Don't worry buddy, I totally agree with what you said and I don't think it makes you a dick at all. You made a blunt but fair point, if anything it's the people telling you to fuck off etc. that are being the dicks here. If somebody doesn't have internet, then what on earth are they doing buying a $500 brand new console at launch? It just doesn't make much sense to me. There's always the option to take their Xbox around to a friends house to update it though or tether it to their mobile phone's internet connection but let's face it. This upcoming generation, online is going to be a HUGE part of these consoles, these people would be missing out on tons of digital games and features.
I'm showing my age, but here are my thoughts on things like this:
When I was a boy, we didn't have internet. And I don't mean, we couldn't afford internet, I mean, the internet didn't exist. We also didn't have cable most of the time, because it was pretty expensive, even back then, so it was basically network television for a large majority of my childhood. So, a video game console was a great way to entertain us kids when we were tired of our toys and board games, or books.
Back then, they didn't require anything other than hooking the box up to the TV and popping a game inside. It's been that way for over 30 years. Now, though, consoles require so much preparation and hoops to jump through, that, to me, it's no wonder that more people aren't getting into gaming. It's so overly complex.
A DVD or Blu Ray player is simple enough. Most cell phones include internet in their phone plans, so many people don't have to do too much to set up their device, and most of the time, the guy or gal at the store will set everything up before you leave.
On another note, my sister-in-law can't get internet. She can afford it, but they live on a farm in Iowa, and, they just can't get a connection out there. She has to drive a few miles to her sister's house just to check her email (she doesn't have a cell phone, either). She
wants the latest gaming consoles (PS3, PS4), but things like mandatory updates, or features missing until updating are a big turn off for her. She just sticks to her SNES and PlayStation.
If the gaming industry wants to actually grow its consumer base and bring in new blood, they need to not do shit like this. This goes for both Sony and Microsoft, and Nintendo. I grew up with gaming, sure, so I know my shit and do my research, but if they really want to snag in more elusive consumers, the casual ones, this is not the best approach.
It's great that the Xbox ONE is an all in one media device, but if most of the consumers aren't even going to know how to access those features, or that an update is required to even boot the damn device, well, that's going to be a problem.
Even internet service providers and cable companies send technicians out to your house to set everything up for you. Consumers may be spoiled, and entitled, but if they're paying for a service, and at the prices they are paying (upwards of $60 a month for cable/internet, $400-$500 for a gaming console), the set up and out of the box functionality of the system should be as smooth as possible. This is not smooth. It's a fucking hassle, even for an informed gamer. Not a single one of us wants to waste time downloading a massive update for our systems day one, and not all of us have lightning fast internet connections. Shit, for some of us, a 300MB download could take upwards of an hour. I'm already on the phone constantly with AT&T trying to sort out me and my wife's internet connection issues before our PS4 arrives on Friday. At this point, we're ready to move on to another ISP, but that would mean going without internet for a while, and more than likely not being able to do much with our PS4 like Netflix, Hulu, multiplayer stuff, etc.