• Hey Guest. Check out your NeoGAF Wrapped 2025 results here!

Captain America: Civil War Review Thread

Status
Not open for further replies.
I wonder what FutureXmDComics Zone will say when Civil War ends up selling more than BvS.

"Everyone has sold themselves out to Marvel, being little Marvel Bitches. Money doesn't mean quality idiots, good job being the new Transformers. Snyder and Warner Bros are making high film art that these Marveltards wouldn't understand. They wouldn't understand as they aren't true comic fans."

Except add 1,000 more hateful words in there.
 
"Everyone has sold themselves out to Marvel, being little Marvel Bitches. Money doesn't mean quality idiots, good job being the new Transformers. Snyder and Warner Bros are making high film art that these Marveltards wouldn't understand. They wouldn't understand as they aren't true comic fans."

Except add 1,000 more hateful words in there.

Yep, that's almost too spot on lol
 
They let us indoors after baking outside for hours. We have yet to enter the theater itself.

Ah, okay. San Diegos in the shade so far. Still could use reports about when screenings are, when people got wristbands, etc.

My screening is 7:30 pm and my friend will be here at about 6.
 
Inside the theater now.

Thankfully they didn't pick up phones.

Everyone here agrees that BP is a bitch.
 
I wonder what FutureXmDComics Zone will say when Civil War ends up selling more than BvS.
"Look, there is a simple explantion there; people like crappy movies. Look at the Transformers movies, or like every Melissa McCarthy flicks. It's low level crap for simpletons. Simpletons just cannot grasp the deep, emotional and thinking mans dialogue and looks of the DCCU. People want to laugh, but they shouldn't expect too with the DCCU. Serious movies people, ignore the Marvel masses! #supportdccumovies"
 
"Everyone has sold themselves out to Marvel, being little Marvel Bitches. Money doesn't mean quality idiots, good job being the new Transformers. Snyder and Warner Bros are making high film art that these Marveltards wouldn't understand. They wouldn't understand as they aren't true comic fans."

Except add 1,000 more hateful words in there.

Marvel paid all the fans to go see their movie, because that's how you make money. By paying fans more money than a ticket would cost to see a movie so the box office will be huge. My head hurts.
 
Have there ever been this much line waiting/hype for early screenings? Is the amount of showings abnormal?
 
Have there ever been this much line waiting/hype for early screenings? Is the amount of showings abnormal?

Apparently a line a block away from the theater in Lincoln Square.

PeUKDzV.jpg
 
Inside the theater now.

Thankfully they didn't pick up phones.

Everyone here agrees that BP is a bitch.
Chadwick Boseman is gonna make a surprise show up at your theater, line up each and everyone one of you in alphabetical order, and smack the shit out of all of y'all. Then, you can smack the shit out of him for being in Gods of Egypt.
 
Inside the theater now.

Thankfully they didn't pick up phones.

Everyone here agrees that BP is a bitch.

Let us know when he dies like this in the movie pls:

ageofultron3c.jpg


Don't cats have, like, insane reflexes and always land on their feet? I guess he just chose the name for the "black" part heyoooooooooooooo

I'm sorry Slayven, pls don't kill me.
 
You know I've just rewatched the First Avenger in preparation for Civil War (I'll rewatch the Winter Soldier over the weekend), for all the issues I have with the 2nd and 3rd acts, the 1st act is as tight as fuck, I mean it's a really really elegant origin story in terms of how streamlined it is. The film suffers from the montage heavy 2nd act (both the war bonds bit and the WW2 in 5 minutes bit coming so soon after each other really compress the film to a point it doesn't ever recover), but it still manages a decent emotional conclusion (I had a date)
 
Let us know when he dies like this in the movie pls:

ageofultron3c.jpg


Don't cats have, like, insane reflexes and always land on their feet? I guess he just chose the name for the "black" part heyoooooooooooooo

I'm sorry Slayven, pls don't kill me.

What's up with all this Black Panther bullying?

Why no Spidey bullying?
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Top Bottom