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I bet Joe ends up doing one or more of those reality chef shows. He has more opportunites to milk that reality stardom. (pun intended)
 
Trigger said:
I smell sitcom!
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Hopefully I get my royalties.

NYR said:
The Internet is going to make Danielle kill herself, poor girl.
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Ain't our fault girl is CRAY.

Parch said:
I bet Joe ends up doing one or more of those reality chef shows. He has more opportunites to milk that reality stardom. (pun intended)
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Sadly true, but you already know the only people that are going to watch it is people who just want to see how bad it is.
 
NYR said:
The Internet is going to make Danielle kill herself, poor girl.
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I almost posted this earlier. Someone seriously needs to watch over her when she leaves the show. It could be very bad... not even joking. She seems genuinely mad at the Zingbot joke. What is she going to think when she looks online and everyone's been making those jokes for weeks?
 
Fantastical said:
I almost posted this earlier. Someone seriously needs to watch over her when she leaves the show. It could be very bad... not even joking. She seems genuinely mad at the Zingbot joke. What is she going to think when she looks online and everyone's been making those jokes for weeks?
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I hope she never visits ssucks. That place is brutal.
 
Fantastical said:
I almost posted this earlier. Someone seriously needs to watch over her when she leaves the show. It could be very bad... not even joking. She seems genuinely mad at the Zingbot joke. What is she going to think when she looks online and everyone's been making those jokes for weeks?
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She does take criticism hard.
 
Jenn and Wil talking about singing and American Idol gets brought up and Wil doesn't mention he tried out. :lol Or did it spark the whole conversation and I just missed it?

Joe is in major kiss ass mode. As soon as he leaves everyone outside is making fun of him like crazy. This is probably some of the funniest stuff off the feeds all week. Everyone just ripping on all of Joe's lies.
 
Fuzzy said:
I want him on Hell's Kitchen so I can watch Ramsay yell at him.
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Yes, Yes, so much yes!

Maybe he'll be the first one to haul off and take a swing at Gordon I keep waiting for that to happen it's inevitable right?
 
Fantastical said:
I almost posted this earlier. Someone seriously needs to watch over her when she leaves the show. It could be very bad... not even joking. She seems genuinely mad at the Zingbot joke. What is she going to think when she looks online and everyone's been making those jokes for weeks?
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Eh, she'll get a lot of love too. I'm sure she'll be fine.
 
Fantastical said:
Joe's doing a cooking show in the kitchen right now. :P
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People told him he had a good salsa yesterday. So today what does he make? Salsa....

Watch he makes it for another 4 days straight and make everyone sick of it.

They are making Danielle do her pageant walk, but of course she doesn't want to. I wonder why.... On the other hand when Brit did it you can totally tell that she has done it before.

More Danielle and Joe stories!

Joe once meet someone
On Yahoo dating site. Later his friend told him that she had a profile on Adult friend finder looking for anal sex.

Danielle once had someone told her
that her lips were too big, and someone who kissed her but bit a hole in her lip.

What's the over/under on these being true?

More Joe stories running from the cops!
And a friend who's nose broke and it layed on his face... oh my god eagle eye...

This is the Joe/Danielle hour holy crap! I can't even keep up anymore these two....
 
I can't look Joe in the eye after the masturbation story. Just the thought.......

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UberTag said:
It's hard to figure out just what kind of guy would have Danielle as their "type".

Perhaps this guy...

thedarkknight80.jpg


Dani would make a great Harley Quinn. Just lose the 'Bama accent and replace it with Brooklyn and there you go.
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*looks at my avatar

Nope, at least not if I couldn't get away from her right after. :P


EDIT: Did you guys start late tonight? Feels like you're all way behind.
 
Man you guys are brutal... but Dani is crazy.

Boogie and Frank working Shane. I feel like Shane is so clueless (that's me being nice because my real opinion of him is he just fucking stupid)... They really want to get rid of Wil.
 
Fuzzy said:
EDIT: Did you guys start late tonight? Feels like you're all way behind.
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Some people are probably talking about the show on CBS, and others are talking about the live feed or After Dark. That's why things are always mumbo jumbo up in this bitch. 95% of my post are about the what's going on the live feed.
 
WesternHeretic said:
Some people are probably talking about the show on CBS, and others are talking about the live feed or After Dark. That's why things are always mumbo jumbo up in this bitch. 95% of my post are about the what's going on the live feed.
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There's not much going on the feeds right now apart from Shane bouncing balls on his head and between his legs.
 
The CBS show started 15 minutes late here, so yeah I'm behind

man, I really can't see the rest of the season getting any better. Everyone who would really cause drama is already gone.. maybe when it comes down to Dan/Boogie/Frank vs Shane/Brit/Dani?..
 
UberTag said:
There's not much going on the feeds right now apart from Shane bouncing balls on his head and between his legs.
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Well yea a few minutes ago it was him talking with Boogie and Frank. They pretty much reassured him that noms were staying the same. And they want
Wil gone over Joe.
 
WesternHeretic said:
Well yea a few minutes ago it was him talking with Boogie and Frank. They pretty much reassured him that noms were staying the same. And they want
Wil gone over Joe.
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Well, that's long been established.
Dan and Brit want
Joe gone over Wil
so it really doesn't matter what Boogie and Frank wants.
 
UberTag said:
Well, that's long been established.
Dan and Brit want
Joe gone over Wil
so it really doesn't matter what Boogie and Frank want.
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Yea but it's easier for Boogie and Frank to persuade Dan and Brit since they are in power. Not only that but Brit flip flops all the time, and Dan just kind likes to stay low. Like if they start discussing it Dan won't go out of his way to save Wil. Just like he didn't go out of his way to save Janelle. When he saw that they were leaning towards back dooring Janelle he said fuck it let just roll. Shane isn't really loyal to Brit either, Ian more loyal to Brit than Shane is.

I don't even know what Shane's plan is to be honest.
 
UberTag said:
Well, that's long been established.
Dan and Brit want
Joe gone over Wil
so it really doesn't matter what Boogie and Frank wants.
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Only if Ian votes with the quack pack. This could be bad for him no matter what. He's been inbetween alliances and he now has to finally choose a side.
 
UberTag said:
It's hard to figure out just what kind of guy would have Danielle as their "type".

Perhaps this guy...

http://www.worstpreviews.com/images/photos/thedarkknight/thedarkknight80.jpg[IMG]

Dani would make a great Harley Quinn. Just lose the 'Bama accent and replace it with Brooklyn and there you go.[/QUOTE]




I can handle a little crazy, for a little while anyway.

Actually forgot the show was on tonight. Still 2 hours to go for me, though.
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So what's with all the fish? Seems like there is talk of something missing or someone listing things from past seasons or comps or something? Did I miss something?
 
WesternHeretic said:
Yea but it's easier for Boogie and Frank to persuade Dan and Brit since they are in power. Not only that but Brit flip flops all the time, and Dan just kind likes to stay low. Like if they start discussing it Dan won't go out of his way to save Wil. Just like he didn't go out of his way to save Janelle. When he saw that they were leaning towards back dooring Janelle he said fuck it let just roll. Shane isn't really loyal to Brit either, Ian more loyal to Brit than Shane is.

I don't even know what Shane's plan is to be honest.
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Shane's only plan is to go up as a pawn so he can get evicted and not have to be harassed by Danielle any more.

The Janelle situation was different in that Britney and Danielle were already predisposed to getting rid of her. She was all they talked about. It consumed their thoughts. That won't happen with Wil just because someone suggests it.

Dan was overwhelmed at all sides when it came to sacrificing Janelle plus he really wanted to work with Boogie and she was standing in his way of doing that. Dan doesn't HAVE to go out of his way to save Wil. Everyone in the house wants Joe gone EXCEPT for Boogie... hell, Frank would rather take Dan out than Wil.

Glorified G said:
Only if Ian votes with the quack pack. This could be bad for him no matter what. He's been inbetween alliances and he now has to finally choose a side.
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Once again, still doesn't matter. Jenn isn't going to cut Wil to save Joe. There's only one vote to axe Wil right now (possibly two if Shane has completely thrown his lot in with Boogie). Ian won't be caught in between anything.
 
RepairmanJack said:
So what's with all the fish? Seems like there is talk of something missing or someone listing things from past seasons or comps or something? Did I miss something?
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The fish lately have seriously been unbearable. I haven't watched the feeds at all, just BBAD. It's ridiculous.

They were playing charades last night and *fish*...
 
cacophony said:
The fish lately have seriously been unbearable. I haven't watched the feeds at all, just BBAD. It's ridiculous.

They were playing charades last night and *fish*...
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Holy fuck with the fish. You aren't joking. I've been watching for 20 minutes now and have maybe seen a combined 2 minutes of anything that isn't fish.
 
Damn Dan is creepy. He just randomly asked Danielle if her period was soon. If Ian would have asked that every girl in the house would be flipping out and think it was creepy.
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Dan's probably just asking because he has an inspirational speech ready to help her deal with it. He's a good coach!
 
Jen says she got naked before she got in the shower.... (She is afraid that it might have been on camera).

Like anyone cares? The camera hasn't been on you like EVER!
 
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