Kumiko Nikaido
Vindication...sweet.
WTF, Capcom!??? You can stab and kill pregnant women in the game! Pregnant hookers and gangsta bitches! Intense violence yes....but c'mon, that's just wrong! :/
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Capcom, you are horrible! HORRIBLE, I SAY!!!!
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WTF, Capcom!??? You can stab and kill pregnant women in the game! Pregnant hookers and gangsta bitches! Intense violence yes....but c'mon, that's just wrong! :/
GameSpot gave the Xbox version a 3.3.ManaByte said:
The Good: Features Mike Haggar.
The Bad: Ugly graphics; horrible speech; lame gameplay; needless cursing makes the whole script sound hokey; camera is usually pretty bad.
http://www.gamespot.com/xbox/action/finalfightstreetwise/review.html?q=final fight
I <3 Katamari
Banned
Matlock said:
"SO AGREED."
"ALSO AGREED."
DenogginizerOS
BenjaminBirdie's Thomas Jefferson
If that is true, the game should get an Adults Only rating. That is awful.
MightyHedgehog
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Fixed.DenogginizerOS said:
artful_dodger
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This would have been better if they locked the camera.
Dr. Kitty Muffins
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Kumiko Nikaido said:
SMURFY!
GotchaForce
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Dr. Kitty Muffins said:
SMURFY!
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Joe Molotov
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M3wThr33 said:
Actually, Breat Kissing Training is coming out for the DS this Fall.
mr_sockochris
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Because of RE4, DMC3, etc Capcom could stab and kill pregnant women in real life and I'd forgive them 
Mr_Furious
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Who ever the gaffer was who was defending this game needs to eat a steaming pile of crow.
Mr_Furious
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They're both equal levels of shit.
Wait a sec, how do you gauge multiple levels of shit?
Wait a sec, how do you gauge multiple levels of shit?
radios shipping overview
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Yardstick. Or tape measure.Mr_Furious said:
HyperZone<3
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Would've been me(pre-release only, it looked okay). Dang.Mr_Furious said:
How could Capcom's internal team make something even WORSE then Beat Down. I'm mystified. What sucks the most is that when this turdburger tanks, it will effectivley kill the series off for good. Considering how awesome the previous ones were (or FF arcade and FF3, were at least) it saddens me to se a great series end on such a low note.
Shit.
sonikokaruto
Banned
omg, we need jack thompson, where are thou mr jack!?
Final Fight Streetwise = GOTY
I have no idea what Kumiko is talking about, there's no pregant women in the game. Just some chubby ho's that pollute Metro City. RESPECT DOWN.
This game is so hilarious. They tried too hard to make it feel like GTA, except with fighting. The game seems like it's using the same engine as Beatdown as it uses the same font type, health bars look like the same, graphics look just as shitty, and still a bunch of loading screens.
You guys think EA Trax is horrible? Shit, Capcom one-up'd them on this one. I would have never think Capcom would be this terrible. The game features 40 licensed tracks (shitty hip-hop or some rock music). The D-pad is dedicated to CHANGING THE MUSIC TRACKS. Yep, you can change the music on the fly. What makes them worse than EA Trax is that you have to buy additional songs for more music, and it's basically a plug/ad for each artist as it gives you a description for each artist/song that you can buy. And there's a bunch of billboards advertising the artists all over Metro City. Ugh. CAPCOM TRAX!!!!
So how else does it try to mimmick GTA? By adding minigames. Minigames that don't really make sense contextual wise. Pretty funny too, like when you have to get some info from a diner but the woman working there needs her place exterminated from cockroaches. So you can either pay her $50 to clean the place down or go into a COCKROACH EXTERMINATION MINIGAME! HAHAHAHAHHA. You actually go around stepping on cockroaches to some hilarious music that doesn't fit the game. Wow wow wow. Then there's other minigames where you have to fix some dude's cashier machine which results in a minigame of some sliding puzzle kind of like the one in RE4 or Onimusha. Except they somehow made the controls shitty.
So yeah, minigames, shitty licensed soundtrack, free-roaming world... the world is pretty funny too cause the NPCs will run up to you if you get to a certain proximity near them, just to say how a badass you are. But if you run away from them, they'll keep chasing you until they can say their 1 liner. Haha, ok.
One boss in the game drives a forklift with barrels attached to the front which is covered with spikes and tries to ram you over it. Hilarious. On the back of the forklift it says "Your my bitch now!". Wow. Just wow.
GOTY
I have no idea what Kumiko is talking about, there's no pregant women in the game. Just some chubby ho's that pollute Metro City. RESPECT DOWN.
This game is so hilarious. They tried too hard to make it feel like GTA, except with fighting. The game seems like it's using the same engine as Beatdown as it uses the same font type, health bars look like the same, graphics look just as shitty, and still a bunch of loading screens.
You guys think EA Trax is horrible? Shit, Capcom one-up'd them on this one. I would have never think Capcom would be this terrible. The game features 40 licensed tracks (shitty hip-hop or some rock music). The D-pad is dedicated to CHANGING THE MUSIC TRACKS. Yep, you can change the music on the fly. What makes them worse than EA Trax is that you have to buy additional songs for more music, and it's basically a plug/ad for each artist as it gives you a description for each artist/song that you can buy. And there's a bunch of billboards advertising the artists all over Metro City. Ugh. CAPCOM TRAX!!!!
So how else does it try to mimmick GTA? By adding minigames. Minigames that don't really make sense contextual wise. Pretty funny too, like when you have to get some info from a diner but the woman working there needs her place exterminated from cockroaches. So you can either pay her $50 to clean the place down or go into a COCKROACH EXTERMINATION MINIGAME! HAHAHAHAHHA. You actually go around stepping on cockroaches to some hilarious music that doesn't fit the game. Wow wow wow. Then there's other minigames where you have to fix some dude's cashier machine which results in a minigame of some sliding puzzle kind of like the one in RE4 or Onimusha. Except they somehow made the controls shitty.
So yeah, minigames, shitty licensed soundtrack, free-roaming world... the world is pretty funny too cause the NPCs will run up to you if you get to a certain proximity near them, just to say how a badass you are. But if you run away from them, they'll keep chasing you until they can say their 1 liner. Haha, ok.
One boss in the game drives a forklift with barrels attached to the front which is covered with spikes and tries to ram you over it. Hilarious. On the back of the forklift it says "Your my bitch now!". Wow. Just wow.
GOTY
Kumiko Nikaido
Vindication...sweet.
Sea Manky said:
Wario64 said:
Beer guts and chubs = PREGNANT BELLIES