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Best MANPRODUCT Ever. Freshballs™.

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excelforward said:
I'm amused and mildly entriqued by this whole situation
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I'm amused and mildly intrigued by your spelling, personally.

Not to go all spelling nazi on your ass or anything, but "entriqued", really?
 
Bugbite said:
Sphincterine has it beat.
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do not want
 
batbeg said:
I'm amused and mildly intrigued by your spelling, personally.

Not to go all spelling nazi on your ass or anything, but "entriqued", really?
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Oooh, ouch. Thank you. I was posting very quickly at work, and wasn't paying attention. Generally speaking I'm very good at spelling, I dunno what happened. *shrug*
 
Pro-Tip - after showering, apply regular deodorant down there. Works wonders.
 
Goddamn, I just blast my balls with hot water in the morning and wipe them off with a towel. You can't have soggy sponge balls when you've pretty much boiled and polished them dry.
 
Atramental said:
Goddamn, I just blast my balls with hot water in the morning and wipe them off with a towel. You can't have soggy sponge balls when you've pretty much boiled and polished them dry.
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This man does not live in a humid environment.
 
Fuck, I need that. Not that my balls are excessively sweaty, but humid, tropical weather can make any part of your body sweat like there's no tomorrow.

I'd love to be able to scratch my scrotum at the end of the day, right before showering, and still find a fresh mint scent when sniffing my fingers. That would make my day whole.
 
[b]Fresh Balls instructions[/b] said:
Shake bottle before use. Apply with your hands to desired areas. Use after bath, or as needed. Reapply if needed. After use, wash your hands.
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:lol
 
First impressions

• Scent: generic hand lotion. I guess it's "manly."
• Consistency: hand lotion.
• What I'm thinking: it's like I'm about to rub one out but I'm doing it wrong since this is going on my balls.
• Initial application: it's cool at first; unsurprising since I just put room-temperature lotion on skin. After spreading the cream on my scrote, the initial coolness subsides and is replaced with a subtle tingle. It doesn't burn (thank god) but it's still a bit unnerving and unsettling at first since I don't know if it's going to self-ignite and send me in a mad rush to teabag my bathroom sink. Since there is a tingle, I wouldn't recommend this if you have ultra-sensitive skin or if you just shaved your balls.
• About 10 min. later: still slightly tingly, kinda like if my balls just had a breath mint. I give my junk a whiff test and they smell like Fresh Balls.

I'll give a more detailed impression tomorrow as I will apply the Fresh Balls after a shower and will complete a full day of work.
 
Thanks for the impressions. I wonder how did you accomplish a feat such as

Phobophile said:
I give my junk a whiff test and they smell like Fresh Balls.
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though. So, you're either HUNG or have an exceptionally gifted vertebral column. :lol
 
SteelAttack said:
though. So, you're either HUNG or have an exceptionally gifted vertebral column. :lol
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That, or it just shows how strong the fresh scent of Fresh Balls is!
 
industrian said:
Sender's address.
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HAHA!!! That company is located here. No wonder he invented this. His balls would sweat in this summer heat! I even know where Polaris Avenue is!
 
SteelAttack said:
Thanks for the impressions. I wonder how did you accomplish a feat such as



though. So, you're either HUNG or have an exceptionally gifted vertebral column. :lol
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Someone must not have the musk of a moutainman!

I can smell my musk through three pairs of pants and a blanket!
 
Phobophile said:
First impressions

• Scent: generic hand lotion. I guess it's "manly."
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Damnit , I was just about to purchase this stuff until I read that. Why oh why can't there be a product like this without any sort of scent? As a member of the Large Penis Society (comes with a set of large balls), I have always had problems with overcrowding down there, which in turn causes swamp nuts. It's so bad I can't even wear khakis, I just sweat right through them. I've tried Gold Bond medicated powder once to try and get rid of the sweat, but that just made me smell like menthol all day and overpowered my natural musk. When I got off from work and my girl wanted to get frisky, she immediately smelled the menthol and said she hated it and to go wash it off.

I think I'll try some of my Mitchum unscented tomorrow. I really don't see any other alternative.
 
Well after a 6 AM application, my balls were pretty dry around 4 PM. I can't wait to use this in warmer temperatures and when I'm more physically active.
 
SapientWolf said:
Real men use Aqua Velva on their sack. It's like a cool summer breeze.
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:lol :lol


Also, for me at least, applying Gold Bond after a shower keeps them dry but after a long car trip or working a long day where its relatively hot, but it produces a bad smell.

I live in Florida, this happens a lot. Might give this product a try.
 
hteng said:
what the hell is sweaty testicles ? do your balls really sweat? whaaat?!?
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:lol

Stupidest thing I've read all day.

I could use some of this stuff, mainly when the weather is batshit insane hot.
 
Phobophile said:
First impressions

• Scent: generic hand lotion. I guess it's "manly."
• Consistency: hand lotion.
• What I'm thinking: it's like I'm about to rub one out but I'm doing it wrong since this is going on my balls.
• Initial application: it's cool at first; unsurprising since I just put room-temperature lotion on skin. After spreading the cream on my scrote, the initial coolness subsides and is replaced with a subtle tingle. It doesn't burn (thank god) but it's still a bit unnerving and unsettling at first since I don't know if it's going to self-ignite and send me in a mad rush to teabag my bathroom sink. Since there is a tingle, I wouldn't recommend this if you have ultra-sensitive skin or if you just shaved your balls.
• About 10 min. later: still slightly tingly, kinda like if my balls just had a breath mint. I give my junk a whiff test and they smell like Fresh Balls.

I'll give a more detailed impression tomorrow as I will apply the Fresh Balls after a shower and will complete a full day of work.
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Sounds like a risky proposition.
 
I can't wait for their next product to see

"From the people who brought you Freshballs!"
 
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