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[Silphonica]

Any gaffers have a tight banjo string?

Been dating a girl for about 3 months now, I really like her, sex is good for me, but it's been awhile and so i jizz pretty quickly. So we started doing a lot of oral on each other before sex.

Heres the thing, everytime she sucks my dick I feel a sharp pain in my banjo string. However I can have sex no problem. I know my banjo string is a little tight so Ive decided to go to the doctor tomorrow about getting it detached but keeping it intact.

My self-confidence has nose dived because of it and now im drunk sitting with a sore penis after a failed attempt and im worried it will cause problems with our relationship.

FYI, handjobs are fine, I come with ease. Sex is even easier. But blowjobs, pain city. I'm sad GAF.

 

[blame space]

that blows!

 

[Wag]

That sucks!

 

[blame space]

tell us more about your inability to sustain an erection.

 

[CrimzonSamurai]

Um, what's a banjo string?

 

[Nathan_Drake]

Wow man. That blows. Forgive the pun. See a urologist. Those people have seen it all.

 

[Lunaniem]

I think the problem is you have a banjo string instead of a penis.

 

[Emarv]

I'm forwarding this to your HR director.

 

[SteveWinwood]

have you tried talking to a doctor

 

[Chanser]

See a doc.

 

[srst]

Must be hard for ya.

 

[outunderthestars]

I'm confused as to what the issue is. Are you saying that you can't come during a blowjob, come too quickly during a blow job, or that getting a blow job causes you pain?

 

[dark_prinny]

You should try another instrument. A flute perhaps?

 

[Salsa]

sounds like she's doing it wrong

 

[kitchenmotors]

Um, what's a banjo string?

banjo string
On the penis, that thin ridge of skin connecting the foreskin to the helmet

 

[Jawmuncher]

Does your banjo string make good music at least?

 

[Zombine]

http://youtu.be/_jBF1dcTlcM

 

[cdyhybrid]

What the hell is a banjo string?

Edit: Oh. Yeah, I'd see a doctor about that.

 

[televator]

Banjo string? Loosen it?

 

[MercuryLS]

Sorry OP, hope your doc can help you out.

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Does she have braces?

 

[chicagocubsfan]

Is Mileena your girlfriend?

 

[J@hranimo]

banjo....string? You need to get that checked man.

ooooooor maybe her head game isn't on point?

 

[kittenbreath]

This is why I don't regret being circumcised

 

[Currygan]

just call me when you need it, I'll be your body double

 

[CrimzonSamurai]

banjo string
On the penis, that thin ridge of skin connecting the foreskin to the helmet

Yikes. I've never been happier to be cut.

 

[Necromanti]

A doctor should be able to help you with your problem, yes.

 

[triplestation]

why do you need a banjo for

 

[Lulubop]

Suck probably sucks at it. Must girls I've cum across blow hard at giving it.

 

[Azzurri]

Maybe it's the saliva?

On a side note it takes me forever to blow my load on a BJ.

 

[Jawmuncher]

Is Mileena your girlfriend?

 

[Unicorn]

Is this your first blowjob? Anyone else to compare it to? maybe she just sucks (no pun intended)...


Tell her no teeth.

 

[ShadowKingpin]

Tell her to stop scraping her teeth on your dick.

 

[outunderthestars]

banjo string
On the penis, that thin ridge of skin connecting the foreskin to the helmet

the frenulum. There. Now we can actually talk about it like adults. It sounds like you have a tight frenulum. A doctor should be able to correct that fairly easily.

 

[kai3345]

yeah bjs do nothing for me

 

[The Lamp]

banjo string
On the penis, that thin ridge of skin connecting the foreskin to the helmet

Oh, the frenulum.

That should not be functioning the way you describe, OP.

This is why I don't regret being circumcised

The frenulum is the most nerve-dense part of the male genitals. It's sometimes called the G-spot of the penis. I've never heard of whatever the OP is talking about, but circumcision sometimes damages or removes the frenulum.

 

[Orbis Tabula]

You're just out of tune, I think. Don't both getting it cut, just adjust your tuning peg.

 

[kitchenmotors]

Yikes. I've never been happier to be cut.

No, this dude is just super sensitive and not in the positive way. The underside of mine does not kill boners, it's quite the opposite.

 

[chicagocubsfan]

lol

 

[LyleLanley]

Make sure to tell her that it's entirely her fault.

 

[RuinerPrime]

Condoms kill my boner

I don't know what to do...

 

[LookAtMeGo]

yeah bjs do nothing for me

Oh man, I prefer it over sex a lot of the time.

 

[Unicorn]

Make sure to tell her that it's entirely her fault.

Angrily.

 

[Dreams-Visions]

amaze

 

[Apt101]

I'm sorry to hear. They're pretty much the best things in the universe. My first longterm girlfriend was a master at it. She could make me climax at will. Sometimes, in my private moments, I miss her tremendously. But that is a power that needs to be shared with the world.

 

[Hands of Stone]

Opposite for me, handjobs are the worst.

 

[disappeared]

https://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDAd_H7AFk0

 

[Currygan]

yeah bjs do nothing for me

I suggest you self experiment, but careful
https://youtu.be/V9GcBG-mQfA

 

[Artanisix]

is she grating your yooka-laylee with the razor edge of her bottom teeth? wedging it inbetween her two front tooths and using it like floss to improve her gum health?

 

[FaintDeftone]

I lol'd pretty hard.