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Best Sex Songs?

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The only song.

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The Wanking Song by Ivor Biggun is a good one as is Yackity Sax but the kings of sex songs must be Lieutenant Pigeon's Mouldy Old Dough.
 
Kid Rock - So Hot (f*ck you like I'm never gonna see you again)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x93iLj06iM


The National - Karen (Karen, put me in a chair, fuck me, and make me a drink)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40APOPP455w


System of a Down - Chop Suey! (why, the rhythm)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSvFpBOe8eY


Al Green - Let's Stay Together (music for cuddling if I ever heard one)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COiIC3A0ROM


Serge Gainsbourg - Je T'aime... Moi Non Plus (do I even have to say something?)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3Fa4lOQfbA


Cheap Trick - I Want You to Want Me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZp9IXUlJYI


Gunther - Ding Dong Song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbYtqAWDF2U


The Lonely Island - Dick in a Box (it's christmas again!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IA_aHsER6c


MC Hammer - Can't Touch This

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIHAkqCls4A


Joe Cocker - You Can Leave Your Hat On

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pruYLmuEbjg


Rod Stewart - Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hphwfq1wLJs


The Baseballs - Don't Cha (Pussycat Dolls cover)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=befzGPCE94U


Tenacious D - Fuck Her Gently (combo breakkkkker!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn7oEYe4ePc


Power Rangers Theme Song (go go power rangers!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9uYGUg7zG8#t=1m04s


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Some suggestions if I may:

Sadeness - Enigma
Lily was here - Dave Stewart & Candy Dulfer

I could even throw in "in the air tonight" by Phil Collins..

Ohh, and luxury:cococure by Maxwell
 
How on earth do you bang to something like Kid Rock (posted above) and not just break out laughing?

I'm serious. 80% of what's posted in this thread would have me cracking up with how fucking stupid it was.

except Mortal Kombat, of course. Though I prefer the sequel
 
Piano said:
How on earth do you bang to something like Kid Rock (posted above) and not just break out laughing?

I'm serious. 80% of what's posted in this thread would have me cracking up with how fucking stupid it was.
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I thought that was the objective here! It's meant to be funny. Heck yeah, I'd break out laughing, the song is ridiculous. ;)


Of course I like to have my feelgood playlist to have a little more taste than just bundling the songs in this thread and going for it, but I think you have to throw these "so bad it's good" things in too, if anything to lighten the mood or just for the wtf factor. Just remembered another one, Bon Jovi - Never Say Goodbye (remember when we lost the keys, and... YOU LOST MORE THAN THAT IN MY BACKSEAT!) I mean it's so bad, but genuine in the middle of a freaking love song that it's totally worth it.


I've given up only having stuff I regard as good, classy music on my playlist; I mean, there's so much fun to be had with these songs.


If I was being serious here then I'd say, Jazzy shit in general, some Post Rock, Nouvelle Vague, Beirut, Ingrid Michaelson, Daughter, Regina Spektor, Lykke Li, Bjork, Sara Bareilles, Nujabes, Gui Boratto and Nosaj Thing; still not that predictable, but certainly classier (and very feminine, chicks dig that). But I'll still drop the Power Ranger's bomb in between, for sure.
 
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