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[Dany]

The turtles are hot!? who knew

 

[Metalmarc]

Oh aquaman is raph

 

[Exuro]

Thad Castle! Somewhat interested in this now.

 

[neorej]

The turtles are hot!? who knew

Venus knows.

Actually, make Megan Fox play Venus and cast April O'Neil as April O'Neil.

 

[G-Fex]

Oh aquaman is raph

that's where I know him.

 

[TUROK]

I heard it's gonna be digital costumes, like Davy Jones in Pirates of the Caribbean.

Yeah, mocap.

 

[Sanjuro]

Thad Castle! Somewhat interested in this now.

I didn't know what a "Thad Castle" was. I Googled. Found that he is both crude and rude.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf8t4lPKGJs

 

[Salsa]

guys raph in this movie is heelaaaarious

I really hope that script got burned

 

[G-Fex]

guys raph in this movie is heelaaaarious

I really hope that script got burned

this sounds.......yikes

 

[SonicMegaDrive]

You were expecting maybe... The Addams Family? Yeh heh he he he he he good one.

 

[G-Fex]

You were expecting maybe... The Addams Family? Yeh heh he he he he he good one.

I don't think anyone at the theater got that one.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

Maybe Bay really is Hitler with this Aryan lineup.

 

[SonicMegaDrive]

I don't think anyone at the theater got that one.

I wouldn't know, I was the only one in the theater.

 

[Amalthea]

That's like the whitest cast ever.

 

[Escape Goat]

That's like the whitest cast ever.

Turtles are green.

 

[Salsa]

That's like the whitest cast ever.

i'd be down with black raph

 

[alr1ght]

This is gonna be great

 

[G-Fex]

Maybe Bay really is Hitler with this Aryan lineup.

right?

Well least they won't be sterotypical damn near racist shit like the twins in Revenge of the fallen.

 

[Amalthea]

I guess Megan was onto something when she likened Bay to Hitler.

 

[Escape Goat]

This is gonna be great

This movie will be strangely erotic.

 

[SonicMegaDrive]

This is gonna be great

HYPEE

 

[metsallica]

This is gonna be great

I... there. Yes. OK. More please.

 

[Joel Was Right]

How are they approaching this? Costumes? I thought the turtles had to be short

 

[G-Fex]

How are they approaching this? Costumes? I thought the turtles had to be short

 

[Ryaaan14]

Raph shouldn't be the hottest one.

Hottest one should be Leo.

And Mikey shouldn't look like that.

Hrmph.

Edit: Oh this is gonna be an Avatar-capture? Fine then. Thought it was gonna be live-action.

 

[SonicMegaDrive]

What if this defies all odds and ends up being really good?

 

[Salsa]

is donny holding an invisible stick

 

[Supermanisdead]

Raphael and Leonardo look good.

 

[G-Fex]

Raph shouldn't be the hottest one.

Hottest one should be Leo.

And Mikey shouldn't look like that.

Hrmph.

do you normally rate the turtles hottest to nottest?

 

[Escape Goat]

What if this defies all odds and ends up being really good?

Impossible.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

I'm guessing Raph is going to become the leader in this for some reason.

 

[Sojgat]

So they're aliens now, right? Does that mean no Splinter?

 

[Dead Prince]

is donny holding an invisible stick

no. invisible dick.

 

[TUROK]

Raph shouldn't be the hottest one.

Hottest one should be Leo.

And Mikey shouldn't look like that.

Hrmph.

Edit: Oh this is gonna be an Avatar-capture? Fine then. Thought it was gonna be live-action.

It is live action, with CGI turtles.

 

[G-Fex]

is donny holding an invisible stick

muscle posing.

 

[Salsa]

I'm guessing Raph is going to become the leader in this for some reason.

nah

he's just gonna be the best turtle, like he always was

he'll probably do the whole turnaround "I hate authority fuck you Leo!" but then he comes back on the last fight and they give this look at each other like "yeah sorry we still bros"

 

[maquiladora]

who? x 4

 

[SonicMegaDrive]

I'm guessing Raph is going to become the leader in this for some reason.

So the song was right...

 

[Ryaaan14]

do you normally rate the turtles hottest to nottest?

tbh I think this was the first time. Felt good man.

 

[jett]

What if this defies all odds and ends up being really good?

From the director of

and

 

[SonicMegaDrive]

CRAZIER THINGS HAVE HAPPENED!

 

[Escape Goat]

I wonder which turtle gives the best shell.

 

[MisterHero]

They all have human forms and they keep switching between them like Spider-Man's mask kept falling off in SM3

 

[wenis]

What hurts me the most is the knee pads and elbow pads... bright colors and shit, gimme dirty brown pads.

 

[SonicMegaDrive]

They all have human forms and they keep switching between them like Spider-Man's mask kept falling off in SM3

Oh shit that's just terrible enough to be true.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

That script has to be a joke posted above. The Nick Turtles is waaaaaaaaay funnier with the puns and jokes.

 

[Escape Goat]

What hurts me the most is the knee pads and elbow pads... bright colors and shit, gimme dirty brown pads.

You want to keep kids attention with muted colors?

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

WTF IS THIS SHIT

 

[PinkCrayon]

lol Thad as Raph? dis gun b gud.

 

[Dan]

That script has to be a joke posted above. The Nick Turtles is waaaaaaaaay funnier with the puns and jokes.

It's not. It was a real draft. I read the whole thing and it was atrocious.

Everyone should stop having any faith in this whatsoever.