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[domlolz]

I might sound a bit "No Fun Allowed" but I always saw those "But hole" and "thrust attack" comments in front of female NPCs being left by /r/gaming mouth-breathers.

you are posting on neogaf you cant really claim superiority over reddit posters

 

[Lork]

Favorite one was in DS3. There's a place in the demon ruins where you get to a huge ladder, extremely reminiscent of the sequence in MGS3 where the theme song is played, so of course that immediately starts going through my head. On the ground in front of the ladder is the message "lizard soup", which is of course the closest someone could get to "snake eater". I thought that was pretty great.

In DS2 I found a message by the even longer Snake Eater ladder that said "Like a dream..."

There's a million great ones that I'm forgetting right now. The only one that comes to mind is when I found "You bastard ahead therefore try pure luck!" with the collapse emote in front of one of the later bosses. I don't quite agree with the sentiment but I got a kick out of it just the same.

Oh, and this was pretty good, too.

 

[bronk]

"If only I had a princess" right in front of the notched whip lol

 

[Rozart]

"Beware of despicable fatty" in front of a mirror in Bloodborne.

Okay, this one got me.

 

[pseudocaesar]

The one that got the biggest chuckle out of me was a note that simply said "You" in front of some loot, which was just rubbish lol.

 

[FleckSplat]

In front of the fire keeper,

"Tight spot ahead, therefore try finger."

Sigh

 

[Drencrom]

Sticky White Stuff - Demon's Souls exclusive

I once put that message on top of the blacksmith's bed in 2-1 and got tons of likes, so dumb yet so good.

 

[eloxx]

I saw the sticky white stuff message in front of the worshipper of God in Demon's Souls.

OK. Did not know it was a message too.

 

[jerpdoesgames]

My favorites are "Tight spot ahead, try thrust" and "Could this be a soup?"

 

[Thud]

I once put that message on top of the blacksmith's bed in 2-1 and got tons of likes, so dumb yet so good.

I saw one of those messages.

Made me chuckle.

While it's not funny I won't forget the 'true demon's souls starts here' message ever. It's craved in my brain.