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[Discotheque]

Can't tell if that's a joke review. Especially with the quicksilver mention

But yeeesss. More melodrama. It's part of why I prefer xmen movies over mcu stuff any day.

I need my soap opera drama between these guys

 

[Gentle Rodriguez]

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"For example, the scene in which Lex presents the jar of piss to the Senator represents so much more than what is on the screen."

Couldn't keep going after this, that's the best sentence ever.

 

[Betty]

I thought Aquaman saving the day was an odd choice, but the musical number with the whole cast was great.

1/10

 

[Glass Rebel]

Can't tell if that's a joke review. Especially with the quicksilver mention

But yeeesss. More melodrama. It's part of why I prefer xmen movies over mcu stuff any day.

I need my soap opera drama between these guys

And here I thought it was your leather fetish.

 

[Lionel Richie]

here's the famous wall of shame from the Uncharted 3 review thread

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=32102086&postcount=3251

Bookmarked.

 

[illmatic22]

Can't tell if that's a joke review. Especially with the quicksilver mention

But yeeesss. More melodrama. It's part of why I prefer xmen movies over mcu stuff any day.

I need my soap opera drama between these guys

Oh I'm fine with melodrama. I just threw words together since there aren't enough reviews for me to obsess over.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

I thought Aquaman saving the day was an odd choice, but the musical number with the whole cast was great.

1/10

What did you think of Namor showing up in the post credits only to get his head immediately chopped off by the wings of Keaton's Vulture?

 

[Discotheque]

And here I thought it was your leather fetish.

Nah breh. I never had a bad experience with s&m before like you may have either. So it doesn't skew my hatred for those costumes or anything

 

[OmegaSmash]

https://twitter.com/FrankGrillo/status/720395226192355330

frank grillo ‏@FrankGrillo 23m23 minutes ago

Things I learned from seeing Cap3
1-#Rudd is the best comic actor
2-@RobertDowneyJr is irreplaceable.
2-@ChrisEvans IS CAPTAIN AMERICA
152 retweets 235 likes

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[mreddie]

7/10

Too much Cap

 

[Xamtheking]

What did you think of Namor showing up in the post credits only to get his head immediately chopped off by the wings of Keaton's Vulture?

I liked it better when Doctor Doom and Deadpool fought on a speeding subway train in San Diego

 

[Betty]

What did you think of Namor showing up in the post credits only to get his head immediately chopped off by the wings of Keaton's Vulture?

I think Marvel nailed that scene, best post credit sequence ever.

 

[watership]

I wonder if Marvel had an NDA thing where only approved reviews could go up. I'm noticing the new reviews sort of tuckered out. It could just be that most are holding their review until release. It's still a million days away.

 

[oti]

What's happening.

 

[Xamtheking]

What's happening.

Marvel did it
They made a good movie

 

[B33]

I wonder if Marvel had an NDA thing where only approved reviews could go up. I'm noticing the new reviews sort of tuckered out. It could just be that most are holding their review until release. It's still a million days away.

I'm pretty sure the embargo was unilateral.

More screenings are going to happen over the next two weeks and it's not going to be released until three weeks from now.

The delay in reviews makes sense.

 

[Joeytj]

I wonder if Marvel had an NDA thing where only approved reviews could go up. I'm noticing the new reviews sort of tuckered out. It could just be that most are holding their review until release. It's still a million days away.

Mostly the latter. A lot of publications don't see the point in getting their reviews up right now, especially more mainstream outlets, like the New York Times, Washington Post, NPR, etc. (I haven't actually checked if they already published their reviews, although I haven't seen them here or on RT).

 

[Discotheque]

I wonder if Marvel had an NDA thing where only approved reviews could go up. I'm noticing the new reviews sort of tuckered out. It could just be that most are holding their review until release. It's still a million days away.

Could just be it's really early for some of them. Reviews are definitely trickling out slower than usual

Prolly will get the bulk of them over the next few weeks

 

[IceDoesntHelp]

I think I'll see this.

 

[Bobby Roberts]

How I never saw that Ant-Man/Celery Man mashup illo I'll never know.

 

[Xamtheking]

How I never saw that Ant-Man/Celery Man mashup illo I'll never know.

what is this
where

 

[Betty]

I'm surprised reviewers aren't mentioning the Howard the Duck short that aired before the movie, it was easily superior to anything Civil War had.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Please, for the people seeing it tomorrow.

PLEASE DISCUSS SPOILERS IN THE SPOILERS THREAD!!!

I don't want none of this

I'm sad because

Spoiler

THIS IS BULLSHIT! I HATE THIS KINDA OF STUFF!

So please

PLEASE DISCUSS SPOILERS IN THE SPOILERS THREAD!!!

Thank you

Nah..wouldn't do that. Probably only PM anyone that asks anything in particular..

 

[Mr Cola]

Reading the reviews I learned that Winter Soldier had emotional depth

Must have missed that the 3 times i watched it

 

[Bobby Roberts]

what is this
where

Scroll up.

 

[DeathoftheEndless]

I wonder if Marvel will start to throw the post-credit scenes randomly into the movie after BvS's runaway success.

 

[AyaisMUsikWhore]

The way I'm cackling at these flawless reviews

 

[bananafactory]

I wonder if Marvel had an NDA thing where only approved reviews could go up. I'm noticing the new reviews sort of tuckered out. It could just be that most are holding their review until release. It's still a million days away.

I don't think so. Saw a few sites on Twitter saying they'd have theirs up Thursday or Friday. It's possible not everyone saw it at the early screening last week

 

[guek]

Reading the reviews I learned that Winter Soldier had emotional depth

Must have missed that the 3 times i watched it

Steve opts for suicide instead of fighting Bucky. I wouldn't call it high art but I dunno, I thought there was some emotional depth.

 

[Einchy]

I'm waiting for that one negative review on RT so I can defend Marvel's honor.

I get 5 dollars per paragraph.

 

[bananafactory]

Steve opts for suicide instead of fighting Bucky. I wouldn't call it high art but I dunno, I thought there was some emotional depth.

I'm with you to the end of the line.

 

[Toa TAK]

I'm waiting for that one negative review on RT so I can defend Marvel's honor.

I get 5 dollars per paragraph.

That's it?

Bro you go to ask for a raise.

 

[NOLA_Gaffer]

So the big rumor is that we get the first appearance of

Spoiler

Giant-Man

in this one, right?

That's gonna be a tough one to explain to my father.

 

[Thatonemoor]

Where are the rest of the reviews at? 14 isn't close to enough.

 

[Rapscallion]

Children across the country will forever answer the question "What caused the civil war" with "Captain did some shit Iron man didn't like".

 

[bananafactory]

Where are the rest of the reviews at? 14 isn't close to enough.

Marvel is too cheap to pay more than 14

 

[Garlador]

Reading the reviews I learned that Winter Soldier had emotional depth

Must have missed that the 3 times i watched it

You missed it. Watch it again.

Seriously, though, I love the character moments of Winter Soldier so much. How Cap and Black Widow's friendship evolves, how Sam and Steve bond, Steve's moral dilemma of knowing he has to face his best friend to save others...

It's got a surprising amount of emotional weight for me. It's the small, intimate moments - characters just having breakfast, Black Widow poking fun at Steve's kissing, the flashback to the day Steve's mother died, the "on your left" reprisal - that just really cements Winter Soldier as my favorite Marvel movie.

It's very character-driven, even with the bombastic stakes of the finale. For Cap, so much of the film is personal.

 

[Zeyphersan]

Marvel is too cheap to pay more than 14

IT'S ALL IKE PERLMUTTER'S FAULT

 

[NumberTwo]

Reading the reviews I learned that Winter Soldier had emotional depth

Must have missed that the 3 times i watched it

Cap ruminating of a life not lived with Peggy. Who herself, has become old and developed dementia. I mean, it's not focal to the story but it is heart wrenching, especially if you've ever known someone suffering from Alzheimer's.

 

[Xion385]

Children across the country will forever answer the question "What caused the civil war" with "Captain did some shit Iron man didn't like".

Reminded me of some dude in college that was trying to be slick.

"What was Abraham Lincoln known for?"

"Being a Vampire Hunter at night."

Yeah, the teacher wasn't amused and he was the only one laughing.

 

[Xamtheking]

Children across the country will forever answer the question "What caused the civil war" with "Captain did some shit Iron man didn't like".

"And that, children, is the story of how the South attempted to merge the MCU with actual history in order to work with their perverted ideals"

 

[Sibersk Esto]

So the big rumor is that we get the first appearance of

Spoiler

Giant-Man

in this one, right?

That's gonna be a tough one to explain to my father.

Spoiler

If the guy can shrink, he can grow too.

 

[Glass Rebel]

So the big rumor is that we get the first appearance of

Spoiler

Giant-Man

in this one, right?

That's gonna be a tough one to explain to my father.

Not if he actually paid attention.

 

[Zeyphersan]

So the big rumor is that we get the first appearance of

Spoiler

Giant-Man

in this one, right?

That's gonna be a tough one to explain to my father.

How do I explain this to my kids?

 

[Dalek]

I'm working for a few hours, and come back in this thread.

 

[BronsonLee]

How do I explain this to my kids?

'Ok, kids, in comic books, a lot of cool things can happen, like that!'
'Dad?'
'Yes, buddy?'
'You're a drunk. I worship Raven now.'
'Wha-'
*DDT*

 

[Cuburt]

Please tell me honestly, GAF, are these good enough for Tumblr?

 

[mreddie]

How do I explain this to my kids?

Spoiler

Little Man becomes Big

 

[ReplacementPelican]

The way I'm cackling at these flawless reviews

Flawless? IGN gave it a 7.8, totally not a great movie.

 

[Baron von Loathsome]

Please tell me honestly, GAF, are these good enough for Tumblr?

Holy shit.