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Identifying cum


Yep, that's not cum.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-38vmqE3IxI#t=0m47s

 

[Ingueferroque]

(I'm straight, so I never look at my own cum), but this doesn't seem like cum to me.

Wow.

 

[-griffy-]

That simply looks like poorly spread butter. Certainly not some bodily fluid like the author seems to be subtly accusing.

 

[MoeDabs]

When someone prefaces with "I'm straight" when talking about jizz, you know they swallowed their own load once.

Lol I honestly do not know if he is joking or not. He edited his post and added the "im straight so i never saw cum" bit, so I thought he was just trolling.

 

[daviyoung]

Lol I honestly do not know if he is joking or not. He edited his post and added the "im straight so i never saw cum" bit, so I thought he was just trolling.

oh come on, he's analizing cum

 

[CyclopsRock]

I worked at McDonald's and I know a guy who jizzed in the milkshake machine.

 

[CTE]

I think someone put mchicken sauce or mayo on by accident and then tried to get most of it off when they realized the mistake. It was supposed to be dry and they didn't want to remake it.

 

[maxcriden]

I've been there. That McDonald's really does suck. #hashtag #terrisusisbanned #stopmentioningterrisus #hashtagtitlesneedstobeinparodythreadurges #hashtagsareannoying

LOL. (I get the picture, mods. I'll stop!)

 

[rtcn63]

I worked at McDonald's and I know a guy who jizzed in the milkshake machine.

I thought you and I had an understanding brah

 

[John Kowalski]

Reads like he deserves the ejaculate.

 

[Sapiens]

Reads like he deserves the ejaculate.

In all seriousness, no one deserves to pay for a meal and have human semen/bodily fluids inside of it. It is the food equivalent of someone keying your car, only worse.

Behaviour only for PURE scumbags and it really taints whatever collective agreements we have about day to day trust and civility.

I really hope you don't mean this. I really hope you are the kind of person who is willing to handle their beefs man to man as opposed to passive aggressively shitting in their burger.

 

[oneils]

looks like melted butter to me.

 

[LiquidMetal14]

Have it your way™

 

[John Kowalski]

In all seriousness, no one deserves to pay for a meal and have human semen/bodily fluids inside of it. It is the food equivalent of someone keying your car, only worse.

Behaviour only for PURE scumbags and it really taints whatever collective agreements we have about day to day trust and civility.

I really hope you don't mean this. I really hope you are the kind of person who is willing to handle their beefs man to man as opposed to passive aggressively shitting in their burger.

Not really, i was exaggerating. I don't think i ever disliked a costumer that much though.

He draws little empathy in the article however.

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

Secret sauce is mayo left in the sun for a few hours, according to reliable Simpsons sources