Of course you can't understand me son. Comprehension ain't exactly your strongest point is it now. Ah say. There's a lack of sharp pencils in the old pencil box there. Your about as sharp as a bowlin ball son is what ahm sayin. There's a lot of fryin but ain't no chips comin out if you get ma drift. Is any of this gettin through that safety helmet of yours son? Ah say, ah say, ah don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce.
Thank yew, ah'll be here all week.