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[LCGeek]

Britney should fire all the people around her, she has got to be one the biggest mismanaged porn star opportunities of all time. She's skanky trash and will always be that no matter how much money she should live it with and stop trying to appease everyone around her.

 

[Forceatowulf]

just a bad shot. also, she's had kids, gained & lost weight...cut her some slack, she's hot.

Get the **** out of here :lol

What it's a good shot when it's airbrushed and covered in makeup?

 

[J2 Cool]

Why don't all the other chicks I think are hot have "bad shots"? Also, you pass around the phrase "she's hot" far too loosely. It's not a default, you have to do something to earn it.

 

[effzee]

whos her friend? cause she looks much better.

 

[unomas]

She still has a cute face when she smiles, but damn the back of her legs and arse looks like the dairy section at Piggly Wiggly.

 

[Tieno]

 

[fortified_concept]

Tieno you bastard I'll never forgive you that. MY EYES. MY ****ING EYES.

 

[jet1911]

Giant ewwww pic

You're an awful, awful man

 

[Rabid Wolverine]

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

 

[woodchuck]

how is her sister coming along?

 

[Blutonium]

All I'm hitting is reload and I can't see shit.

 

[Draft]

Immediately Jesus reached out his hand and caught him. "You of little faith," he said, "why did you doubt?"

You doubted the ass? Faithless mongrels, NEVER underestimate the power of diet, exercise and a little tasteful plastic surgery here and there.

BA-DAYM! I'd crush every inch of that tan, toned and no doubt disease riddled body.

 

[Tornado Condor]

what a huge piece of shit =(

 

[Stoney Mason]

Classy lady. Britney never loses that Betty Davis like grace and nobility. She's our American princess.

 

[Tuvoc]

No matter how dirty and white trashy she becomes....I'd still tear it up(with a rubber).

 

[Stealth Editor]

No matter how dirty and white trashy she becomes....I'd still tear it up(with a rubber).

 

[vas_a_morir]

To quote guitarist Darrell Abbot:

You can't fly first class, when you're white trash.

 

[DonasaurusRex]

now thats a classy mother of 2

 

[Stoney Mason]

now thats a classy mother of 2

Indeed.

 

[Variable]

Wow, I for one am glad I'm not into fashion, because it seems to really suck.

 

[Superman00]

It looks like she age 20 ****ing year or so.

 

[galdevo]

Wow, I for one am glad I'm not into fashion, because it seems to really suck.

Seriously, is it in her contract that she can't dress like a normal person.

 

[biodegradablebean]

Looks just like a Dutch hooker.

 

[Deleted member 1235]

Looks just like a Dutch hooker.

you are talking about the ones for <30 euro and only work on monday mornings right?

 

[Gearharaden]

What the **** is wrong with her clothes? Does she give a deranged monkey a paint brush and a piece of shit covered toilet paper to decide her wardrobe for each day after she delivers a haymaker into the monkey's shriveled nutsack?

 

[Souldriver]

I just don't understand how she can be the definition of trash so much! :/ Seriously, doesn't she have a manager who tells her what to do? Shouldn't he say "first things first, you're getting a fashion assistant".

I'm serious here, does nobody warn a girl with that much fame when she goes out with that kind of clothing/hair style/accesories/...?

I see 2 possibilities:
1) At this point, she has more chances of staying a celeb by being paparazzi snack and looking like a whore.
2) She doesn't have a record contract anymore, no management or anything, and has to look after herself alone.

 

[CrushDance]

Immediately Jesus reached out his hand and caught him. "You of little faith," he said, "why did you doubt?"

You doubted the ass? Faithless mongrels, NEVER underestimate the power of diet, exercise and a little tasteful plastic surgery here and there.

BA-DAYM! I'd crush every inch of that tan, toned and no doubt disease riddled body.

Get the **** out of here :lol

What it's a good shot when it's airbrushed and covered in makeup?

A bad shot?
:lol :lol :lol

Edit: **** you Tieno!:lol

 

[Gossack]

i don't know what the **** you guys are talking about but i would tap that with great vengeance and furious anger

So would I. Mhm, that's a tasty Kahuna burger!

 

[Aisenherz]

how is her sister coming along?

 

[MIMIC]

I was about to say "She doesn't look as good as her sister did when she was a teenager" but then I realized how that would sound :lol

But Britney is a few years older than me, so technically, I can say that

 

[Stoney Mason]

Work that pole you hot thing!

 

[deadhorse32]

[rumors]She is pregnant[/rumors]

 

[vas_a_morir]

[rumors]She is pregnant[/rumors]

Reason enough to believe she will be a nasty skank at 25, as well, cause whoever this guy is, he is going to Ferderline the shit outta her fortune.

 

[deadhorse32]

Hotly melting down

 

[Stoney Mason]

Lady, I'm your knight in shining armor and I love you
You have made me what I am and I am yours
My love, there's so many ways I want to say I love you
Let me hold you in my arms forever more

You have gone and made me such a fool
I'm so lost in your love
And oh, we belong together
Won't you believe in my song

Lady, for so many years I thought I'd never find you
You have come into my life and made me whole
Forever let me wake to see you each and every morning
Let me hear you whisper softly in my ear

In my eyes I see no one else but you
There's no other love like our love
And yes, oh yes, I'll always want you near me
I've waited for you for so long

Lady, your love's the only love I need
And beside me is where I want you to be
'Cause, my love, there's somethin' I want you to know
You're the love of my life, you're my lady

 

[Kabuki Quantum Lover]

WHAT DOG all up in this mother****ing joint?!

 

[Deleted member 1235]

You are a son of a bitch.

Those are some ugly men in undies either side of her.

 

[Souldriver]

WTF :lol :lol

 

[mckmas8808]

WHY?!?!?!

 

[Stoney Mason]

You are a son of a bitch.

Those are some ugly men in undies either side of her.

 

[joetachi]

My penis is officially dead.

 

[tdrdrgn]

ugh..........i regret going into this thread-_-

 

[bud]

her ass seems to have improved since it doesn't look like an orange's skin anymore.

 

[Mojovonio]

Here's an unrelated celebrity meltdown.

PAULA ABDUL = LOL

 

[Gearharaden]

Dude my eyes shot to the asses first, and then my eyes crawled up, I think I'm gay now. What the **** did you do to me? -runs home crying-

 

[aoi tsuki]

UNSEE, UNSEE!!

 

[gblues]

By request:

 

[heavy liquid]

UNSEE, UNSEE!!

I wish I could.

Has her meltdown pics from OK Magazine been released? Are any of these from that shoot?

 

[Vic]

christ almighty...

 

[Karg]

PIC