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[MickeyKnox]

"quitammaamatataaaAHHHHHH, this is dumb."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PhiKK-kwTY

Also, God Hand owns this thread.

 

[bumpkin]

 

[Scenester]

Resident Evil 4

Leon S. Kennedy: Where's everybody going? Bingo?

yeah I was gonna say that

also

Ashley: No way Leon!
Leon: Wayyy!

and pretty much any conversation between Saddler and Leon is gold

 

[FooTemps]

There is only one true answer:

YES

 

[Greatness Gone]

Warping the minds of men and shepherding the masses has always been your church's domain. You lure sheep with empty miracles and a dead god. - Sydney Losstarot, Vagrant Story.

 

[rocK`]

From the top of my memory, my five favorites are:

- Killer 7: "I'm not a monster! It's only a mask."
- Ouendan: self-explanatory
- Baten Kaitos Origins: Every incidence of "dingbat"
- Bioshock: "I chose... Rapture"
- Portal: THE CAKE IS A LIE (I don't care if the phrase was only written)

-Killer 7: Hit a crit spot and....

"fuck you"

 

[Charlatanized]

I agree with many of the choices, and would like to add these two.

"You are dead."--Resident Evil (series)

As though we couldn't tell from the decapitation and the puddle of oozing blood.

"Welcome to the galaxy!"--Super Mario Galaxy

Because I say "fuckin' A!" every time that shows up. Which reminds me, I'm going to stop posting and play Super Mario Galaxy.

 

[Haly]

"You are not prepared!"

 

[Bert409]

 

[lastendconductor]

"You are not Alexander"
"My defenses are impregnable"
"My style is impetuous"
...
etc
Every dialogue in this awesome game called GODHAND is a bunch of fucking hilarious one-liners stringed together. I don't think any game comes close.
GO PLAY GODHAND NOW MOTHERFUCKERS, IF YOU HAVENT PLAYED GODHAND YOU WILL BURN IN HELL AND I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AT NIGHT TO RIP YOUR HEART WITH MY BARE HANDS!!!!

 

[OliveJuice]

Don't know if it's been mentioned but.....Phoenix Wright!

 

[Propagandhim]

Albert Odyssey: Legend of Eldian

Thanks. I missed this one back on Saturn .

 

[-viper-]

Gears Of War; Marcus Fenix:

'Nice'

 

[Randy Lanzarote]

Hmmm... There are quite a few Gears of War quotes I usually utilise when I'm in the car. "Eat shit and die" and "Awww, C'MON!" are two of my favourites.

Dead Rising - "I've covered wars y'know"
Red Alert - "Time will tell...sooner or later, time will tell"
Sega - "SAY-GAH"
Mortal Kombat - "Finish Him!"
Maxis - "Reticulating Splines"

 

[Howard Alan Treesong]

I came in here to post

and was pleased to see it is still well-loved.

 

[avatar299]

"I couldn't tell if he was the shit, or just plain old shit."

No More Heroes

"Where did everybody go, Bingo?"

Resident Evil 4

 

[Bildi]

It's probably been said but:

"I am Error" from Zelda 2.

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

"BLAHHHHHHH 1,2,3,4,5"- Uncharted

 

[Prime crotch]

Ok, seriously I've played God Hand from start to finish but I can't recall the Alexander line anywhere.

 

[Mr.City]

OBJECTION

 

[avatar299]

GO DANCE WITH AN ANGEL

:lol How did I forget this?

MATILLLLLDDDDAAA!

 

[MickeyKnox]

Ok, seriously I've played God Hand from start to finish but I can't recall the Alexander line anywhere.

It's part of the dialog or rather audio cues that the enemies say when fighting.

"I'm Alexander the great!"
"You're not Alexander!"
"Kicking your ass!"

 

[Vyse The Legend]

"OUENDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!"

You win, sir. You just do.

 

[Justin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrchciHCI8A

 

[chaostrophy]

I came in here to post

and was pleased to see it is still well-loved.

Seriously. And it only took 16 posts. GAF FTW.

 

[OokieSpookie]

Q-Bert "&@$%!"
Warcraft "i've got a flying machine"
Anything from Duke Nukem

 

[norinrad21]

Idiot! Nothing can live forever!
- Magus to Queen Zeal (at the Black Omen).

 

[DeathWasHere]

I choose you *insert pokemon name here*

 

[TekunoRobby]

"I'M GONNA SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE!"

http://imgonnashootyouintheface.ytmnd.com/

 

[Anasui Kishibe]

CHIKA CHA CHIKA CHA BABALOO

 

[tnw]

This thread fails without this classic:

yeah, I loved this one. especially because it kind of got cut short to 'oh my cah---'

And what about 'SAYGAH!!!!'?

I seem to remember that sound byte alone taking up a disporportionate amount of memory on the Sonic 1 cartridge.

And also 'reticulating splines' from Sim City 2000. You know you all felt cool when it said that

 

[Flesh Into Gear]

This isn't a one liner at all but

The things that I want', by Max Payne: A smoke. A whiskey. For the sun to shine. I want to sleep, to forget. To change the past. My wife and baby girl back. Unlimited ammo and a license to kill. But right then, more than anything, I wanted her

 

[MickeyKnox]

Buy God Hand you bastards!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vC2MvIC4j6E

 

[CreatureX3]

and this.

/thread

 

[evanylee]

"Down you go!"
Carth from Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic

 

[byproduct]

GAME OVER.

Duh.

 

[theBishop]

"Maybe I'll Stab you in your weak spot, for MASSIVE DAMAGE!!!"

 

[BeEatNU]

"Maybe I'll Stab you in your weak spot, for MASSIVE DAMAGE!!!"

I think we have a winner folks :lol

 

[Coop]

DOTT:You know what they say: "To save the world, you have to push a few old ladies down the stairs."

Grim Fandango: You can't hide from the Grim Reaper. Especially when he's got a gun.

Bioshock: A man chooses, a slave obeys.

CMI: How can you walk around without a brain? Some things no one can answer.

HL2:EP 2: Be adequate!

Portal: Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye' and you were like (deep male voice) 'NO WAY!' (normal voice) and then I was all 'We pretended we were going to murder you'?

edit: I think i might have read the thread wrong lol

 

[eso76]

"what a pity, you scored low. Also, you're dead. The game is over. "

 

[disappeared]

"The fuck are you looking at?" - Kaede Smith

 

[Femmeworth]

"quitammaamatataaaAHHHHHH, this is dumb."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PhiKK-kwTY

Also, God Hand owns this thread.

:lol I need to buy God Hand immediately.

 

[GDGF]

Thank you Mario, but our princess is in another castle.

 

[eso76]

I can't think of any right now, but i'm sure Conker has tons

 

[schild]

From memory so it may be a bit off:

Aquinas spoke of the mythical city on the hill. Soon that city will be a reality and we will be crowned its kings. No, better than kings. Gods.

 

[MickeyKnox]

:lol I need to buy God Hand immediately.

Yes, yes you do.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kV_a8snA2Rw&feature=related

 

[Link1110]

Anything in this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z50feD9SPi0

 

[Shalashaska]

Metal Gear Solid 2 - Col. Campbell

I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!

 

[sonikokaruto]

what about: starfox

help me fox!

 

[Ramirez]

Snake: "That's enough crying out of you!"

Cortana: "Keep your head down, there's two of us in here now...remember?"

Can't remember if that's word for word, but it's close.