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*deep voice*
"The city of New York is a dumping ground for prostitutes and rapists... but soon, they will all fall into my web"

Spider-Man: Homecoming
Written by Frank Miller

Directed by Zack Snyder.

 

[Dash_Riprock]

Directed by Zack Snyder.

Movie ends with Spidey being the one who snapped Gwen Stacey's neck.

 

[Sblargh]

Movie ends with Spidey being the one who snapped Gwen Stacey's neck.

"You think you can hurt me by threatening the love of my life, Osborn? *snaps Gwen's neck* Now I have nothing to lose!"

 

[BronsonLee]

Movie ends with Spidey being the one who snapped Gwen Stacey's neck.

"You think you can hurt me by threatening the love of my life, Osborn? *snaps Gwen's neck* Now I have nothing to lose!"

Wha-
What the

 

[sephi22]

If they found a way to make Doom suck I'd be sad. Would going from Thanos to Doom be a downgrade? I feel like his mastery of both science and magic makes him very formidable.

I haven't read much of Thanos, or many Marvel books at all, but Doom and Magneto came across as much more iconic villains in cross-promotional media like games, etc.

These 2 pretty much make UMvC3. I would love for Doom to get returned to Marvel and added to MCU but only if he's not a one-and-done villain and affects multiple movies as a friend/foe of the heroes like Loki.

 

[Sblargh]

Wha-
What the

I'm trying to make your baby hobbies feel more mature for modern audiences.

 

[Garlador]

Wha-
What the

We just need a "MARTHA!" scene in there.

"You have to save... Ben..."
"WHY'D YOU SAY THAT NAME?!"

Don't forget making out with Mary Jane in the rubble of New York City.

 

[sephi22]

"You think you can hurt me by threatening the love of my life, Osborn? *snaps Gwen's neck* Now I have nothing to lose!"

Cue my Facebook friend telling me how much mature and badass Spidey is to the rest of the the MCU. This is from a real conversation on my wall. Edited out my responses.

 

[Sblargh]

We just need a "MARTHA!" scene in there.

"You have to save... Ben..."
"WHY'D YOU SAY THAT NAME?!"

Don't forget making out with Mary Jane in the rubble of New York City.

The origin story would be changed for Peter not being able to control his powers as soon as he got them, uncle Ben would come close to him and he would super-punch him into the face exploding his head.
Aunt May would come into the room, screaming, Peter crying "I didn't mean to... we have to tell the cops!" Aunt May stops him:
"Peter, listen to me. You weren't in control. There is nothing you could have done. We will hide the body!"
"But I just killed uncle Ben!"
"Peter! The most important thing in the world is hiding who you are or else you will turn me and you into targets for the government"
"But... I could use my powers..."
"One day, Peter, you will use your spetacular powers and the world will have no choice, but to find you amazing. But now, Peter, it is not about doing right or wrong, it is about survival for fuck sake!"

 

[BronsonLee]

I hate you all
So so much

Spoiler

mostly sblargh

 

[kurahador]

This is what happens when there's no new reviews.

 

[Houndi101]

In Frankmillerverse Punisher actually judges Spiderman all the time.
Or they both go on killing sprees together.

 

[LucidMomentum]

This is what happens when there's no new reviews.

"This is how it starts."

-Amadeus Cho, Peter Parker's teenage Asian friend and eyes on the ground, played by Eddie Murphy.

 

[Sblargh]

In Frankmillerverse Punisher actually judges Spiderman all the time.
Or they both go on killing sprees together.

You have to keep moving the goal posts. If the heroes kill villains all the time and care little about colateral damage, what characterizes the punisher is that he actively doesn't give a fuck about colateral damage. Hell, he sets it up.

"Big mafia guy thinks he is safe by doing a picnic with his family on broad daylight, huh. Nothing will stop the punisher"

7 year old son of mafia boss puts his hand on the picnic basket

"Daddy? What is this?"
"Son! Put that on the ground! It's a nucl--"
*mushroon cloud*

 

[neorej]

We just need a "MARTHA!" scene in there.

"You have to save... Ben..."
"WHY'D YOU SAY THAT NAME?!"

Don't forget making out with Mary Jane in the rubble of New York City.

Deadpool drops in, tells him to stuff it, because Ben Grimm is locked up with Fox and is never coming back, leaves and Spidey is all confused.

 

[zoukka]

They always say the new Marvel movie is the best yet.

So how come Ultron sucked so much?

 

[BassForever]

They always say the new Marvel movie is the best yet.

So how come Ultron sucked so much?

Because it set up this one

 

[cackhyena]

They always say the new Marvel movie is the best yet.

So how come Ultron sucked so much?

Because it had a million charac...uh...

But this one could be the best yet. Because the real best yet in Winter Soldier, was made by the same dudes. I believe.

 

[Dash_Riprock]

They always say the new Marvel movie is the best yet.

So how come Ultron sucked so much?

Who's they? I recall virtually every AoU review saying it was not as good as the first.

 

[ReplacementPelican]

They always say the new Marvel movie is the best yet.

So how come Ultron sucked so much?

No they don't. What are you even talking about?

 

[QuiteWhittle]

They always say the new Marvel movie is the best yet.

So how come Ultron sucked so much?

AoU has the second worst RT of Phase 2. Who is this "they"?

 

[Walpurgis]

People are just so used to 30 year olds playing high schoolers they forgot what a real one sounds like

This is too true.

 

[Plasticine]

I hate you all
So so much

Spoiler

mostly sblargh

You'd feel differently if your mothers were both named Martha.

 

[-griffy-]

I bought my tickets. Real IMAX at 3 on the 7th.

 

[neorej]

AoU has the second worst RT of Phase 2. Who is this "they"?

The Marvelites!

 

[Beren the Empty-Handed]

Wha-
What the

He's just growing up the character. They killed loads more people in TFA.

 

[Replicant]

Who's they? I recall virtually every AoU review saying it was not as good as the first.

No they don't. What are you even talking about?

AoU has the second worst RT of Phase 2. Who is this "they"?

His imaginary friends?

 

[BronsonLee]

You'd feel differently if your mothers were both named Martha.

Bronson Has Two Moms

He's just growing up the character. They killed loads more people in TFA.

But

 

[illmatic22]

They always say the new Marvel movie is the best yet.

So how come Ultron sucked so much?

oh you

 

[peanutbutterlatte]

They always say the new Marvel movie is the best yet.

So how come Ultron sucked so much?

Because it's not related to the first sentence you wrote in anyway whatsoever...? Find me a review that says AOU is the best. I mean, they'll be a couple, but it was widely agreed not to be, even pre-release hype.

 

[Vault Dweller 111]

They always say the new Marvel movie is the best yet.

So how come Ultron sucked so much?

It didn't. And no they don't.

 

[icespide]

seeing this movie again today

Spoiler

I lied. I have to wait 2 weeks

 

[Gordon Shumway]

It didn't. And no they don't.

Quiet, you..

 

[Palette Swap]

Cue my Facebook friend telling me how much mature and badass Spidey is to the rest of the the MCU. This is from a real conversation on my wall. Edited out my responses.

I always imagine these kinds of people who associate violence/killing and maturity/realism are the ones who cheer when a guy "stands his ground" against a "thug".
Living that power fantasy and all that.

 

[dankir]

Cue my Facebook friend telling me how much mature and badass Spidey is to the rest of the the MCU. This is from a real conversation on my wall. Edited out my responses.

lol "Again I'm no fanboy".... it's like when people say "I'm not racist but"...

 

[TheOnlyOneHeEverFeared]

8 days! Or 7 days and 9 hours, to be more specific.

 

[Betty]

8 days! Or 7 days and 9 hours, to be more specific.

Same here, midnight showing ftw!

 

[KimiNewt]

Same here, midnight showing ftw!

Five days and five hours, here. That is, if I can get my friends to get off their asses and get the damn tickets as all the best spots are slowly taken..

 

[Vault Dweller 111]

Rotten tomatoes put up two more fresh. Still 96%

24/25 fresh.

 

[Dash_Riprock]

I don't know how, but I somehow managed to snag a good seat for 11am, Saturday at the BFI IMAX! Guess someone canceled?

 

[kurahador]

Five days and five hours, here. That is, if I can get my friends to get off their asses and get the damn tickets as all the best spots are slowly taken..

Wow...do ppl in your area picking seats starting from the front and left/right most side?
Are you in Canada?

 

[wachie]

Wow...do ppl in your area picking seats starting from the front and left/right most side?
Are you in Canada?

I dont think the 1st row is available as it doesnt make sense any other way.

 

[BLACKLAC]

If I had to pick a side it would be #TeamIronman (I like Cap more though)

But between this and those Hollywood stooge actors picking Tony I'm dangerously close to going #TeamCap.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUrCLt_wSPc

 

[TheOnlyOneHeEverFeared]

Gotta be team cap every time. Fucking Stark.

I pick the same seat every time in the cinema, on the right, last seat before the top.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

You chose the wrong side..

 

[M.W.]

AoU has the second worst RT of Phase 2. Who is this "they"?

Early reviewers

 

[BLACKLAC]

Gotta be team cap every time. Fucking Stark.

You chose the wrong side..

Look at the pro gun advocates over here. smh

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Look at the pro gun advocates over here. smh

Only team that matters..

 

[BLACKLAC]

Only team that matters..

This is true. Protects the promised land while America has their "scuffle".


Time Out 4/5

No, this is the kind of joy that comes with crafting characters people can relate to, with designing action scenes that spring and spin and bound off the screen, with picking just the right moment for a tension-breaking gag, a pause for reflection or a rousing speech. It's the joy of making a movie for and about people.

http://www.timeout.com/london/film/captain-america-civil-war

Attitude: 5/5

This may not technically be an Avengers film, but it’s still a better Avengers film than the last Avengers film. In fact, it may well challenge for the best Marvel film we’ve seen. Even the ‘Superhero movies are crap’ crowd might not be able to muster up those words this time round.

http://attitude.co.uk/captain-america-civil-war-review-is-this-the-best-marvel-film-of-all-time/

 

[Fandangox]

If I had to pick a side it would be #TeamIronman (I like Cap more though)

But between this and those Hollywood stooge actors picking Tony I'm dangerously close to going #TeamCap.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUrCLt_wSPc

"You know unlike certain superheroes whose suits do all for them"

That would be a nice burn Cap, except for the part where Stark built the suit himself, as opposed to the serum you had no input on.

#teamohhowareyougonnacomebackfromthatonedude