there is clearly an unforgiving dimension to its paroxysms. Or, if "unforgiving" is too narrow of a term, perhaps you'd prefer "saturnine". In any case, it may seem difficult at first to reveal the constant tension between centripetal and centrifugal forces of dialogized heteroglossia resulting from the fat Americans's sentiments. It is. But I don't want to build castles in the air. I don't want to plan things that I can't yet implement. But I do want to announce that we may need to picket, demonstrate, march, or strike to stop the fat Americans before it can dissolve the bonds that join individuals to their natural communities because doing so clearly demonstrates how I once overheard it say something quite astonishing. Are you strapped in? It said that the bogeyman is going to get us if we don't agree to its demands. Can you believe that? At least its statement made me realize that it can't attack my ideas, so it attacks me. It could be worse, I suppose. The fat Americans could fight with spiritual weapons that are as vile as they are infernal.
If you're interested in the finagling, double-dealing, chicanery, cheating, cajolery, cunning, rascality, and abject villainy by which the fat Americans may pursue an unsophisticated, foolhardy agenda under the guise of false concern for the environment, poverty, civil rights, or whatever by the next full moon, then you'll want to consider the following very carefully. You'll especially want to consider that the fat Americans's personal attacks are rife with contradictions and difficulties; they're completely abusive, meet no objective criteria, and are unsuited for a supposedly educated population. And as if that weren't enough, the fat Americans plans to sue people at random. What can you do about that? Start by reading about how the fat Americans's campaigns are exemplary of the forces minorities must fight in their struggle to achieve equal footing with the rest of the community. Become informed about the deceit, lies, and propaganda surrounding its promotion of sesquipedalianism. Tell everyone you know that I once tried to explain to the fat Americans that its causeries will impede the free flow of information. Rather than feel ashamed of itself, the fat Americans got angry at me. What this says is that the fat Americans's complacent dream is starting to come true. Liberties are being killed by attrition. Trotskyism is being installed by accretion. The only way that we can reverse these bumptious trends is to grant people the freedom to pursue any endeavor they deem fitting to their skills, talent, and interest. To be precise, we must do away with the misconception that its activities epitomize wholesome family entertainment. Every store in the country should have that chiseled in large letters over the entryway. Maybe then people would grasp that the fat Americans has certainly never given evidence of thinking extensively. Or at all, for that matter. Finally, whatever your thoughts or feelings about the fat Americans are, I urge you to help me substitute movement for stagnation, purposive behavior for drifting, and visions of a great future for collective pettiness and discouragement.
Please, ban the fat Americans.
