VanquishUK
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Whenever I look at a Bidet I think how can they work? Unless that thing's like a jet I can't see it cleaning my ass very well.
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Best Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment?
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Aztechnology
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Oh...it is.
VanquishUK
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How do showers work?
VanquishUK
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But you don't just stand under the shower, you use shower gel and rub yourself down with it. Unless I'm getting Bidets wrong? I thought it was a replacement to wiping.
Jzero
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You still have to wipe unless you want swamp ass or wet ass undewear
Aztechnology
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I just want to say after having used mine for a little while now. Taking a poo anywhere else aside from the bathroom with the bidet attachment SUCKS. I never feel really clean.
Aztechnology
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Pretty sure there definitely is. But I'm not going to spend several hundred dollars on one. The $22 provides exceptional value for my bum.
WaterAstro
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What if I diarrhea all over the bidet, so that the bidet doesn't shoot clean water anymore, it shoots stained shit water.
Do I install a bidet for the bidet?
Do I install a bidet for the bidet?
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Aztechnology
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Good thing most the bidet a have a self cleaning mode.
It's a travesty that they are so underutilized in North America.
Turned off the water from the wall, unhooked the hose, unfastened the seat. Placed the bidet, refastened the seat. Placed an adapter on the hose and reconnected the toilet. Connected a tube from the adapter to the bidet attachment and attached fasteners to either end that clamp the tubing. Turned back on the water.
I think it took me like 10 minutes or less. The only hard part was the plastic tubinng for the bidet to water line adapter. The tubing needed to be sheathed over a large conal ending on each side and took a little brawn to get it on. Ended up using rubberized grip pads because my hands kept slipping when I was trying to apply enough pressure to sheath it.
This is a concern for me too lmao I really want a bidet because I often have bad bowel movements. Can you control water temperature on any of these things? If I get up at 2am to use the bathroom I'm not sure if I want to shoot cold water up my ass
Aztechnology
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Honestly the "cold" water really isn't cold. I've never found it to be especially uncomfortable. But yes you can get the warm/cold versions they just need to be attached to a line that can do hot/cold. That makes it a little but more challenging in the U.S as typically you'll have to attach it to the sink. The one I attached my bidet to for instance would have to run a long tube to reach my sink as it's not right next to the toilet.
You messed up by not getting the self-cleaning nozzles and an adapter for controlling water pressure.
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Aztechnology
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Yea, I just wanted a cheap one to try first. It's not hard to clean really though. As for controlling water pressure that's kind of what the dial is for.
The cold water on mine isn't that cold either, IMO it's sort of refreshing. It definitely doesn't feel like an ice cube against your bhole or anything.
Hellsing321
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I got a Toto Washlet for my toilet and it's life changing. Installing it was easy and straightforward too.
Valkyr Junkie
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Don't skimp, get an S300. It's basically got all of the bells and whistles you'd want. The higher model (S350) is really only useful for the disabled since the lid can automatically open and close. I see no need for that other than as a parlor trick. Which btw, a washlet is a great conversation starter when you throw parties....
We're adding a bathroom in the spring, and I'm planning on going all out and getting a Neorest. Thankfully Toto's products sell for a lot less than MSRP.
Aztechnology
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I think that's the Thai style bidet you're thinking of.
FantasticMrFoxdie
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goddamn i think it was "Best Biden Toilet Seat Attachment " and i got excited.
someone make a new thread
someone make a new thread
Nah, in Japan they call them shower toilets
CosmicGroinPull
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I thought this thread was about bidets that you could attach things to. I was about to come in and recommend a rubber dildo.
sems4arsenal
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These things are automatically installed in every toilet here so I'm in the can't believe some people don't use this camp.
wenaldy
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Where do you live? These washlet/ noozle type toilets are common in Muslim majority countries and Japan.
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