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[BaltimoreLarry]

Say hello to the bad guy

 

[triplestation]

STAND BACK!

THERES A HURRICANE COMING THROUGH!

 

[Ninja Scooter]

"I'll take a number 5 with curly fries and a large Coke"
-Kevin Owens

 

[Jarnet87]

The worst.

.

 

[ScribbleD]

"...and that's the bottom line, because Stone Cold said so"

Nailed it.

I was also always a big fan of Big Dick Dudley's promos, especially when he got into catch phrase mode for Sign Guy Dudley of all people. "The quiet behind the riot, the silence behind the violence." So good.

 

[xkramz]

i loved farooq random "DAMN" haha it was hilarious

 

[Penguin]

YYYYOOOOUUUUURRRREEEEE

FFFFFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

 

[Dog Problems]

When I was a kid I loved Legion of Doom's "what a rush" but now when I hear it it's sort of cheesy.

 

[Deadly Joker]

"I'll take a number 5 with curly fries and a large Coke"
-Kevin Owens

Oh. I get it. Because he's fat as fuck, right?

 

[Krixeus]

New Day Rocks!

 

[spindashing]

Say hello to the bad guy

Fuck, this is another good one. Swagger unrivaled.

"I'll take a number 5 with curly fries and a large Coke"
-Kevin Owens

yooo chill

 

[Hella Lugosi]

"That money, money. Yeah, yeah".

 

[Etrian Oddity]

"I'll take a number 5 with curly fries and a large Coke"
-Kevin Owens

Don't be jelly his promo skills are better than ur fave wrassler's

 

[Jarnet87]

Use to love when Razor would get in the ring and do that little shuffle and the pyro would go off. shit was about to get real.

 

[Rad-]

WHAT

or

FINALLY...

 

[stn]

Who's next? - Goldberg

And all the others mentioned.

 

[dragonyeuw]

WHAT

Came in here to say this.

 

[shaowebb]

Yeoh!

- Shinsuke Nakamura


Icchauzo Bakayaro! (I'm coming for you bastards)

-Satoshi Kojima

YES! Best answer right up there. Shinsuke Nakamura is a fucking hype train. Just look at this shit!

NAKAMURA!! *clap clap clap*NAKAMURA!! *clap clap clap*

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Oh. I get it. Because he's fat as fuck, right?

Nah he just likes curly fries. Who doesn't?

Crisscut>curly>regular

 

[LycanXIII]

How You Doin!?
Enzo and Cass need to be called up already.

 

[TheStruggler]

I was walking down the street, turned the corner then I saw a

 

[ThankYouDaletech]

That time when Val Venis tried to make a dick joke about the stock market.

 

[Randolph Freelander]

<pause>
<bluff starting>
<pause>
<pretend to forget your line>
<pause>
Hey Yo

 

[TheSecondSpitter]

"I won a gold medal with a broken freaking neck"

 

[Zombie James]

"Beat me if you can, survive if I let you."

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

"THIS ISN'T FAIR TO FLAIR!"

 

[TheSecondSpitter]

"Space Mountain may be the oldest ride in Disneyland but its still got the longest queues. WOOOOOOOOO"

 

[avengers23]

Too sweet!

 

[Perspicacity]

“I mean, I don’t have double standards. I mean, I am a racist, to a point, fucking n***ers. But then when it comes to nice people and shit, and whatever.”
-Hulk Hogan

 

[D6AMIA6N]

I don't even following wrasslin', and even I know, "IT DOESN'T MATTER!", is the GOAT.

 

[ShaunBRS]

"INDEEEED!"

 

[ReaperXL7]

A recent one.

Reminds me of one of the craziest moments I ever saw happen live

http://youtu.be/mXWbPmjJSpc

Old but really showed what a beast Lesner is

 

[Corpsepyre]

Never heard of this joker before. Interesting.

 

[theclosetfan]

"Who are you to doubt El Dandy?"

 

[Krixeus]

"Space Mountain may be the oldest ride in Disneyland but its still got the longest queues. WOOOOOOOOO"

Oldest ride, longest line. Whooooooooo baby!

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Yeah, Rock's "it doesn't matter" line is the real answer

The best one was when Chris Jericho debuted in the wwe and he said that to him.

 

[Striker]

The best one was when Chris Jericho debuted in the wwe and he said that to him.

https://youtu.be/VB7Ib2qM1tY?t=16s

 

[Sylverstone14]

How You Doin!?
Enzo and Cass need to be called up already.

Bada boom, realest guys in the room - how you doin'?

 

[TylerD]

You're Welcome!

 

[shaowebb]

Never heard of this joker before. Interesting.

AHAHAHAHAHA! Wooooooooooow...this guy is top of the world right now. We need to educate you some. Goes everywhere and is literally someone so popular and crowd pleasing no matter what he does that he was being scouted by WWE who then promptly backed away because he is strong style. The DEFINITION of strong style. His gimmick is the KING of strong style. His Boma Ye finisher has shattered orbital bones and that's not just the billing. He's a martial artist, an entertainer, a wrestler, and he even had a pro MMA stint.

Joker? Pfff...need to watch something more than McWrestling . We can help with that.

Here. A match commentated by Jim Ross between Shinsuke Nakamura and Kota Ibushi

Enjoy your induction into NJPW and the rest of the amazing product that the world has to offer. There are MANY folks in feds around the world that WWE can't touch the performance and legacy of and this guy is at the top of the list. Sells out everything he touches. Be sure to check out G1 climax stuff too. WWE can't scratch the surface of stuff like the product quality guy's like Shinsuke Nakamura have built.

 

[TheSecondSpitter]

Oldest ride, longest line. Whooooooooo baby!

"I gotta limousine sitting out there a mile long, with 25 woman JUST DYING for me to go WOOOOOOOOO!!!"

"My shoes cost more than your house!"

http://youtu.be/iy-LQH8N6Ug

 

[Empyrean Heaven]

AYYYYYYYYYYYYY WE WANT SOME NEWWWWW DAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!!!!

 

[HoldenGatsby]

Woah Yeah.

Also:

Lets Do This.

 

[Lan Dong Mik]

"I got 27 women in that hotel room, waiting for Ric Falir, to take em to Space Mountain!" - Ric Flair

Actually don't know if he ever said it exactly like that, but this coach from the Texans does one of the best Flair impressions I've seen haha

http://youtu.be/UhYW2e-Xt8Q

 

[MisterHero]

Take your vitamins

 

[Lothar]

"Choke on that, Slapnuts." - Jeff Jarrett

 

[Zukuu]

"Hulk Hogan, I'm gonna destroy you!"

 

[Chie Satonaka]

"Ladies and gentlemen my name is Paul Heyman..."

Drop what you're doing. You're going to promo school.

Every single time.

It's ASTOUNDING how good that man is on the mic.

 

[Corpsepyre]

AHAHAHAHAHA! Wooooooooooow...this guy is top of the world right now. We need to educate you some. Goes everywhere and is literally someone so popular and crowd pleasing no matter what he does that he was being scouted by WWE who then promptly backed away because he is strong style. The DEFINITION of strong style. His gimmick is the KING of strong style. His Boma Ye finisher has shattered orbital bones and that's not just the billing. He's a martial artist, an entertainer, a wrestler, and he even had a pro MMA stint.

Joker? Pfff...need to watch something more than McWrestling . We can help with that.

Here. A match commentated by Jim Ross between Shinsuke Nakamura and Kota Ibushi

Enjoy your induction into NJPW and the rest of the amazing product that the world has to offer. There are MANY folks in feds around the world that WWE can't touch the performance and legacy of and this guy is at the top of the list. Sells out everything he touches. Be sure to check out G1 climax stuff too. WWE can't scratch the surface of stuff like the product quality guy's like Shinsuke Nakamura have built.

Haha. Been watching RoH, FIP, BJW, CZW, NOAH and more for a while now, but have been completely out of the loop for several years. Thanks for the heads up and the link. Will check out his matches.

 

[Trojan X]

I love Nakamora! I got to watch him in action first hand here in Japan as i went to one of the shows and had a ring side seat. The guy is straight out of SNK's King of the Fighters & Fatal Fury games and Animes for there is no one else like him! I hope he never change, him and AJ Styles, my favourites.