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[neonglow]

There are 11 famous latino actors?

I'm sure they can come up with 11 famous latino actresses though.

 

[PhoenixDark]

What is this going to be called? "Niggers Robbing Shit"?

 

[thetrin]

Jurassic Park 4 sounds better now.

JP4 already sounded awesome. GUNS AND DINOSAURS! WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE?!

 

[Ether_Snake]

Unlike the original and George Clooney and Brad Pitt's remake, which focused on a group of crack thieves in Las Vegas, Ratner's version will follow the fortunes of a group of scheming janitors working at the Trump Tower in New York City.

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[Grifter]

Black Men don't work at Trump Towers.

P.S I bet the ending is like Dog's Day Afternoon

I'd be there day one and again day two if every character is John Cazale.

 

[Femmeworth]

Dear Mr. Ratner,

 

[Tommie Hu$tle]

This can not be real.

What is this going to be called? "Niggers Robbing Shit"?

Worse yet, this was Murphy's idea...

:LOL that was some funny shit. I'd like to see a update to fucking Harlem Nights, if you weren't in that movie then you weren't funny.

 

[xsarien]

Is this kinda like Who's Your Caddy?, which is, for all intents and purposes, a "black" Caddyshack?

 

[joshcryer]

josh cryer: http://www.enewsi.com/news.php?catid=248&itemid=11591
my friend: wow
my friend: is dis ture [y/y]
josh cryer: WOW indeed.
josh cryer: y
my friend: k
josh cryer: I get all my news from neogaf
josh cryer: so if you go there at any periodicy then you'd know I have nothing original =P
my friend: neogaf still hasn't asked me for confirmation yet :-\
josh cryer: heh yeah it's hard to get in
my friend: hard to get in
[abort/retry/fail]

My friend says "wow."

 

[Guy Legend]

:lol

 

[chubigans]

Dear Mr. Ratner,

:lol :lol

 

[White Man]

So, what's the over/under on Eddie wearing a fat suit in this one?

 

[PleoMax]

Sounds awesome. At least it will be funny.

If they get Chappelle it will be instantly hilarious.

 

[dr3upmushroom]

This can not be real.

What is this going to be called? "Niggers Robbing Shit"?

Worse yet, this was Murphy's idea...

:lol :lol deserves another quote

 

[PleoMax]

That would actually be an awesome and hilarious tag line for the commercials. But i guess it's racist and american can't handle it.

 

[snaildog]

How do they expect us to tell who is who in this movie?!

 

[PhoenixDark]

I originally heard Denzel would be in this.

At the end of the day this seems like the type of movie better suited for Spike than fuckin Brett Ratner

 

[JayDubya]

I'd say this was the most terrible idea in the history of cinema, but we have so much worse to draw from.

 

[PleoMax]

How do they expect us to tell who is who in this movie?!

Holy shit. :lol

Slow down man, that's too much heat.

 

[Dan]

So, what's the over/under on Eddie wearing a fat suit in this one?

The better question is how many of the 11 will he play?

 

[thetrin]

Is this kinda like Who's Your Caddy?, which is, for all intents and purposes, a "black" Caddyshack?

This is more like Guess Who, which is a reversed roles version of Guess Who's Coming to Dinner.

 

[PhoenixDark]

How do they expect us to tell who is who in this movie?!

I just look in the eyes

 

[RBH]

I said wow. :lol

 

[Ripclawe]

The better question is how many of the 11 will he play?

Will Arsenio Hall make a comeback in this movie?

 

[castle007]

WOW just wow.

Brett Ratner sinks to a new low. Same goes for Eddie Murphy (I have never found him funny)

 

[Darko]

How do they expect us to tell who is who in this movie?!

:lol

 

[WickedAngel]

How do they expect us to tell who is who in this movie?!

God damnit man...:lol

 

[ryutaro's mama]

What is this going to be called? "Niggers Robbing Shit"?

Knowing Hollywood, it'll be called, "The Clean-up Crew."

Spoiler

Get it? :/

 

[Smiles and Cries]

 

[White Man]

I originally heard Denzel would be in this.

At the end of the day this seems like the type of movie better suited for Spike than fuckin Brett Ratner

Shitty white director, swanky african american cast. . .it's like the blaxploitation years all over again. Can we get Pam Grier to show her titties in this thing?

 

[mrklaw]

how is this even remotely 'oceans 11'? Surely its just a heist movie. What, all heist movies are now called Ocean's 11 remakes?

And apart from how stupid this idea is, if Eddit Murphy does that fucking 'look I'm playing lots of different characters, all of which are annoying and shouty' stuff I will stab myself in the leg with a fork. and I'm not paralysed.

 

[Coen]

And apart from how stupid this idea is, if Eddit Murphy does that fucking 'look I'm playing lots of different characters, all of which are annoying and shouty' stuff I will stab myself in the leg with a fork. and I'm not paralysed.

Don't be alarmed.
I'm sure some of the gazillion Wayans brothers will gladly help out Murphy.

 

[Oblivion]

Hey, it probably seemed like a good idea at the time!

...

 

[Economan]

Does this mean more Bernie Mac and Cedric the Entertainer?

 

[JzeroT1437]

They must've gotten the story wrong. Eddie Murphy wouldn't have suggested other black people star in a film.

Title should be changed to "Brett Ratner making all-Eddie Murphy Ocean's 11."

 

[miyamotofreak]

Jurassic Black: Dynomite!

 

[Pazuzu]

Can we get Pam Grier to show her titties in this thing?

I'm down with that. She's one hell of a woman!

 

[Smiling Bandit]

Eleven negro actors, let's think:

1. Eddie Murphy
2. Chris Tucker
3. Chris Rock (these both aren't the same person?!)
4. Dave Chappelle (didn't he get crazy and went to Africa?)
5. Jamie Foxxx (isn't he a porn actor?)
6. Morgan "The Wildcard" Freeman
7. Samuel L. Jackson (he's in every movie)
8. Ving Rhames
9. Sidney Poitier (my favorite actor of all time)
10. Denzel Washington
11. Bill Cosby? (he would be the black guy who hates all the other black guys)

 

[Ghost]

How do they expect us to tell who is who in this movie?!

dayum :lol

 

[master15]

9. Sidney Poitier (my favorite actor of all time)

 

[NekoFever]

I hate the way they portray us in the media. You see a black family, it says, 'they're looting'. You see a white family, it says, 'they're looking for food'.

I hope Kanye West is in this.

 

[R_GILL]

Eleven negro actors, let's think:

1. Eddie Murphy
2. Chris Tucker
3. Chris Rock (these both aren't the same person?!)
4. Dave Chappelle (didn't he get crazy and went to Africa?)
5. Jamie Foxxx (isn't he a porn actor?)
6. Morgan "The Wildcard" Freeman
7. Samuel L. Jackson (he's in every movie)
8. Ving Rhames
9. Sidney Poitier (my favorite actor of all time)
10. Denzel Washington
11. Bill Cosby? (he would be the black guy who hates all the other black guys)

Nah it is going to be:

1. Eddie Murphy
2. Chris Rock
3. Eddie Murphy
4. Chris Tucker
5. Eddie Murphy
6. Dave Chapelle
7. Eddie Murphy
8. Jamie Fox
9. Eddie Murphy
10. Eddie Murphy
11. Eddie Murphy dressed in fat suit

 

[Napboy]

Blacksploitation!!!

If Spike Lee made an ocean 11 with all jews.

He would be condemned.

Where's Paul Mooney when we need him?

 

[miyamotofreak]

I hope Kanye West is in this.

The whole black people looting, white people looking for food thing was real. I believe there was a news clip of one family "looting" and then a white family "looking for food".

 

[psycho_snake]

This can not be real.

What is this going to be called? "Niggers Robbing Shit"?

Worse yet, this was Murphy's idea...

:lol nice one.

 

[dabig2]

I'm down with that. She's one hell of a woman!

damn, Grier was one fine ass sexy momma back in the day.

 

[Dynamite Shikoku]

gang of black people robbing someone? this is a bit too much like real life
















lol

 

[bud]

they'll all die, obviously, but which one will die first?

i'm gonna go with chris rock

 

[psycho_snake]

they'll all die, obviously

but which one will die first?

One of eddie murphy's 11 characters.

 

[BuG]

...Dave Chappelle...one's a janitor

"Custodian, dick!"

I couldn't find a picture of Thurgood on his own when I searched for "custodian half baked" but there's a stupid-funny, unrelated picture on the second page down the bottom.