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BulletBall. The Next Olympic Sport

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agrajag said:
Are you kidding me??:lol :lol You have to order additional parts to make the game barely functional? What a scam.
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You can also buy a pack of 40 extra balls for the same price. This is a good alternate to the penis pump since by the time you've used 40 balls, you'll be sick of the thing and throw it in the garage with the rest of your useless crap.
 
wait, is all american tv like this now?

what the fuck happened to you?

(cue SLOW ZOOM followed by DELICATE PIANO BALLAD AS IF MADE FROM THE ICY TEARS OF ANGELS)
 
ghst said:
wait, is all american tv like this now?

what the fuck happened to you?

(cue SLOW ZOOM followed by DELICATE PIANO BALLAD AS IF MADE FROM THE ICY TEARS OF ANGELS)
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Network TV in the summer, yes.
 
agrajag said:
Is it just me or does this guy look like a black Hank Hill?
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Anybody? C'mon.

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ghst said:
wait, is all american tv like this now?

what the fuck happened to you?

(cue SLOW ZOOM followed by DELICATE PIANO BALLAD AS IF MADE FROM THE ICY TEARS OF ANGELS)
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nothing, we just have the technology to dramatize the comedic irony of one person's shattered dreams and make it even more laugh-worthy

though few people on that show ever have anything really useful anyways
 
MisterHero said:
nothing, we just have the technology to dramatize the comedic irony of one person's shattered dreams and make it even more laugh-worthy
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dramatize?

like you dramatize a meal for a baby.
 
how the fuck do you waste 20+ years on shit like this. we played crap like this back in elementary on our desks... took us 30 seconds to invent the game.
 
When he says "You don't understand...", it reminded me of Batman Forever:

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Oh, and what a piece of shit game.

He should have spent the money to build a prototype, patented it, and used his, I dunno, spare time from his real job, to try and pawn it off on some unsuspecting toy marketing firm.

Why would you sell your car over this? Your wife's wedding ring? Give up your home?
 
big_z said:
how the fuck do you waste 20+ years on shit like this. we played crap like this back in elementary on our desks... took us 30 seconds to invent the game.
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When were you in elementary school? Maybe he taught you how to play it, huh? HUH?












26 LONG YEARS
 
BulletBall looks retarded. I don't understand why his main selling point seems to be anyone from a 12 year old girl to a handicap can be the BulletBall World Champion. Games are fun if you can progressively get better at them, and if theres actual skill involved so why would he sell us on the point that any jackass can win. Why would i practice or play BulletBall if he tells me Sally No Legs can beat my ass at it easilly.
 
What did he spend his money on besides a box of rubber balls and a small, circular, wheelchair-accessible table with utterly superfluous lines across its surface? What did he do for 26 long years that he couldn't have done while employed in almost any field with a bit of free time? And when you're selling your wife's wedding ring and sleeping in your car you have already failed. The dream is dead. I hope he gets the message when his wife snaps and nails his genitals to that table.
 
Hitman said:
BulletBall looks retarded. I don't understand why his main selling point seems to be anyone from a 12 year old girl to a handicap can be the BulletBall World Champion. Games are fun if you can progressively get better at them, and if theres actual skill involved so why would he sell us on the point that any jackass can win. Why would i practice or play BulletBall if he tells me Sally No Legs can beat my ass at it easilly.
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Hitman said:
BulletBall looks retarded. I don't understand why his main selling point seems to be anyone from a 12 year old girl to a handicap can be the BulletBall World Champion. Games are fun if you can progressively get better at them, and if theres actual skill involved so why would he sell us on the point that any jackass can win. Why would i practice or play BulletBall if he tells me Sally No Legs can beat my ass at it easilly.
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Maybe you can have a dance-off afterward so you can feel like a man again.
 
Aske said:
What did he spend his money on besides a box of rubber balls and a small, circular, wheelchair-accessible table with utterly superfluous lines across its surface? What did he do for 26 long years that he couldn't have done while employed in almost any field with a bit of free time? And when you're selling your wife's wedding ring and sleeping in your car you have already failed. The dream is dead. I hope he gets the message when his wife snaps and nails his genitals to that table.
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BulletBall EXTREME is a high caliber table game for the 21st century.
 
From the official website:
BulletBall and BulletBall Extreme were invented by Marc Griffin. After spending over 20 years (BulletBall years) as a manager making millions for major corporations across America, Marc Griffin decided in 2004 to "step out of the box" and work towards realizing his own dreams.
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Millions, right.
 
When watching people play his game, all I can think of is how many times they must painfully smack the sharp edge of the table.

Battersea Power Station said:
Even if he hadn't, I commend him for having the courage not to accept a bullshit lifestyle like all of us do.
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He lives in his car and has nothing but a bulletball table. How much more bullshit do lifestyles get than that?

I felt so bad for the guy watching the video because he totally thought his life was Pursuit of Happyness and his faith would be rewarded in the end.
 
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