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Breast Milk Ice Cream Anyone?

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Luxury milk.
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You guys know that breast milk is created via conversion of blood within the body right? This is why things like HIV can be passed on to babies via breast feeding. I am SURE they screen the donor women for herps, hepatitis, HIV, etc before making this delicious ice cream.

GROSS.
 
Not to hate on those that enjoy it, but everything about this is completely off-putting.

I wonder how people would react if this happened just late last century.
 
I wouldn't buy this.

Not cause I'm against human titty milk but because at that price I would have to see the whole process from tit to my table to not think that they're just using cow/ goat/ yak(?) milk to pull one over on me.
 
Not only am I gonna open the studio up....I'm sending you in there with a legend.

That's right Wyclef playboy.
 
I would but breast milk is generally unpleasant tasting, so why would I want it in my ice cream?


What??? My wife's was delicious. Best tasting milk I've ever tasted. I always said no wonder it's hard to get the kid to drink formula after this!
 
I tried my wife's after she had our daughter and I did not think it tasted good.


All I can imagine is that it must be different for everyone. I'm a big milk drinker and hers was way better tasting.

Hope they taste tested before making the ice cream.
 
Never understood the taboo of drinking breast milk.

Milk from a filthy 1000kg animal? Yum!
Milk from a clean human being? Eurgh!

Those dairy lobbies really do have some crazy ass power.

It's not taboo, more that it doesn't taste very good, and human women don't produce enough of it to make it economically viable. Have you ever seen a modern milk cow? The udder is like a juiced'up Olympic sprinter's quads.
 
I would but breast milk is generally unpleasant tasting, so why would I want it in my ice cream?
Really? I tried my own (too curious, couldn't help it) and it tasted sweet, kinda like almond milk.

Wouldn't wanna actually drink/eat it though. And if I did, not anyone else's.
 
Definitely would. I was with this woman who just had a baby and sometimes the kid and I would basically be fighting for the nipple. I love breasts and the juice that flows from them. Never had a sour moment.
 
Really? I tried my own (too curious, couldn't help it) and it tasted sweet, kinda like almond milk.

Wouldn't wanna actually drink/eat it though. And if I did, not anyone else's.

That's neat :)

Maybe I got a bad batch or something, I'll have to seek out another sample, easier said than done now, lol...
 
That's neat :)

Maybe I got a bad batch or something, I'll have to seek out another sample, easier said than done now, lol...

The flavor is different based on what the person ate recently. A lot of spicy food can result in a bad tasting milk.

-Hilbert, Breast milk expert.
 
I would but breast milk is generally unpleasant tasting, so why would I want it in my ice cream?
What? No it isn't.

Edit: ah, I see you have resolved this.

I am actually trying to sell my wife's milk right now, but all we get are adult men asking to wet nurse.
 
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