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[Trojita]

This was on an episode of that Closer show. Guy was killed while eating.

The main point of this restaurant is that your sense of taste, smell, and touch (Texture of the food on your tongue, etc.) are enhanced because your sense of sight is gone.

Edit: It was CSI, not The Closer.

 

[Maklershed]

I'd be scared there's a bug or hair on/in my food that I couldn't see.

 

[Justin Timberlake]

in the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.

Post of the decade.

Amazing thread, would read again.

 

[Wilbur]

If I ever go back, I'll take pictures of her (with flash)

 

[daffy]

she probably grazed his hip and his dick jumped in shock.

 

[sestrugen]

There was a CSI episode where are murder happened at a restaurant like this A La Cart

Also,

 

[Davedough]

I've been on Craigslist all day trying to find a blind woman to touch my genitalia but haven't gotten any replies.

 

[Wilbur]

I've been on Craigslist all day trying to find a blind woman to touch my genitalia but haven't gotten any replies.

The only solution left...

BLIND SOMEONE DURING SEX.

Or alternatively visit Dans Le Noir for a truly sensory experience

 

[CornBurrito]

in the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.

This post isn't getting enough love. This is Count Dokkake levels of good.

 

[Medalion]

A very very dark room to eat your food to experience food you wouldn't normally have if you could see it

Sounds like a great way to dispose of murdered carcasses and eat away the evidence

 

[Seanspeed]

This was on an episode of that Closer show. Guy was killed while eating.

The main point of this restaurant is that your sense of taste, smell, and touch (Texture of the food on your tongue, etc.) are enhanced because your sense of sight is gone.

Thats what I tell girls when I have to fuck em in the dark.

EDIT: Thats mean, I'm sorry. And its not true. I would never sleep with a girl that ugly.

 

[scar tissue]

in the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.

Holy shit. Dookakke doesn't even need to show up any more.

 

[Reversed]

Was her name Lily?

 

[Wilbur]

I can't remember her name. I should have asked.

 

[Khalifa Jayy]

I propose a new tag for the op...

member

 

[Nemesis121]

I propose a new tag for the op...

member

Even in darkness she can't find it...

 

[Wilbur]

Even in darkness she can't find it...

IT'S NOT AS SMALL AS I FIRST SAID

It was around the same size as the ox tongue

Scale - 1:1,000,000

 

[ronito]

I propose a new tag for the op...
member

Surely you meant "tiny member"

 

[Despera]

in the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.

Amazing.

 

[sixghost]

I can't remember her name. I should have asked.

how would she know, she can't read her name tag

 

[Wes]

in the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.

Possibly the post of the year.

 

[Wilbur]

how would she know, she can't read her name tag

Going by this logic, how would she know where my dick was?

I told my mum when I got back home, she just laughed.

 

[DanteFox]

Going by this logic, how would she know where my dick was?

I told my mum when I got back home, she just laughed.

You got a lot of women laughing at your dick, bro. Maybe it's a conspiracy.

lol jk.

 

[CoffeeJanitor]

 

[Wilbur]

You got a lot of women laughing at your dick, bro. Maybe it's a conspiracy.

lol jk.

 

[King Of Fuh]

Okay, so eating blind is one thing. Sure you can't tell if the silverware is dirty, if the plates are cracked, whether the table has jizz on it, or how long it's been since they mopped the floors. But I have a real problem with not knowing what I'm eating. There's a certain level of expectation that I won't be served gross things when I pay for a meal. If you're going to tell me only after the fact, that I've ingested some repugnant shit like pigeon and ox liver, you aren't getting my money. I don't care how many blind girls you get to grab my junk in the dark.

Seems like the point is to have you enjoy things you wouldn't normally eat by removing any preconceived notions about if the food is "gross" or not.

I've tried some unusual things so that I could say I did, but in many cases my enjoyment of them is inhibited by the fact that I think about what I'm eating going into it, and it bothers me. Possibly if you don't know what you're eating it will be a more objective and positive experience.

Sounds like a neat idea, are there any other restaurants like this in the world?

 

[scar tissue]

Wilbury
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couldn't help it, sorry.
if it makes you feel better, i'm almost certain she laughed about the fact that she touched your dick and not because it's small. assuming it was flaccid she can't know if you're a shower or a grower.
also, who the hell cares? you may have a small dick but at least you're not blind.

 

[samus i am]

Going by this logic, how would she know where my dick was?

I told my mum when I got back home, she just laughed.

LOL WUT

 

[To Far Away Times]

in the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.

Amazing.

 

[Wilbur]

Wilbury
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couldn't help it, sorry.
if it makes you feel better, i'm almost certain she laughed about the fact that she touched your dick and not because it's small. assuming it was flaccid she can't know if you're a shower or a grower.
also, who the hell cares? you may have a small dick but at least you're not blind.

Haha genuinely don't worry about it, I was exaggerating about the dick. I'm pretty sure that mine is large enough to compensate for her lack of sight.

I really should have got her number and gone to town on her unsuspecting arse.

 

[Mungular]

ok thats just weird haha. i think she wants you dude

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

She giggled because she grabbed your dick instead of the dude's she was blowing while you were eating. He was right sitting next to you the whole time lil homie, got the alfredo sauce all over your ox tongue. 5 star meal, nahmean? She was also thinking back on how funny that was that she got yo dumbass to eat that shit.

 

[xelios]

This reminds me of when I was in high school being at a party in a darkish room with a bunch of other people, and everyone was making out and stuff. This Mexican girl I was friends with put her hand down on my jeans and starts to rub, but I can't get hard because I'm not into it, and she eventually asks me, "Where is it?" It was pretty embarrassing.

 

[Wilbur]

She giggled because she grabbed your dick instead of the dude's she was blowing while you were eating. He was right sitting next to you the whole time lil homie, got the alfredo sauce all over your ox tongue. 5 star meal, nahmean? She was also thinking back on how funny that was that she got yo dumbass to eat that shit.

All too accurate. If a blind person has noted its limpness, what hope do I have with girls that'll look at it before they put it in there?

 

[Salmonax]

Did she say "Who put a book here, and why does it only say 'A'?"

Spoiler

Braille humor lol

 

[rezuth]

I heard about this but I mean the staff had nightvision googles IIRC. Was the experience pleasant outside of the tiny penis incident? Don't worry bro, I'm also a grower

 

[Teknoman]

Okay, so eating blind is one thing. Sure you can't tell if the silverware is dirty, if the plates are cracked, whether the table has jizz on it, or how long it's been since they mopped the floors. But I have a real problem with not knowing what I'm eating. There's a certain level of expectation that I won't be served gross things when I pay for a meal. If you're going to tell me only after the fact, that I've ingested some repugnant shit like pigeon and ox liver, you aren't getting my money. I don't care how many blind girls you get to grab my junk in the dark.

I think Pigeon is served at many upscale restaurants around the world. Called Squab right?

 

[Wilbur]

I heard about this but I mean the staff had nightvision googles IIRC. Was the experience pleasant outside of the tiny penis incident? Don't worry bro, I'm also a grower

Yeah, was good trying food I'd never have tried if I knew what it was or based on look alone, and was nice talking without any inhibitions. Very strange experience, even if she hadn't took a grab of the cock.

 

[joseranulfo]

You know what's shameful, A girl trying to touch your penis and not finding it.

So I was this closeted gay guy (still in the closet to most people) and went with my older brother and some of his friends to a strip club, well into the night one over entusiastic friend of him paid for a private dance for me with a dancer of my choosing. I picked one and left with her to the private section.

Halfway into the song, while I was trying to somehow enjoy (without succes) something about it she started grabbing at my crotch insistently trying to grab at my small penis that was actually almost all shriveled up inside me and this girl just turns around after a moment and looked at me weirdly like asking "Where is it?", I just told her, "I think we are done here" and left to grab something to drink before returning to my table.

 

[Justin Timberlake]

This reminds me of when I was in high school being at a party in a darkish room with a bunch of other people, and everyone was making out and stuff. This Mexican girl I was friends with put her hand down on my jeans and starts to rub, but I can't get hard because I'm not into it, and she eventually asks me, "Where is it?" It was pretty embarrassing.

Oh man.

It doesn't get any worse than that.

 

[Sinthetic]

Eating loads of weird shit and getting your manhood made fun of in one night. A night worth paying for. <.<

 

[Harry Dresden]

This tread didn't go anywhere. I expected more Dear Penthouse and less Small Penis.

 

[GaimeGuy]

This reminds me of when I was in high school being at a party in a darkish room with a bunch of other people, and everyone was making out and stuff. This Mexican girl I was friends with put her hand down on my jeans and starts to rub, but I can't get hard because I'm not into it, and she eventually asks me, "Where is it?" It was pretty embarrassing.

 

[bud]

what did the blind girl look like?

 

[radioheadrule83]

I read the title and immediately started trying to imagine scenarios in which a blind person might accidentally touch a person's penis. I couldn't think of any. Therefore I was going to come in and suggest the thread title be changed to "I touched a blind girl with my penis"... but it turns out the OP actually had some kind of very unique restaurant experience with cock-groping staff there. Now I'm just jealous.

 

[Wilbur]

Just to update, I'm going again next week or so. Things to be addressed:

* Will the blind girl still be working there?
* Will she still be hungry for my piece?
* Will my girlfriend be throwing shades at the blind girl despite the fact she can't see it?
* What will be on the menu? I hope it's not pigeon again

 

[joelseph]

I am dying to know.

 

[UnluckyKate]

Double Brag thread ?

 

[Dahellisdat]

This time, take your pants off.

 

[noah111]

Oh man I remember this thread, was fun. I doubt she'll still be working there.