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[BadAss2961]

Kaz, whiny? Maybe.

Bitch? Absolutely not.

 

[NoblesseOblige]

Not even the whiniest in MGS history. OP must not play many games.

 

[sgjackson]

this is my choice

i honestly think the reason i'm not fond of kaiden is because of residual carth hatred

 

[Krystopher McConnor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6COnlkSrek

what is wrong with him

This video only proves his point to be fair.

 

[Goodstyle]

Yeah, let's see how happy you are after losing an arm, a leg, and running a mercenary outfit while your boss is in a coma for nine years.

And he disarms a kid with an assault rifle with one arm. Let's see you do that.

Believe me, I get that he's had it rough. It's a testament to how much of a bitchley that he is that he can erase every bit of leeway I gave him due to his past with his whining. It's not even like he couldn't have his limbs replaced with prosthetics, he refused them because he's just that committed to being a sourpuss.

 

[Tesseract]

 

[GKB]

Marcy Long from Fallout 4. Yeah, i know she has some kind of trauma, but still very annoying.

 

[Ferulci]

We're done here.

 

[Link Man]

Hmm, not seeing Ruto in here.

 

[cj_iwakura]

Kazuhira Miller is a god damned American Patriot and I will hear no arguments otherwise.

The hero we deserve.

 

[Ratrat]

Believe me, I get that he's had it rough. It's a testament to how much of a bitchley that he is that he can erase every bit of leeway I gave him due to his past with his whining. It's not even like he couldn't have his limbs replaced with prosthetics, he refused them because he's just that committed to being a sourpuss.

Nah, his reaction was basically what everyone hoped Venoms would be. Yes, lets let

Spoiler

Huey

go after everything he did. Same with

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Skullface

. Demon my ass.

 

[orthodoxy1095]

Kazuhira Miller is a god damned American Patriot and I will hear no arguments otherwise.

If he's a patriot, I want to return my citizenship.

 

[Kinyou]

I present the final boss of Rainbow Six Vegas 2, the whiniest bitch in video games

http://youtu.be/LGwUo8s-CTI

I'm surprised that scene didn't end with him running up stairs, slamming the door and playing Linkin Park on max volume.

 

[Tansut]

But have you tried his burger, though?

 

[bobawesome]

Marcy Long from Fallout 4. Yeah, i know she has some kind of trauma, but still very annoying.

This is a good answer. If only I could kill her.

 

[uncelestial]

Princess Peach.

Rescue yourself, I'm busy. This is like the 90th time, already. The universe just wants you to be kidnapped, idgaf

 

[hydrophilic attack]

And none of them gave him the time of day, so it balances out.

Actually some did. If you remember the tape about the naked shower fight between Snake and him, that argument started because of how Kaz had created trouble by sleeping around with several girls.

 

[fastmower]

Miller is not whiny.

 

[KraytarJ]

Marcy Long from Fallout 4. Yeah, i know she has some kind of trauma, but still very annoying.

Marcy and Jun both. Like I'm just modding some weapons and then Marcy comes along is just like "fuck you" and its like come on just don't talk to me. Then Jun comes by a few seconds later and is like "I'd really like to be alone right now" and its just like I got here first, if you want to be alone then you should leave. They're both just so insufferable.

 

[sn00zer]

Its pretty funny that she is the only character

Spoiler

you can literally shoot in the face

 

[Hektor]

He's like one of the few characters who actually got a reason to be so bitter.

 

[The Baron Count]

Grrrr, hate that fucking kid. Hate him.

 

[Arizato]

He was an asshole already in Peace Walker. It's pretty heavily implied that he used his position on XO in order to hit on his female subordinates.

EDIT: Nevermind. You mentioned it youself in a later post.

 

[brandonh83]

Its pretty funny that she is the only character

Spoiler

you can literally shoot in the face

It was just a prank Hannnnnn~

 

[cj_iwakura]

But have you tried his burger, though?

Alternatively:

Actually some did. If you remember the tape about the naked shower fight between Snake and him, that argument started because of how Kaz had created trouble by sleeping around with several girls.

Given what happens to him not long afterward, at least he got to live it up a little.

 

[The Real Napsta]

LEON!

I came in expecting this.

 

[Zemm]

I hate her. Which is exactly what the writers want.

 

[R_thanatos]

Princess Peach.

Rescue yourself, I'm busy. This is like the 90th time, already. The universe just wants you to be kidnapped, idgaf

Please play super princess peach on the Nintendo ds

 

[VeryGooster]

Every time Kaz was like "BOSS WE NEED TO KICK [x] OFF MOTHER BASE!" I wanted to flip his ass into the sea. Fuck your hamburgers.

 

[Ratrat]

Actually some did. If you remember the tape about the naked shower fight between Snake and him, that argument started because of how Kaz had created trouble by sleeping around with several girls.

Are drama cds canon?

 

[tapedeck]

LEON!

.

 

[Coriolanus]

Emmerich is worse. Kaz at least has some reason to act like he has a truck of sand in his nether regions. Emmerich you just go "for the love of god, kill him".

 

[cj_iwakura]

Every time Kaz was like "BOSS WE NEED TO KICK [x] OFF MOTHER BASE!" I wanted to flip his ass into the sea. Fuck your hamburgers.

I love his dialogue during PW.

"Boss, Mother Base is overflowing! We can't take any more men!
MAN OVERBOARD!"


Also, pretend Travis Touchdown is talking to you, it's funnier.

 

[Maintenance]

That's not Marcy Long.

 

[hydrophilic attack]

Are drama cds canon?

Dunno, but in-game cassette tapes are.

 

[Kinyou]

.

 

[RisenLP]

Came in expecting Tidus and I wasn't disappointed! Although I think many of the character have their reasons for being whiny. Many aren't in stable/safe enviroments or have unpleasant lives; not everyone can react to hardship with stoicism. Characters who are ungrateful rather than whiny are the ones that annoy me

 

[Peltz]

Huh?
(o_0)

 

[Werewolf Jones]

Emmerich is worse. Kaz at least has some reason to act like he has a truck of sand in his nether regions. Emmerich you just go "for the love of god, kill him".

Emmerich knows what he's doing, though. He's playing people because he's smart. I wouldn't even say he's whiny tbh, just pathetic.

 

[Philia]

LOL thank you for this thread. I laughed and yeah Kaz definitely got on my fucking nerves when I extract a lot. Every time he says that shit, I always talk back to the tv and say something like "yeah really!"

 

[Oberon]

if Kaz was removed the game would probably be an 8 out of 10.

he makes it about a 5 out of 10 just by being there.

He's the only character that isn't made out of thin paper. The game would have been way more boring without him.

 

[Barrylocke]

How is Tidus whiny besides (arguably) his English Voice Acting?

 

[TheLetdown]

Preston Garvey.

"I don't know why you're taking that but I guess you have your reasons."

Motherfucker, I've been taking literally everything until I'm overburdened, then stashing the rest on you, for over 70 fucking hours at this point. How many places do we have to clear before you get that?

Makes me ashamed to call you my lover. Should've went with Strong.

 

[Spieler Eins]

Tales of Xillia guy was unbearable. Or many other modern JRPG/animu mains in general... FFXV hipster will be next.

 

[Akiller]

LEON!

I was actually expecting her to be in the OP.

 

[Feltrol]

This should have been OP's post. Immediate /thread also.

 

[SugarDave]

I mean, he lost an arm and a leg, the organisation he was instrumental in building was destroyed along with most of his friends and to top it all off, his best friend turned his back on him.

I'd be pretty miffed.

 

[Senketsu]

Kaz was right, though.

 

[Dick Justice]

I present the final boss of Rainbow Six Vegas 2, the whiniest bitch in video games

http://youtu.be/LGwUo8s-CTI

Whiny Adam Jensen?

 

[orthodoxy1095]

He's the only character that isn't made out of thin paper. The game would have been way more boring without him.

Less crappy dialogue in my ear while in the field, so sounds like a better experience to me.