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[Satyamdas]

Thread title would not be out of place in those leaked AOL search logs.


7329792 Can you get herpes if you share pizza?

7329792 Can you get herpes if you share pizza?

7329792 Can you get aids if you share pizza?

7329792 I have herpes can it be cured?

7329792 Revenge for someone who gave you herpes through pizza

7329792 Revenge for demon who gave you herpes through pizza

7329792 How destroy demon that gave me herpes through pizza?

7329792 Will I go to hell for destroying herpes demon?



Just kidding, OP. Hope you don't really have the herp.

 

[SapientWolf]

Closer to 90% probably and this thread is stupid.

Also don't mix cold sore with herpes.

Cold sores are caused by oral herpes.

 

[Nevasleep]

Thread title would not be out of place in those leaked AOL search logs.


7329792 Can you get herpes if you share pizza?

7329792 Can you get herpes if you share pizza?

7329792 Can you get aids if you share pizza?

7329792 I have herpes can it be cured?

7329792 Revenge for someone who gave you herpes through pizza

7329792 Revenge for demon who gave you herpes through pizza

7329792 How destroy demon that gave me herpes through pizza?

7329792 Will I go to hell for destroying herpes demon?

7329792 I ate my mom's pizza crusts, will she have sex with me?

 

[Satyamdas]

7329792 I ate my mom's pizza crusts, will she have sex with me?

Yeah I replied before I got to the part where he implicated his mom in his herpes contraction. Truly a missed opportunity.

 

[Dicer]

No, generally you can not get herpes from sharing pizza, but in this case I hope herpes makes an exception.

Spoiler

pretty much everyone has the herp, just dormant, you are fine

 

[Mudkips]

CTRL+F jelq.
I am pleased.

 

[Persona7]

I remember all the herpes stories from middle school.

DON'T DRINK FROM THE WATER FOUNTAIN

 

[Log4Girlz]

I got pizza by sharing herpes once.

 

[xbhaskarx]

Study Finds Herpes Virus In 98 Percent Of Healthy Participants

I am the 2%

 

[Barrett2]

You already have herpes and you have had it for years.

Amazing thing is that this really is the correct answer.

 

[The Incarnation]

Big Sausage Pizza

 

[Shorty]

I am the 2%

just make sure not to kiss anyone EVER.
shouldn't be a problem for you though LOL VIRGIN JOKEZ

 

[Timedog]

Big Sausage Pizza

If only there were a website, involving pizza and sex...

 

[Darklord]

If only there were a website, involving pizza and sex...

Don't be crazy. That stuff only works in the real world.

 

[The Anti-Monitor]

GAF I ordered a pizza and the delivery guy had his dick though it. Will I get herpes?

 

[Seraphis Cain]

Well this thread got amazing pretty quick.

 

[Timedog]

just make sure not to kiss anyone EVER.
shouldn't be a problem for you though LOL VIRGIN JOKEZ

His nosex face he cries tears of Extra LOLive Virgin Oil.

GAF I ordered a pizza and the delivery guy had his dick though it. Will I get herpes?

Yeah, you'll get herpes.

 

[Steelrain]

I'm eating pancetta and double cheese pizza right now. I hope I don't catch your herpes OP.

 

[Deleted member 1235]

You can't get herpes from sharing drink or food.

haha what?! If someone rubs coldsore juice all over the lid of the bottle... that's actually THE way you get herpes.

Sharing a joint, also a classy way to give someone the herp.

 

[jaxword]

You can catch herpes through the internet.

 

[.la1n]

Best OT thread in months.