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[John Kowalski]

Then the dream would become a reality. (I am kidding of course)

Well.

No worse than Hitler i say.

 

[Flying Toaster]

Well.

No worse than Hitler i say.

That is a little extreme.

 

[sweetvar26]

If only this was first post.

Would have been just perfect, haha.

 

[Frost_Ace]

Ok now I wanna try snorting some cheese

 

[John Kowalski]

That is a little extreme.

Sorry, but there is some serious ironing going on here.

We chill.

 

[WarMacheen]

Not at all... If I was into some fetish shit, I would put one of those models in a bathtub full of ice for half an hour then tell her not to make any noise as I gently make love to her frigid quiet body... since she is skeleton skinny and that was my fetish.

Mind you that is not my fetish but just saying.

 

[Yekshemesh]

Fucking christ, this guy is a real life cartoon character at this point.

 

[Vanillalite]

Not at all... If I was into some fetish shit, I would put one of those models in a bathtub full of ice for half an hour then tell her not to make any noise as I gently make love to her frigid quiet body... since she is skeleton skinny and that was my fetish.

Mind you that is not my fetish but just saying.

Then the dream would become a reality. (I am kidding of course)

Why do I imagine flying Toaster staring at that pic going...

 

[Flying Toaster]

Why do I imagine flying Toaster staring at that pic going...

All I am trying to say is super skinny chicks need love to. Also why complain about her arm size... I mean she is doing coke off of a crappy pizza there is more to complain about than arms being skinny.

 

[akira28]

No way they're going to eat that pizza.

 

[Slowdive]

Hahaha.

 

[TAJ]

I call bullshit. If they can afford that much coke then can get a pizza that looks better than a Djorno.

Money spent on pizza is money that can't be spent on coke. Where are your priorities, man?

 

[umop_3pisdn]

Who eats while doing cocaine?

 

[Kirlia]

Wow.

Spoiler

Also, any thread that uses YOLO in its very title needs to die a very painful death.

 

[Izayoi]

All I am trying to say is super skinny chicks need love to. Also why complain about her arm size... I mean she is doing coke off of a crappy pizza there is more to complain about than arms being skinny.

I would make love to a super skinny chick.

Sharp knees will never stop me!

Spoiler

Preferably alive, if possible.

 

[Flying Toaster]

I would make love to a super skinny chick.

Sharp knees will never stop me!

Preferably she would be alive, though.

And cold and quiet... bath of ice.

 

[grosvenor_92]

Haha perfect. Don't mean to derail the thread but he shouldn't be re-elected.

 

[Winterfang]

I always wanted to bang a pregnant woman, like went the boobs are big and the body still looks fine. But it's mostly to do with my hatred of condoms.

 

[Foaloal]

Here's the original image:

Dunno what the point of this thread was.

Edit: Woah nipple. Didn't notice that at first. It's just high fashion though, right?

 

[Flying Toaster]

I always wanted to bang a pregnant woman, like went the boobs are big and the body still looks fine. But it's mostly to do with my hatred of condoms.

What type of pizza would you have with that preggo sex?

 

[Flying Toaster]

Here's the original image:



Dunno what the point of this thread was.

The point of this thread was to use YOLO in the title.

 

[kehs]

Not at all... If I was into some fetish shit, I would put one of those models in a bathtub full of ice for half an hour then tell her not to make any noise as I gently make love to her frigid quiet body... since she is skeleton skinny and that was my fetish.

Mind you that is not my fetish but just saying.

I like knowing where this comes from, because it makes the post even funnier.

 

[WoolyNinja]

Reply of the year so far! Just perfect

 

[Smokey]

Not at all... If I was into some fetish shit, I would put one of those models in a bathtub full of ice for half an hour then tell her not to make any noise as I gently make love to her frigid quiet body... since she is skeleton skinny and that was my fetish.

Mind you that is not my fetish but just saying.

 

[Mutanthands]

Here's the original image:



Dunno what the point of this thread was.

Edit: Woah nipple. Didn't notice that at first. It's just high fashion though, right?

It's like the absolute opposite of sexy. Uggggh.

 

[Blearth]

I actually expected baby chickens.

 

[Fenderputty]

Who eats while doing cocaine?

This. I was hoping this reply would have been sooner.

 

[Winterfang]

What type of pizza would you have with that preggo sex?

Ham & Corn Pizza.

 

[Sub_Level]

I actually expected baby chickens.

Fucking get with the new meta

 

[Izayoi]

And cold and quiet... bath of ice.

Quiet is cool and all, but cold is just a step too far for me I think...

Not to say that I wouldn't be down to try it if she's into that or whatever but something tells me those ladies are few and far between.

 

[Santerestil]

Woah nipple. Didn't notice that at first. It's just high fashion though, right?

Well, and I thinked this thread would be closed for Flying Toaster fetish!

 

[Jimmyfenix]

My man!

 

[Red Mage]

It's sugar, not cocaine.

There was a kid in my middle school who'd snort sugar to "look cool." He ended up needing surgery.

 

[RumblingRosco]

Chick? Check.
Pizza? Probably, just look at the guy, check.
Cocaine? You fucking know it, check.

 

[Flying Toaster]

Chick? Check.
Pizza? Probably, just look at the guy, check.
Cocaine? You fucking know it, check.

Ford needs his own reality TV series... put him in Hollywood let him hang out with Lohan and other fallen child stars and introduce the playboy mansion.

 

[Gordon0Freeman]

Hahahahha wow

 

[botty]

air

 

[Pila]

Mmmh.

Sure, I get it.

 

[kess]

 

[Valnen]

The EU says it is not real.

Well whatever the EU says it's still tasty on pizza and pasta.

 

[Silky]

Not at all... If I was into some fetish shit, I would put one of those models in a bathtub full of ice for half an hour then tell her not to make any noise as I gently make love to her frigid quiet body... since she is skeleton skinny and that was my fetish.

Mind you that is not my fetish but just saying.

BRUH...

All I am trying to say is super skinny chicks need love to. Also why complain about her arm size... I mean she is doing coke off of a crappy pizza there is more to complain about than arms being skinny.

SMGDH

 

[Regulus Tera]

...I don't get it.

 

[Flying Toaster]

...I don't get it.

Whats not to get...

Picture of two chicks snorting coke on a pizza that turns out to be an edited picture that really is a shirt...

Rob Ford running in a building and tackling a woman

A fetish is born

 

[Valhelm]

The woman on the right isn't even that thin. You guys are weird.

 

[Flying Toaster]

The woman on the right isn't even that thin. You guys are weird.

What do you think is thin? I mean if we are going for averages across a country, lets pick America for this question. Do you think she is not thin compared to the average American citizen?

 

[John Kowalski]

...I don't get it.

It represents the metaphorical coalescence of two apparently separate evils that affect modern contemporary American society, and the demographic used to transmit the message implies the notion that evil always befells the beauty which modern contemporary American society seeks to forcefully obtain.

 

[Regulus Tera]

Whats not to get...

Picture of two chicks snorting coke on a pizza that turns out to be an edited picture that really is a shirt...

Rob Ford running in a building and tackling a woman

A fetish is born

I guess everyone is entitled to their fetishes.

It represents the metaphorical coalescence of two apparently separate evils that affect modern contemporary American society, and the demographic used to transmit the message implies the notion that evil always befells the beauty which modern contemporary American society seeks to forcefully obtain.

Now you have my attention.

 

[Izayoi]

The woman on the right isn't even that thin. You guys are weird.

Not that thin? Maybe if you make a habit of knocking around crack whores, or visit the third world on a regular basis...

Being that thin is not healthy. It looks like I could snap her arm with one hand.

(Pretty cute face regardless though, would throat fuck/10.)

 

[Flying Toaster]

Not that thin? Maybe if you make a habit of knocking around crack whores, or visit the third world on a regular basis...

Being that thin is not healthy. It looks like I could snap her arm with one hand.

(Pretty cute face regardless though, would throat fuck/10.)

Gone from necrophilia to facial fucking in only 97 posts.

 

[NewFresh]

Gone from necrophilia to facial fucking in only 97 posts.

Slipping.