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[Screenboy]

bubbly is another word for fat

 

[Door2Dawn]

Dammit I thought she was hot!

I should bop you in the nose for this.

 

[Timedog]

Holy shit, is that real?!

Wait a sec, you're not Astrolad.

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

FUCK, MY EYES

 

[Chris R]

She should put it off until she is 30 so she can do the dive as a grandma

 

[speculawyer]

Gonna need a bigger parachute.

 

[Vestal]

Seriously, put a warning lable or something on the thread title... Some of us have heart conditions.

EDIT: Or can develop them.

 

[speculawyer]

Do you prefer her as a blonde?

As shallow as that is . . . yes, it helps.

 

[CajoleJuice]

Holy shit, is that real?!

:lol I love you.

 

[Deku]

Do you know what happens to the skim when your skydiving?

The assets will be flatted and distorted.

 

[Neodiablo22]

topless sky diving isn't attractive at all

 

[KevinCow]

This is the most disturbing Gaborn thread ever, and that's saying something.

 

[UnholySpectacle]

Someone please make a limp Gaborn news logo for this story...ugh.

 

[Blackace]

Busted barmaid prepares for topless skydive.

winna!

 

[VaLiancY]

So people came in here with their expectations too high, read "busty" in the thread title somehow expecting something else and disappointment follows.

I'm glad to be back on GAF.:lol

 

[Buckethead]

I guess we have different definitions of "busty".

Because after that picture it's more like:
"In hopes of food: fat barmaid prepares for topless skydive onto Krispy Kreme landing strip".

 

[platypotamus]

Holy shit, is that real?!

I didn't think there was any topping that picture in the first place, but damn this post was awesome.

 

[AlphaSnake]

Do you prefer her as a blonde?

What the hell? That looks like a completely different chick. :|

 

[Vitten]

Pretty cold up there. Those nipples are going to get hard as stone... which is of course not a bad thing.

 

[Replicant]

:lol @ all the reactions to the pic.

 

[ronito]

What the hell? That looks like a completely different chick. :|

cropping and angles, girl's best friend.

 

[Timedog]

Do you prefer her as a blonde?

 

[Pimpbaa]

From the looks of it, she is turning from a kinda cute blonde into vin diesel.

 

[ZROCOOL]

my eyes...

I'm disappointed

 

[WrathOfOtaibah]

I'm tired of ugly people getting naked in public.

 

[crowphoenix]

You oughta try looking at her face.

:lol

Someone please make a limp Gaborn news logo for this story...ugh.

You beat me to it.

 

[Sp3eD]

36GG?

This picture must be playing trickery with the angle. Those look nothing close to that.

 

[AltogetherAndrews]

I've banged worse, and enjoyed it.

 

[toxicgonzo]

They should form a charity to make her put her clothes back on

 

[SapientWolf]

Do a Google image search on "nude skydive" and you will see how terribly freefalling deforms boob meat. It won't be a pretty sight, even if she was attractive.

Their boobs look like soup bowls. They turned inside out. D:

 

[Esperado]

picture of the landing:

The best part is the astronaut standing there like, "Fuck...".

 

[YYZ]

Their boobs look like soup bowls. They turned inside out. D:

:lol just saw it. Nasty. They will be the "-GG cups".

 

[2 Minutes Turkish]

I pictured someone more like this...

 

[Forkball]

She's ugly, but I still want to see the video.

 

[yuna55]

Their boobs look like soup bowls. They turned inside out. D:

OMG worst google search ever.... Seriously, I can't even laugh. I just keep staring at the bowl I just ate mashed potatoes out of....

I do not want to see the pictures of this one skydiving. See avatar.

 

[rainking187]

Holy shit, is that real?!

Holy shit, is this real?

 

[OnPoint]

Holy shit, is that real?!

 

[ratcliffja]

Since Gaborn posted this, I was 100% sure that this thread would not contain an attractive female as one might otherwise infer. With that said, that is a truly frightening "woman".

 

[ElectricBlue187]

that's
not
quite

 

[Servizio]

I've seen video of naked sky diving before.

It is not sexy. It is most definitely bad naked.

You know in movies when they show someone riding a roller coaster and they want to make it look like they're going even faster then they are, so they lever open their mouths and nail them in the face with compressed air blasts, so their lips peel back and their cheeks flap in the wind? It's like that, but even...flappier. All over.


edit: ohh, we've already covered this. carry on.

 

[apocalidiot]

her tits. will. rip. off.

 

[SIP YEK NOD]

I've seen video of naked sky diving before.

It is not sexy. It is most definitely bad naked.

You know in movies when they show someone riding a roller coaster and they want to make it look like they're going even faster then they are, so they lever open their mouths and nail them in the face with compressed air blasts, so their lips peel back and their cheeks flap in the wind? It's like that, but even...flappier. All over.


edit: ohh, we've already covered this. carry on.

i kinda wanna see her do this now.

 

[tri_willy]

dough calibur-ish has no belly button!!!

!!!

 

[TylerD]

It is a lot better than men skydiving naked. :lol

**NSFW** For the love of all that is good and holy don't watch this at work! **NSFW**

http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/2304/detail/

 

[Xenon]

Isn't that the dude who got breast implants on a bet?

 

[cntr]

Someone shop the earth being destroyed pic and change it to GAF/Gaborn News logo — bonus points if you include the woman somewhere.

 

[Forceatowulf]

picture of the landing:

What the hell? When did this happen?

 

[jts]

john locke computer.gif

I lol'd when I realised that it was my exact reaction to this thread :lol

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

What the hell? When did this happen?

Look outside...

 

[Busty]

I have prepared the following statement.

I in no way endorse this course of action or this thread.

Thank you.


That is all.