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#BustMust - Gaming's Greatest Melons (NSFW)

I like Lila, she is beautiful older woman in Atelier Ryza!
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"Quiet beach and nobody's here. Maybe I go skinny dipping!"
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"I have grown some lovely melons, don't you think?"
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"Oh, is someone there?":oops:
 
Few more pictures from stunning beauty who is Lila!:pie_sfwth:
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"Now where did I drop my car keys?"
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"I lost a stupid bet and have to pose here. How embarrassing!"
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"Oh God, I thought I was alone here!":pie_astonished:
 
Can I nominate the four primary women in the Shantae series? Shantae, Risky Boots, Rottytops, and Skye. It's a pixel(ish) game so you really only get to see them in their proper glory in the static dialog screens, occasional cutscenes, and bonus art gallery stuff.

Take this bonus art of Risky Boots from 1/2 Genie Hero for example:

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I'm noticing I have a thing for blue skinned women… :pie_thinking:
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And since when was liking'em big a REEEEE only thing?

Speaking of which
Telma from Twilight Princess
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Even link couldn't help but peek

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It's still crazy to me that this went through all of Nintendo's QA departments.
 
How's the timed mechanics?

I'm worried about getting stuck in those parts of the game
You can retry them as much as you want, and there is a full chronology of the game and you can come back at every single branching path.

So don't worry about it, if it doesn't go well, you will start again the sequence, and you don't really have the choice anyway as often the right solution is not that obvious. But even failing is kinda funny. It can get a bit tedious having to retry, but that's the only low point of the games in my opinion.

There is some good, dumb humor as well.
 
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