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Behold: The whiniest bitch in video game history

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I dare you to name someone whinier. There is no one that compares to this guy. Absolutely no one.

Wow. Informative. I now know so much about this character, what game they are from and your reasoning behind this statement. Thanks for the live journal.
 
Such a shit character.

I remember at one point I think Ocelot offers to get him replacement limbs like Snake's and the dudes like "Nah, I'll just continue whining".
 
Huey is way, way, way worse.

"THEY ARE DEAD BECAUSE OF YOOOOOOUUU!!!".

No, fuck no. They are dead because of you and your backstabbing, you filthy asshole.

Miller can get pretty grating at times, but he's right. And damn, those burgers are good. Besides, he gets to be a great teacher for Solid Snake in MGS1...
 
Gamergaters are part of video game history, unfortunately. They've got this title firmly in hand.
 
Amazing Tidus is NOT the worst I've ever seen....

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P.S. It's not ADA

DINGDINGDING

Zone of the Enders is like four hours long if you really dawdle, yet still this asshole has all the time he needs to become utterly unbearable. Kid's riding in the dick of a rad fucking turbo robot that flies, he's got an entire military treating him like he isn't just some random wiener and, most bizarrely, even a girlfriend who isn't completely sick of his shit, and still he does nothing but whine the whole game. His totally unprompted diatribe about how killing is bad feels like it goes on forever.
 
Unfortunately I disagree wholeheartedly. There are many video game characters that are more annoying and whine way more than Miller with even less justification to do so. One of those is in the same game, other words fuck Huey hes worse than his damn son.
 
I nominate shaowebb!

Fucking lol.

Anyways, to answer that guy's question, that's Kaz Miller, a character from MGSV. There's a way for you to kidnap/recruit people you knockout in this game, and this guy is constantly whining about the people you bring on board. He complains about every thing that happens in the story, he's super emo about everything and speaks in long drawn-out expositions about how badly he's been screwed. It all just comes off as a long whine though and you wanna shoot him. The fact that this dude is constantly yelling into your ear throughout the entire game doesn't help either.
 
honestly kaz is a lot less whiny than you'd think considering the shit he's been through.

he should learn to smoke some of ocelot's reefer or whatever cos man that guy is on some chill pills
 
Fucking lol.

Anyways, to answer that guy's question, that's Kaz Miller, a character from MGSV. There's a way for you to kidnap/recruit people you knockout in this game, and this guy is constantly whining about the people you bring on board. He complains about every thing that happens in the story, he's super emo about everything and speaks in long drawn-out expositions about how badly he's been screwed. It all just comes off as a long whine though and you wanna shoot him. The fact that this dude is constantly yelling into your ear throughout the entire game doesn't help either.

He was originally in Peace Walker, and he's much more lively there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZIKr4KqBC0

Wonder how many people even know how he used to be.
 
Well dude lost his mother, father is emotionally distant, is considered a freak, and is on a quest to save to world all before 14.

He earned his whininess.

Most would break down under that toll. I think it makes a lot of sense given the context.

I would say that most would just be very emotionally hard/distant/untrusting, not turn into what Hope did. He's still the most garbage character in the whole series IMO.
 
You know what? I'm not going to bitch about the fact that many folks (including myself) have not played many of these games, and therefore don't know what you mean by simply posting a picture.

I'll just quote your post, and say "Who?"
 
He redeem himself in ch. 2 though. I'm talking about certain character being massive prick, and the fact that Kaz deal with him as soon as he can.
 
Emil from that Tales of Symphonia sequel that nobody played.


Even Tidus and Hope have nothing on this asshole. The first act of the game is him cowering in fear of butterflies and shit. Your first major quest revolves around working up the courage to say thank you to someone who stepped in and actually defended your sorry ass when cooler kids were calling you a bitch. The only reason the plot actually moves forward from that is because you get possessed by a non-bitch spirit.

Seriously.
 
Kazuhira Miller is literally the only good part of MGSV. You people are insane.

He's always angry because everyone around him is a bland piece of cardboard that's constantly wrong about everything.
 
Tales of Xillia guy was unbearable. Or many other modern JRPG/animu mains in general... FFXV hipster will be next.

I didn't finish ToX but from what I played there was nothing wrong with Jude, besides him clearly just being the Vaan to Milla's Ashe. And a less annoying Vaan, at that.

Wow. Informative. I now know so much about this character, what game they are from and your reasoning behind this statement. Thanks for the live journal.

What's with the LJ references? There's two in this thread, lol. I think tumblr would be more topical.

Most whiny? Man, it's gotta be Hope. Plus he was trying to kill one of the few characters in XIII I liked.
 
Hope is the answer, leave poor Kaz alone. Hope ruined FFXIII for me.

And Lightning, Snow, Sera, the non existant bad guys, the excesive hand holding, the poor pace, the linearity and the no towns policy, but Hope over all of them.


Of course it is, this is a Kojima series.
 
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