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[VOOK]

Reading the Pickled Christian thread got me thinking, why does McDonald's always put a stupid pickle in Cheeseburgers. All anyone does is rip them out and/or fling them away.

I am sick of ordering a Cheeseburger and having to wait because it's custom (this applies to all takeaway stuff).

Who is with me on this? We should mail all our unused pickles to McDonald's or something - this madness has to stop...

 

[Red Scarlet]

I eat them and try to get pickles put on a Spicy McChicken.

 

[Fusebox]

You read my mind VOOK, petition signed.

 

[Greatness Gone]

They fucking annoy me on my In-N-Out burgers.

NO I DO NOT WANT PICKLES ON MY PROTEIN STYLE CHEESEBURGER DAMMIT

They're fine on Big Macs, though.

 

[Ben Pierce]

pickles?
get that shit out of here. I just want some manly cheese on my meat

 

[pizzaguysrevenge]

What are you, 5?

Pickles are incredible.

 

[Greatness Gone]

What are you, 5?

Pickles are incredible.

Wrong. Tomatoes are incredible.

 

[Dkong]

I am sick of ordering a Cheeseburger and having to wait because it's custom (this applies to all takeaway stuff).

I always leave just one ingredient off of any burger I order, as a way to force the restaurant to make me a fresh burger.

 

[pnjtony]

When there's only two on a McDs burger I don't mind. Any more than that is insane. Boycott Burger King pickles altogether and we have a deal though.

 

[Talladega Knight]

I always leave just one ingredient off of any burger I order, as a way to force the restaurant to make me a fresh burger.

Doesn't mean it's fresh dude.

 

[Ben Pierce]

What are you, 5?

Pickles are incredible.

pickle JUICE is, but not so much with the pickles.

 

[Darko]

Wrong. Tomatoes are incredible.

I HATE tomatoes (on burgers). Fuck pickles.

 

[Greatness Gone]

AND YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE? When Burger King puts fucking vegetables on your hot ass burger, and they get all soggy. WTF?

 

[Chris R]

I always leave just one ingredient off of any burger I order, as a way to force the restaurant to make me a fresh burger.

Don't worry, it will be fresh, and there will be an extra, special ingredient in the one you took offs place :lol

 

[nyong]

signed

I'll second tomatoes too. I love my onions, though.

 

[Dagon]

Wrong. Tomatoes are incredible.

I think you meant inedible.

 

[«þ»]

McDonalds make burgers to order now in Australia, so just bloody ask them and stop whinging VOOK!

 

[VOOK]

I always leave just one ingredient off of any burger I order, as a way to force the restaurant to make me a fresh burger.

Not a bad idea that...

AND YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE? When Burger King puts fucking vegetables on your hot ass burger, and they get all soggy. WTF?

This is true, no Tomatoes or Lettuce in Burgers - Tastes like crap all soggy and warm.

McDonalds make burgers to order now in Australia, so just bloody ask them and stop whinging VOOK!

This is false, they always say "Go to the waiting bay!"

 

[Dead]

Pickles on any burger = disgusting

 

[Red Scarlet]

McDonalds make burgers to order now in Australia, so just bloody ask them and stop whinging VOOK!

:lol owned.

 

[Ferrio]

I always leave just one ingredient off of any burger I order, as a way to force the restaurant to make me a fresh burger.

When I worked at mcdonalds our burgers were made as they were ordered. The meat though was always left in bins precooked.

So the burgers were assembled fresh, but they were never.... made fresh.

 

[VOOK]

:lol owned.

No not owned, because they still tell you to go to the waiting bay.

 

[Red Scarlet]

So you'd wait either way.

You're used to waiting though!

 

[PS2 KID]

Pickles in burgers really suck. I mean they don't even complement the flavor of the meat. It's like it's there to ruin of the taste of the burger. Don't even think about putting a pickle in my burger.

 

[Rorschach]

The meat though was always left in bins precooked.

That's so nasty.

 

[VOOK]

You're used to waiting though!

owned

 

[chickensoup]

Pickles on any burger = perfection

Fixed. The pickle is the reason a McDonalds cheeseburger tastes so great.

 

[Tornado Condor]

Or how about you stop bitching and just remove the fucking pickles...

It takes like 2 seconds to do that

 

[Staccat0]

They include them because they are better that way.

Pickle haters can all get on a boat with the people who hate bread crust, crunchy peanut butter and onion rings and then sail into the artic ocean and sink to the bottom. When they awake in hell, or wherever, let whoever is in charge inform them why they died/lost and sort out the shit from the shittier (ex. people who hate crunchy peanut butter sit next to rapists and pedophiles in hell)

If you cant understand that a pickle makes a burger better... well sir, i hate your fucking guts.




*pretends he's not 100% serious*

 

[Windu]

yes they should. Don't punish me if you don't like pickles, freak.

 

[Hitokage]

Lettuce = Awesome on burgers
Tomatoes = Awesome on burgers
Pickles = Awesome on burgers
Onions = Awesome in moderation

Why do people gotta hate?

 

[VOOK]

Or how about you stop bitching and just remove the fucking pickles...

It takes like 2 seconds to do that

1. You get your hands dirty

2. You can still taste it!

3. You wreck the sanctity of the Burger

 

[Red Scarlet]

owned

Low blow, sorry.

Pickle haters can all get on a boat with the people who hate bread crust, crunchy peanut butter and onion rings and then sail into the artic ocean and sink to the bottom.

What if you only dislike 1 of those 3?

 

[SIP YEK NOD]

I always leave just one ingredient off of any burger I order, as a way to force the restaurant to make me a fresh burger.

You can do the same with fries, just ask for them without salt, and get them to throw some salt in the bag.

 

[Greatness Gone]

Lettuce = Awesome on burgers
Tomatoes = Awesome on burgers
Pickles = Awesome on burgers
Onions = Awesome in moderation

Why do people gotta hate?

Bolded - Lettuce is awesome when a thick piece is put on your burger. When a thin ass piece is put on it, IT GETS ALL FUCKING SOGGY.

Underlined - :lol

 

[Hitokage]

Hater

 

[Red Scarlet]

I've never really liked lettuce very much, but mostly I think it's because they'll throw a ton of if onto stuff (like Taco Bell) instead of the better stuff.

 

[Cianalas]

Pickles are awesome. Tomatoes are vile on burgers. The mucous substance that the seeds are suspended in is what ruins everything. I also hate what I've come to know as 'grease bun'. It occurs when a fresh burger patty is placed directly on to the bun (usually untoasted) without any chance for the excess grease to drain away. The grease soaks into the bun completely changing what was before a nice firm bun into something akin to orca phlegm.

 

[Greatness Gone]

This is OT, but now that Red Scarlet mentioned it; WTF IS UP WITH ALL THE TACO CHAINS NOT PUTTING ANY FUCKING CHEESE ON MY TACOS?

And yes, I know I bitch about everything. :lol

 

[Rorschach]

"Is that with everything?"

Hell fucking yes!

Lettuce = Awesome on burgers
Tomatoes = Awesome on burgers
Pickles = Awesome on burgers
Onions = Awesome in moderation

Why do people gotta hate?

If he's talking about McDonald's cheeseburgers, none of that is available on them 'cept for pickles (and maybe a microscopic sprinkling of diced things that are supposed to pass for onions). Those things look so nasty when you open them up. Shitty looking patty with two rubbery pickle slices lying on some ketchup.

 

[VOOK]

Low blow, sorry.

Eh it's true.

People saying Lettuce is crap I agree with too, But this is a Pickle thread must take care of one Evil thing in Burgers at a time...

 

[Hitokage]

If he's talking about McDonald's cheeseburgers, none of that is available on them 'cept for pickles (and maybe a sprinkling of diced things that are supposed to pass for onions). Those things look so nasty when you open them up. Shitty looking patty with two rubbery pickle slices lying on some ketchup.

Oh, I understand that, and I know there isn't much one can do to save a McD's burger, but I was speaking generally.

 

[chickensoup]

If he's talking about McDonald's cheeseburgers, none of that is available on them 'cept for pickles (and maybe a microscopic sprinkling of diced things that are supposed to pass for onions). Those things look so nasty when you open them up. Shitty looking patty with two rubbery pickle slices lying on some ketchup.

And yet they taste so good. Go figure.

 

[VOOK]

Oh, I understand that, and I know there isn't much one can do to save a McD's burger, but I was speaking generally.

Yeah they don't taste as good as homemade ones, but they shouldn't taste more shit because of a damn pickle.

 

[Staccat0]

Low blow, sorry.



What if you only dislike 1 of those 3?

Which do you dislike?

 

[Hitokage]

VOOK: Hater

 

[iamblades]

Hot pickles taste like ass, so they stay off the burger.

I love tomatoes, but they just make the bread soggy, so they get the boot as well. Condiments have the same problem. I hate soggy bread.

Lettuce is ok, but doesn't bring much to the party. Onions have to be cooked, ie. white castle. Raw onions are meh.

So generally a cheeseburger to me is meat cheese and bread. Any kind of sandwich really. The sandwich is an ideal transportation vehicle for meat and cheese, not so much for veggies.

 

[Hitokage]

Hot pickles taste like ass, so they stay off the burger.

I love tomatoes, but they just make the bread soggy, so they get the boot as well. Condiments have the same problem. I hate soggy bread.

Lettuce is ok, but doesn't bring much to the party. Onions have to be cooked, ie. white castle. Raw onions are meh.

So generally a cheeseburger to me is meat cheese and bread. Any kind of sandwich really. The sandwich is an ideal transportation vehicle for meat and cheese, not so much for veggies.

Don't use shitty bread.

 

[VOOK]

VOOK: Hater

Yeah I hate pickles,

 

[Red Scarlet]

Which do you dislike?

The back crust of a sandwich.