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Behold the pedos - Someone please call Dateline!

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"Hello Mr. Did you call me?"

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"I saw you're MySpace. It's pretty cute. Wanna come to my house and play videogames?"

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"You have games?"

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"I have much more than games. Hand me your sword"

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"Here..."

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"Ah. My cock is bigger than this"

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"Haha, we gon fuck tonight"
 
PhoenixDark said:
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"..."

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"Hello Mr. Did you call me?"

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"I saw you're MySpace. It's pretty cute. Wanna come to my house and play videogames?"

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"You have games?"

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"I have much more than games. Hand me your sword"

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"Here..."

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"Ah. My cock is bigger than this"

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"I have you now"


Pretty funny, until the very last panel. Needs a better ending.
 
PhoenixDark said:
"..."

"Hello Mr. Did you call me?"

"I saw you're MySpace. It's pretty cute. Wanna come to my house and play videogames?"

"You have games?"

"I have much more than games. Hand me your sword"

"Here..."

"Ah. My cock is bigger than this"

"I have you now"
SHit :lol I'm struggling not to laught at work.
 
I hate to say it, but I dated a 15 year old for a few months. Twice, actually. We even had sex. I was a senior, had my own car, was part of the "in-crowd," basically, the total package. She wanted it, and I'm not about to sqaush the dreams of a beautiful little starlet just because I was 18. It was fun while it lasted. We still talk to this day... she's 20, now.
 
Incognito said:
I hate to say it, but I dated a 15 year old for a few months. Twice, actually. We even had sex. I was a senior, had my own car, was part of the "in-crowd," basically, the total package. She wanted it, and I'm not about to sqaush the dreams of a beautiful little starlet just because I was 18. It was fun while it lasted. We still talk to this day... she's 20, now.

That's not as bad because you were still in highschool, too. As a senior it's acceptable, nay, it is YOUR DUTY to use underclassmen as meatbags.
 
Incognito said:
I hate to say it, but I dated a 15 year old for a few months. Twice, actually. We even had sex. I was a senior, had my own car, was part of the "in-crowd," basically, the total package. She wanted it, and I'm not about to sqaush the dreams of a beautiful little starlet just because I was 18. It was fun while it lasted. We still talk to this day... she's 20, now.
Well now they're just coming out of the woodwork now?!
 
Come on you guys... the girl is only 16. Wasn't it in Hawaii that you can get married at 16?

In other news, I always found it funny when I learned a girl was dating a person over 20.
 
Fresh Prince said:
OMG How can we help you through your pain?

Pft, I am fine really. I still talk to her now and such. Shes 23 now. I am 18. shes moved away. But man...was she a looker....
Good thing I still held on to her pics. :D
*fap*
 
etiolate said:

Holy shit, I am in tears laughing at this.

I had a first date on Sunday with a teacher. She teaches high school and told me there are girls in her classes that are dating guys older than she would date (she's 27). So we're talking 16-18 yr olds dating guys who are 30 and older. WTF?
 
etiolate said:

push it to the limit
walk along the razor's edge
don't look down, just keep your head
or you'll be finished

open up the limit
past the point of no return
reach the top, but still you gotta learn
how to keep it

hit the wheel, and double the stakes
throttle wide open, like a bat out of hell
you crash the gates
(crash the gates!)

going for the back of beyond
nothing gonna stop you
there's nothing that strong
it's so close now, you merely have the break
so, push it!

ooo yeah

welcome to the limit
take it maybe one step more
the power game's still playing
so you better win it

push it to the limit
no one left to stand in your way
you might get careless, but you'll never be saved
while you still feel it

welcome to the limit
standing on the razor's edge
don't look down, just keep your head
or you'll be finished

welcome to the limit

push it to the limit
 
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