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Best VR adult game on steam? 😏

Watch a VR video of your favourite porn star in the headset while your wife blows you and pretend its the porn star blowing you. I don't think she'll like that though tbh.

edit - Just for the record this was a joke and I expected laugh reactions lmao I mean, if your wife is into then go for it obviously though.
 
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I'm sure you have a bed, go have some real life fun with your wife.... :S
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Wife? I also have that in home! What a coincidence!
But the whole fun aspect is not working out. She thinks Godrick screaming on repeat is not fun
 
Okay proper good answer:

Get her naked apart from lingerie, put the VR headset on her as a "blindfold" of sorts, and have it play some sort of relaxing visualisation with sound so she can't hear what you're doing

Then slowly strip your wifes clothes off and kiss her all over softly, make it take a long time, don't be impatient. I'll let you decide what to do after that intial kissing, you'd know better.
 
Okay proper good answer:

Get her naked apart from lingerie, put the VR headset on her as a "blindfold" of sorts, and have it play some sort of relaxing visualisation with sound so she can't hear what you're doing

Then slowly strip your wifes clothes off and kiss her all over softly, make it take a long time, don't be impatient. I'll let you decide what to do after that intial kissing, you'd know better.
Sounds good.
 
Nice, are you OverHeat OverHeat 's wife? Sounds like you're in for a treat tonight, but you already know that obviously.
No, just gonna try this with a "friend" tomorrow. Obviously I wont use a VR headset because I don't have one but I will cover her eyes with something, give her a pair of headphones and do my job…….slowly.
 
I would like an UE5 AAA porn game with realistic clothing physics and...jiggles.
 
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No, just gonna try this with a "friend" tomorrow. Obviously I wont use a VR headset because I don't have one but I will cover her eyes with something, give her a pair of headphones and do my job…….slowly.

Also grab some ice cubes and a candle to drip onto her (test the candle wax on your own... place lol first before doing it to her like you would test the milk for a baby on your wrist). Alternate them.
 
Don't let these dweebs deter you, OP. These are the type of people who say that watching porn when in a relationship is basically cheating.

It's okay to have fun.
 
Haven't tried any adult VR games, I'd imagine they all look and control pretty horrible.

VR porn works great though.
 
Depends on what you want to do in that VR game I guess?

Koikatsu! games have VR support as free DLC afaik from the website.
I'd also say, there is way more content out there, outside of steam than on steam itself, but fret not it also uses SteamVR... or so I've been told, talking for a friend here...
 
Just remember to set your steam friends status to invisible else everyone you know is going to laugh at your when your name pops up playing it..
And then when you're still in it 4 hours later they will get concerned and send someone over to check on you.
 
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Okay proper good answer:

Get her naked apart from lingerie, put the VR headset on her as a "blindfold" of sorts, and have it play some sort of relaxing visualisation with sound so she can't hear what you're doing

Then slowly strip your wifes clothes off and kiss her all over softly, make it take a long time, don't be impatient. I'll let you decide what to do after that intial kissing, you'd know better.
Do you have plans this weekend?
 
Watch a VR video of your favourite porn star in the headset while your wife blows you and pretend its the porn star blowing you. I don't think she'll like that though tbh.

edit - Just for the record this was a joke and I expected laugh reactions lmao I mean, if your wife is into then go for it obviously though.
I don't think the game tracking would work well, OP, but something like this^ with 2 headsets and his+her pov on each respective headset would be some next-level shit.
 
OP's wife is one of those disembodied asses they sell at sex toy stores.

If you wanna beat your dick to a weird hentai game just say so.
 
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