Mama Smurf
My penis is still intact.
*sniff* Listen to that crowd. Makes you prowd to be British.
Mama Smurf said:*sniff* Listen to that crowd. Makes you prowd to be British.
Wes said:Also what the hell is going on with Davina's face?
Mama Smurf said:She has a certain charm, but Davina must be one of the worst presenters on TV. The number of times she doens't even have the microphone pointing at her mouth...and god, that talkshow she had was painful.
Plus she's not pregnant this time so how'm I gonna get off to her now? Inconsiderate sith lord.
Wes said:That's disturbing.
distantmantra said:Someone should update the first post with a list of all the housemates.
Nash said:We need the Hoff.
Or the Kilroy.
Bring in the big guns.
Newbie said:Face man will systematically have sex with every woman in the house, then every man.
Nash said:NOOOOOOOooooo!
It's gonna be Jade & family in on Friday isn't it!
Wes said:Updated the first post with pictures. Can't find a couple. Some of these so called celebrities aren't at all famous.
Mama Smurf said:Says Shilpa is a black belt karate champion on that site. Is it wrong that I'm more attractive to her now?