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Cats are fucking shit

I've never had a cat that shit purposely outside it's litter box (I've had 5). Shit sticking to their fur and them scooting along the floor to get it off maybe, but no pooping outside the box. Dogs are far more likely to randomly shit somewhere in the house. Although that is usually when the owner doesn't let the dog outside in time to do it's business, particularly if the dog ate something that didn't agree with him or it's a puppy and doesn't know better.
 
OP just doesn't know the love and affection a cat can give. My sweet Ripley sleeps by me in bed late at night and sometimes she even purrs just by sitting next to me ❤️
 
I've had amazing experiences with cats and I'm super allergic to them, but I loved them so much I tolerated awful allergies just to live them. But my most recent one is the best ever. Just listen to this story. He's such a miracle cat. He was discovered in an alley garbage dumpster pinned down by junk and had dried cement all over him as a baby kitten and a police officer happened to be patrolling the area and heard desperate screeching meows, so he followed the sound and looked in there and found the cat buried in there. So he snatched him out and drove him to the nearest vet hospital, which a relative of mine happened to work at.

His heart stopped on the operating table and then somehow the fucking furball jolted back to life. So my relative ended up adopting him. Since then he's gone through so much. When she had to move, she was gonna take her cats last so they'd be moved into a home with furniture and stuff it would make the transition easier. Somehow he pushed open the sliding closet when they were gone and came back and there were blood trails all over the house he was bleeding for a couple hours. He survived that. He was diagnosed with cancer at 6 and survived that, he's now 10. He has IBD and has to take meds through that and he battles through that. He climbed a Christmas tree a handful of years back and mangled his paw in the lights and survived that. This fucking cat has gone through so much and he just loves life. He's always so happy and excitable and he's scared of everyone except me and a couple relatives. He adores me, I'm his favorite, he always acts so goofy when I'm around him and he always tries to show off.

And he's such a smart cat. I've seriously never met a cat this smart. They have 3 cats, and he always is the only one who figures out how to open every door, trash can, cabinet, etc. He finds the most secluded hiding spots no one can find. And they have this toy where they put treats in a little ball with a hole in it and the cats have to bat it around until the hole aligns with the treat. The other 2 cats would just mindlessly bat it around for an hour and never get the treat, but he hit it a couple times, and then he gets down really low and slooowly pushes it with his nose until the treat finds the hole and the treat comes out. I just have no idea how he figured it out that quickly, he seriously figured it out in like 2 minutes. I love that cat so much he's seriously my best buddy.
 
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Based OP taking shit about cats on the internet. The madlad.
 
Fucking cat hater. Cats are assholes but they're animals who don't know any better. With any luck OP you're attacked on the toilet.
 
There are few things better than cats.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Robert A. Heinlein

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Terry Pratchett

Like all pure creatures, cats are practical.
William S. Burroughs

Five cats and a woman. That is all I need in life.
Alejandro Jodorowsky

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.
Jim Davis

I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.
Jean Cocteau
 
Don't forget Lovecraft!

"The cat is such a perfect symbol of beauty and superiority that it seems scarcely possible for any true aesthete and civilised cynic to do other than worship it."
 
I have three cats, and I love them. Luckily, they usually don't meow much, usually only doing so when they are hungry when one of us happens to walk by, like them notifying us that they need some food. Cats can be mean, yes, but these cats are pretty nice, and you can pick them up safely without having to worry about them scratching or biting you.
 
I don't hate dogs but fuck if they aren't annoying. Barking their heads off any time someone comes to the door. Staring at you as you eat, just waiting for you to drop some food. Literally eating garbage, cardboard, etc. My cats have never shit on the floor but dogs have. I've also been attacked by dogs numerous times while outside because they have shitty owners.
 
Another misconception people have is that cats are only interested in laptops/computers/keyboards if youre on it because fuck you theyre assholes.

while it is true that cats like to find warmspots, theyre attracted to your keyboard while you work because its whats *you're* doing. They're social when they want to be. They dont understand what work is or why youre on a screen, they just want to be a part of what you're doing. And frankly this is something i know a lot of people take for granted. (My grandparents are very old school, theyll pet the cat every now and again but for the most part dont interract with him. In less than a year Ive fully socialized him because I actually gave him attention. And now he's a good boi.)

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Dogs are so dumb they can't control their libido. You won't see a cat uncontrollably humping your leg or just planting their head in a person's crotch.
 
I had good experience with cats OP, my cat just wants to chill and talk to me about cat stuff. Only problem was my gf didn't like waking up to the cat on her head meowing and the cat didn't like doors closed. So we got a dog and it's much better for us.
 
I had good experience with cats OP, my cat just wants to chill and talk to me about cat stuff. Only problem was my gf didn't like waking up to the cat on her head meowing and the cat didn't like doors closed. So we got a dog and it's much better for us.
Wait what happened to the cat?
 
I've had amazing experiences with cats and I'm super allergic to them, but I loved them so much I tolerated awful allergies just to live them. But my most recent one is the best ever. Just listen to this story. He's such a miracle cat. He was discovered in an alley garbage dumpster pinned down by junk and had dried cement all over him as a baby kitten and a police officer happened to be patrolling the area and heard desperate screeching meows, so he followed the sound and looked in there and found the cat buried in there. So he snatched him out and drove him to the nearest vet hospital, which a relative of mine happened to work at.

His heart stopped on the operating table and then somehow the fucking furball jolted back to life. So my relative ended up adopting him. Since then he's gone through so much. When she had to move, she was gonna take her cats last so they'd be moved into a home with furniture and stuff it would make the transition easier. Somehow he pushed open the sliding closet when they were gone and came back and there were blood trails all over the house he was bleeding for a couple hours. He survived that. He was diagnosed with cancer at 6 and survived that, he's now 10. He has IBD and has to take meds through that and he battles through that. He climbed a Christmas tree a handful of years back and mangled his paw in the lights and survived that. This fucking cat has gone through so much and he just loves life. He's always so happy and excitable and he's scared of everyone except me and a couple relatives. He adores me, I'm his favorite, he always acts so goofy when I'm around him and he always tries to show off.

And he's such a smart cat. I've seriously never met a cat this smart. They have 3 cats, and he always is the only one who figures out how to open every door, trash can, cabinet, etc. He finds the most secluded hiding spots no one can find. And they have this toy where they put treats in a little ball with a hole in it and the cats have to bat it around until the hole aligns with the treat. The other 2 cats would just mindlessly bat it around for an hour and never get the treat, but he hit it a couple times, and then he gets down really low and slooowly pushes it with his nose until the treat finds the hole and the treat comes out. I just have no idea how he figured it out that quickly, he seriously figured it out in like 2 minutes. I love that cat so much he's seriously my best buddy.

Just found out today that his cancer has returned. He's going to have another fight in him. Devastating. Worst news ever.
 
I have major allergies to cats and they activate my asthma.

A girl I'm presently dating has a cat and I joke with her saying 'it's me or the cat pal'

She chose the cat
 
You are absolutely crazy, OP.
I love dogs, to be sure. But cats are fantastic pets.
Dogs are like toddlers, in that they can roam around on their own, but they absolutely still need to be supervised and cared for, for pretty much every need.
Cats are like teenagers. They can usually shit on their own, they can occasionally find their own food, and you can leave them alone for a few days without worrying about them burning the house down.

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