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Cats are fucking shit
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TindalosPup
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Most cats are sociopaths, imo, there are good cats, but the bad far outweighs the good
I have two cats, currently, and after they're gone I will no longer be owning cats.
One cat is the biggest asshole I've ever met in my life and the other appears to either be retarded or have some sort of learning disability. The stupid one is mine, she falls down stairs, lands on her feet 40% of the time, and hops into tables head first, she's also hell bent on giving herself diabetes, she works with the dog to get a hold of cakes and pies (she actually ate 1/4 of the pumpkin pie for Christmas while it was cooling, flipped the cover off and everything). The other is my mom's, he's the picture of indifference and a "rather large for a cat" manifestation of evil, he also pissed and shit directly on my dad's head while he was asleep on the couch. He dreamed it was raining until round 2 started.
I have two cats, currently, and after they're gone I will no longer be owning cats.
One cat is the biggest asshole I've ever met in my life and the other appears to either be retarded or have some sort of learning disability. The stupid one is mine, she falls down stairs, lands on her feet 40% of the time, and hops into tables head first, she's also hell bent on giving herself diabetes, she works with the dog to get a hold of cakes and pies (she actually ate 1/4 of the pumpkin pie for Christmas while it was cooling, flipped the cover off and everything). The other is my mom's, he's the picture of indifference and a "rather large for a cat" manifestation of evil, he also pissed and shit directly on my dad's head while he was asleep on the couch. He dreamed it was raining until round 2 started.
lil puff
Member
I've had good cats and bitchy cats. It seems to depend on how they were raised. Raising kittens from start seems to work out better than adopting someone else's cat. I've brought a couple of street cats in which can be very hard to deal with at times.
My dad hates cats, growing up I'd always catch him kicking ours. Asshole thing to do, cat was in fear anytime he was around, which also affected the cats overall behavior, comfort and trust.
My dad hates cats, growing up I'd always catch him kicking ours. Asshole thing to do, cat was in fear anytime he was around, which also affected the cats overall behavior, comfort and trust.
Elektro Demon
Banned
But it's a cuddly little devil.
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Macapala
Unconfirmed Member
Your wife's a man??
TindalosPup
Member
Stiflers Mom
Banned
Like women...
(Yeah, aiam drunk)
Hideous Snake
Gold Member
Fuck you OP, you're dogshit. They're the cutest thing ever
PanzerAzel
Member
#Teamcat
I respect a cat's ability to tell me to fuck off at any given time. They don't slobber, stink, and they don't require constant adulation and acknowledgement. Less work. And they at least have the dignity to bury their own feces instead of eating it. Yeah they bring dead birds and leave it at your door, but good intentions and all. Plus they chill with you. Though I think I've been lucky in my cats, they've all had great easy-going personalities.
Though I can completely understand why people prefer dogs. Cats are by nature more stand-offish and independent.
I respect a cat's ability to tell me to fuck off at any given time. They don't slobber, stink, and they don't require constant adulation and acknowledgement. Less work. And they at least have the dignity to bury their own feces instead of eating it. Yeah they bring dead birds and leave it at your door, but good intentions and all. Plus they chill with you. Though I think I've been lucky in my cats, they've all had great easy-going personalities.
Though I can completely understand why people prefer dogs. Cats are by nature more stand-offish and independent.
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zeioIIDX
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This is exactly it. Some people don't realize dogs and cats are not meant to be treated the same way when raising them. It seems like some dog owners get annoyed that you generally can't train a cat to respond to commands. Cats don't operate that way, they're more independent than dogs. That being said, my cat knows what "food", "snack", "stop", "no", and "good boy" means. He also obviously knows his name. From my experience, cats tend to be more receptive to humans if you've raised the cat since it was a kitten. Dogs are cool and all but I prefer cats for many reasons including the fact that I don't have to go out and walk them, don't have to take them out to piss and shit in inclement weather or ungodly hours, don't have to keep them restrained to a kennel when I'm at work out of fear I'll come home to vomit and property destroyed, don't have to be concerned with heart worm medicine, don't need to give 'em constant baths, don't have to worry about strangers and other pet owners constantly taking it upon themselves to come pet my animal and ask me 20 questions about it just because I'm outside with it, don't have to carry 50lb bags of pet food home, don't have to listen to constant barking any time a person or animal walks past my door/window or someone knocks/rings, don't have to worry about dirt and mud being tracked inside my home or animal hair all over my backseat, and I sure as hell don't need to worry about being slobbered all over or pawed in the nuts. But that's just me. My cat is chilled out like I am and when he wants attention, he makes it known and when he wants to be left alone, I leave him alone. I give him food and water and I clean his litter box every other day. It's a nice arrangement.
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Strife In a Teacup
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Cats are godly. Case in point, the Norse Goddess Freyja has a chariot pulled by cats:
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Grand Theft Scratchy
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I like cats and dogs.
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Macapala
Unconfirmed Member
The fuck you talkin' 'bout?? Cats are AWESOME!
Mihos
Gold Member
I too, am a man of taste
Winter John
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Meanwhile in Russia
Nymphae
Banned
As others have stated, leaving the door open in consideration for your animal will eliminate this "problem" you're struggling with. I find pet behaviours often tend to be a result of how they were raised/are treated. Every cat I've ever had in my family over the course of my life was extremely well behaved, friendly, and affectionate. My family and I essentially treated them like dogs and spoke to them a lot and gave them a lot of attention and affection. I have noticed with some other families that treat their cats more as furniture, that the cats tend to be more assholish. Go figure.
I enjoy some dogs, but they are also annoying to many people for various reasons. The main ones for me are that they require much more work and are far more in need of attention than cats, they smell like dogs, and sometimes are loud and don't shut the fuck up easily. My cat which recently passed away on the other hand, was a quiet old rescue that just appreciated having a spot on the couch beside me. All I had to do was feed her and clean her litter box. She was quiet, didn't stink, and always appreciated affection but for the most part just wanted to chill on the couch beside me.
I enjoy some dogs, but they are also annoying to many people for various reasons. The main ones for me are that they require much more work and are far more in need of attention than cats, they smell like dogs, and sometimes are loud and don't shut the fuck up easily. My cat which recently passed away on the other hand, was a quiet old rescue that just appreciated having a spot on the couch beside me. All I had to do was feed her and clean her litter box. She was quiet, didn't stink, and always appreciated affection but for the most part just wanted to chill on the couch beside me.
Zenaku
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My stepmom had 2 cats when I first met her. One of them absolutely hated me, the other loved me. I remember once I was up late at night and heard meowing outside beyond the rain. Rushed downstairs and found him soaked at the back door, so I let him in and dried him off with a towel; that was it. He didn't care much for the people that raised him after that. He'd only ever sit near me, or on my lap, and he'd often sleep in my room.
With dogs, we had a Yorkshire terrier, and a few years later a Staff. Eventually the Staff grew up and tried to kill the Yorkie (twice) so my parents got rid of the Yorkie and kept the Staff, even ignoring an incident where she snapped at my nephew (stepmom implied we'd agitated her). Eventually they got rid of her for Rottweilers.
Pets are affected heavily by their owners, but even then you can't guarantee how they'll behave. A cat won't necessarily show you love if you show it affection, and a dog that shows affection to everyone 99.9% of the time won't necessarily be safe with everyone 100% of the time.
As an update, the cat that didn't like me was hit by a car not long after I met him, the cat that loved me died of a heart condition a few years later, and the Yorkie that was given away after being attacked by our Staff was attacked my another Staff while out on a walk, and had his skin virtually peeled off. Pets in my family aren't very lucky.
With dogs, we had a Yorkshire terrier, and a few years later a Staff. Eventually the Staff grew up and tried to kill the Yorkie (twice) so my parents got rid of the Yorkie and kept the Staff, even ignoring an incident where she snapped at my nephew (stepmom implied we'd agitated her). Eventually they got rid of her for Rottweilers.
Pets are affected heavily by their owners, but even then you can't guarantee how they'll behave. A cat won't necessarily show you love if you show it affection, and a dog that shows affection to everyone 99.9% of the time won't necessarily be safe with everyone 100% of the time.
As an update, the cat that didn't like me was hit by a car not long after I met him, the cat that loved me died of a heart condition a few years later, and the Yorkie that was given away after being attacked by our Staff was attacked my another Staff while out on a walk, and had his skin virtually peeled off. Pets in my family aren't very lucky.
Paasei
Member
I really love it when cats and dogs are being compared, only because they both make great pets. They are completely different. The only thing that comes close, is that you actually have to raise them and teach them stuff. But even that works very differently.
I have 2 cats and I love them. Neighbor has a Border Collie, who is adorable as well.
Saying that any of these animals are shit, is either caused of a bad experience and/or people (maybe you yourself) not being able to raise them properly.
I have 2 cats and I love them. Neighbor has a Border Collie, who is adorable as well.
Saying that any of these animals are shit, is either caused of a bad experience and/or people (maybe you yourself) not being able to raise them properly.
Ailynn
Faith - Hope - Love
Just like people, some cats are incredibly sweet, affectionate, and respectful...and then there are some that are either crazy or little jerks.
I've been very blessed that the cats we have had over the years (we usually always have two in our home) have all been absolute angels. They are our babies, and they always shown us so much love. ❤
Here's our newest one we got early this year, Lychee. She's such a sweetheart.
I've been very blessed that the cats we have had over the years (we usually always have two in our home) have all been absolute angels. They are our babies, and they always shown us so much love. ❤
Here's our newest one we got early this year, Lychee. She's such a sweetheart.
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JimmyJones
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Cats are for cucks.
plushyp
Member
Thing is you can't generalise either cats or dogs. Both have their awesome and well behaved breeds. On the flip side there are equally obnoxious and annoying ones that should be avoided like the bubonic plague.
In addition to this, some cat and dog breeds should never be kept as pets because of their inherent wild behaviour.
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nowhat
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Yes!
(To those that don't get the reference, it's a new true crime documentary on Netflix - unlike many others available there it isn't stretched over too many episodes, just three one-hour bits. And it's fucking fantastic, do yourself a favour and don't read about it beforehand, it's really quite a ride.)
Starlight Lotice
Member
My cousin once had a dog that was old and I think had a stomach bug which led to his diharrea.
Woke up and found the Kitchen Covered in Shit and it stunk badly.
Dogs can do it but only if they are too old and have a bad stomach.
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Virex
Banned
I find that hard to believe. The cats would tell her "pull your fucking self"
Cats are godly. Case in point, the Norse Goddess Freyja has a chariot pulled by cats:
MastAndo
Member
I've been meaning to watch this, but the potential for there being footage of cats being tortured has put me off. I won't be able to stomach that.
Also, cats are the best, and OP is the one who, in fact, sucks. I got "stuck" with a cat after a breakup years back, and she's my buddy. I'm going to be absolutely gutted when she croaks.
nowhat
Member
If it's any consolation, there's (a very slight spoiler) no graphic footage of the online videos. Which I think was totally the right call. There are bits of people watching them, which I think makes for more effective story telling.
And she'd do it, too Because cats are the best.
Strife In a Teacup
Member
Well these are special and were gifted to Freyja from Thor.
Though Thor kinda took them from their father, but yeah.
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hariseldon
Unconfirmed Member
I love my little furballs. They're honestly the best. Roman is a little hooligan who loves to run around like a nutter and get into mischief, a sneaky ninja who cannot be kept out of a room he shouldn't be in, while Niko is a floofy little cuddle-monster who climbs onto my chest and purrs when I feel shit. There is no better therapy. Cats > *.
TUROK
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YukiOnna
Member
And I let him do it everytime. So cute.
"This place looks comfy."
None of my/our cats did that...ever.
Codes 208
Member
"This place looks comfy."
None of my/our cats did that...ever.
When Jaeger was youngerhe loved being around my keyboard. I just considered it socializing