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Charlie Sheen: "I never shot Kelly Preston."

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I don't normally post tabloid bullshit here, but it is an interesting twist on the narrative of Sheen as this unrepentant badass and occasional misanthrope.

http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/04/charlie-sheen-on-kelly-preston-i-didnt-shoot-her/?hpt=T2

Does this count as a “Violent Torpedo of Truth”?

The age-old tale that Charlie Sheen accidentally shot Kelly Preston in the arm back in 1990 is getting an update: Sheen tells fans at his “Truth” tour stop in Vancouver that he had nothing to do with it.

Sheen, who was engaged to Preston at the time, says he was downstairs making coffee when the incident happened.

"I thought she was still asleep upstairs. And I heard a f--- gunshot go off. I thought, 'She did it, she finally f-- did it,” he told the crowd. “She killed herself and they're going to f--- blame me.'”


Well, he was right about the blame – even Sheen himself admits, “For years, people thought...there was this discussion, this conversation about the time that I tried to kill Kelly Preston.”

At the time, he says that he "abandoned the coffee - because a gunshot in the morning will wake you up better than a nice cup of coffee - [and] I come around the corner and there's naked Kelly Preston at the top of the stairs, holding her wrist, staring at me, covered in blood, and I thought, that's pretty f--- hot,” although he quickly adds that he didn’t really think that.

Once he cleaned her up, got bandages and stopped the bleeding, he says that Preston told him that “when she lifted my pants off the scale in the bathroom while she was sitting on the toilet, the tiny revolver I used to carry fell out of the back pocket and hit the floor and shot a bullet right between her legs. So she got hit with shrapnel from the toilet bowl.”

The morning grew even more strange, Sheen goes on. “The oddest moment, when I picked up the phone, I looked at the phone completely perplexed and I didn’t know whether to call 911 or 411."

Sheen and Preston, who is now married to John Travolta, never made it to the altar, but the 48-year-old actress doesn't seem to harbor any ill will towards the former "Two and a Half Men" star.

"We were together for a year, and he wasn't drinking, and he wasn't doing drugs," Preston recently told People. "And there's a beautiful person in there. He really is a great man."

So perhaps, like Heath Ledger's character in 10 Things I Hate About You, he let the nasty rumors persist just so he could seem cooler than he really was?
 
What the fuck is going on? First ph33nix has never heard of Stacey Dash or Clueless in the NBA thread and now people are having to google Kelly Preston?

Jesus wept.
 
I thought she was still asleep upstairs. And I heard a f--- gunshot go off. I thought, 'She did it, she finally f-- did it,” he told the crowd.
bwhahahaha
 
AShep said:
What the fuck is going on? First ph33nix has never heard of Stacey Dash or Clueless in the NBA thread and now people are having to google Kelly Preston?

Jesus wept.

Well it's not like she's been in anything remotely good in the last 20 years, except for Jerry Maguire.

Trent Strong said:
Since when do guns go off just by falling on the floor except in movies?

Wasn't there a thread just last week where people were talking about how sensitive the triggers are on Glock 9mms?
 
Trent Strong said:
Since when do guns go off just by falling on the floor except in movies?

Saw a show recently (Dateline or one of those types) that was all about Remington and the fact that they knowingly have a rifle out there that will fire whenever it damn well pleases. They showed videos of some army people, I believe, who were making the gun fire without touching the trigger. It was crazy. Also some mother and father who blew their kid away with one that had the safety on. Cheerful. Assured me that I will never buy a Remington weapon in my life.

EDIT: Here's an article about it. Two dozen deaths and more then 100 injuries linked to the Model 700.

Messed up: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39762676/ns/business-cnbc_tv/

EDIT 2: From article: "Since 2007, Remington has been owned by the giant investment firm Cerberus, which had quietly begun buying gun compaines the year before."

My God...
 
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