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[wRATH2x]

I'd drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie.

I actually laughed out loud at that, fucking awesome.:lol

 

[SmokeMaxX]

The only girls that would even understand that line are probably far from worth talking to :lol

Psssh, what lame college you go too? On second thought, I'm bitter because I go to a small liberal arts college where hotties are lacking. <_<

 

[CoilShot]

I'd drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie.

Who would seriously say this? :lol :lol

 

[Mr.City]

my personal fave

"you gonna suck on some dick or what?"

and yes it works

How drunk are they usually?

 

[Mr.Squirrel]

How drunk are they usually?

Drunk? Hell no! Unconscious?

 

[Mr.City]

Drunk? Hell no! Unconscious?

:lol

 

[lilsquinty]

heres a pretty dorky one:

I wish you were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves

You can be mcdonalds and I can be burger king. I'll be having it my way and you'll be loving it

 

[Aselith]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4faSs0mg_pI

I laughed at this for literally 30 minuters straight.

 

[Achtius]

heres a pretty dorky one:

I wish you were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves

You can be mcdonalds and I can be burger king. I'll be having it my way and you'll be loving it

:lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[kid ness]

Girl, you remind me of pokemon; I just wanna peek at chu.

 

[dorkimoe]

Who would seriously say this? :lol :lol

someone on 4chan

 

[jergrah]

Not necessarily a pickup line but relationship joke -- told to me by my sons (12 year old twins) who heard it at school:

- Why dont relationships last in the jungle?

- 'Cause there are too many cheetahs

So dumb - but I laughed when they told me.

 

[Gameboy415]

"My friends bet me $20 I couldn't get your number. If you give it to me, I'll give you half!"

If it works, your friends are paying $10 for you to get a girl's number. :lol

 

[krae_man]

I laughed at this for literally 30 minuters straight.

So did I, so did I.

 

[ltse1]

heres a pretty dorky one:

I wish you were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves

You can be mcdonalds and I can be burger king. I'll be having it my way and you'll be loving it

It's "I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves." Any hottie would scoff at your shoddy calculus.

 

[variance]

are you from chattanooga 'cause you're the only ten i see