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Chihuahuas make me feel irrationally angry
- Thread starter QuantumSquid
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LookAtMeGo
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I've never met anyone who owned a chihuahua who didnt love them. I used to not like small dogs. I hated chihuahuas. Then I got in a relationship with someone who had one and I was his daddy for a long ass time and they became one of my favorite breeds.
Infinite_Daremo
Member
Woah buddy let's not say something we'll regret
Patrick S.
Banned
Cute, an Ewok!
Pyroclastic
Banned
small dog rankings
shihtzus, jack russells > corgis - quality little small doggers
chihuahuas, pugs, daschunds - absolute wastes of space who I wouldn't care if they died out. pugs are just dumb but the other two are legit nasty bastards
shihtzus, jack russells > corgis - quality little small doggers
chihuahuas, pugs, daschunds - absolute wastes of space who I wouldn't care if they died out. pugs are just dumb but the other two are legit nasty bastards
QuantumSquid
Member
You would step on my dog? My fucking dog?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
He states twice in his post that he would never hurt any creature.
Also your dog is ugly.
Oh come on! Who can hate a pug?! They're dumbasses, yes, but the most loveable a dumbass can be. They're basically the private pile of dogs. They're silly and more than a little stupid, but they got heart! And that's all that matters :')
I totally get the big dog plight, though. Raised in the rural south I've always had big dogs, but my mother had a pug once that while was the dumbest dog I've ever had by a factor of 5, just loved everyone and was such a nice animal you couldn't hate the poor thing if you tried.
Pops Maellard
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lvl99 Pixel
Member
The dog equivalent to the munted people from The Hills have Eyes.
Only more inbred.
hes right, their anatomy is straight up deformed
to the point where they have breed specific brain disorders because of it....
good job, humans.
Only more inbred.
hes right, their anatomy is straight up deformed
to the point where they have breed specific brain disorders because of it....
good job, humans.
First, this is what they say
"I sometimes fantasize about how I would "accidentally" step on them on my way out, splintering their spine under the sole of my shoe, while they pathetically whine."
So, yeah, he would never hurt an animal but he fantasizes, HIS WORDS, about killing a small animal.
Also, my dog is a beautiful creature that helped defeat the Empire.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Those beasts have no reason to exist
QuantumSquid
Member
Are people with fetishes that are frowned upon by society awful people even if they never act upon those desires?
Something about the way they look just irritates me. Not all of them, though.
Take this chihuahua for example:
I have no issues with this one. It's a cool color, and it doesn't look like its eyes are about to pop out of its head.
I feel like if a chihuahua started barking at me and tried to bite my leg, I would have an incredibly difficult time resisting the urge to punt it over the nearest fence. I would never actually do that, because I'm not a monster, but they seem less like dogs and more like rats to me.
It's not like all small/toy dogs make me feel this way, either; pomeranians are small and I think they're fucking sweet.
What's wrong with me, GAF? Am I alone in this?
I'm dog racist too, I hate these shit rat dogs, even the one you don't mind displeases me by its very existence
I think the only small dog I don't mind are Corgis
YesNOnoNOYes
Member
all kinds of dog sizes and breeds are fine. the onus are on the owner :<
my new doggo says hi to all the dog lovers in the thread
pls dont be so unnecessarily mean to particular dog breeds. most dogs are creatures of love. hatred of animals who are mostly helpless without their human owners makes me sads ; __ ;
click to make pic biggu
my new doggo says hi to all the dog lovers in the thread
pls dont be so unnecessarily mean to particular dog breeds. most dogs are creatures of love. hatred of animals who are mostly helpless without their human owners makes me sads ; __ ;
click to make pic biggu
lvl99 Pixel
Member
fuck no theyre not
toy dogs have so many potential health issues they shouldn't be bred for the sake of being a gimmick. Adopt some poor dog on death row at a shelter instead.
Not OP but at least Chihuahuas aren't bred to be unhealthy like Pugs.
Astral Dog
Member
Im starting to dislike big dogs my niece has one (husky i think) and stayed a few days she looks beautiful but jesus Christ is she dumb as a rock and poops like a monster.
YesNOnoNOYes
Member
big dogs has more environmental carbon footprints since they eat more and poop more.
and there are more big dogs being dumped and abandoned at the shelters
people loves the looks of huskies but most people do not know how to handle / care for them. so there's LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS of big dogs at the shelters. it's saaaaaad.i love big dogs and smalls.
im not saying that all breeds are 'genetically' fine, but im saying the dogs who are already here and alive needs love NOT prejudice and hatred
i dont condone the selective breeding for weird 'aesthetic' purposes, but hating small breed irrationally is NOT my approach to the matter
Yeah, I hate them. Knew a woman with one when we were small and people flat out refused to visit her house because it would never stop yapping at people, ever. Never, ever got comfortable with anyone but its owner, and would nip and children.
Now my neighbours have one and I can't lie, I do fantasise about killing it. It's such a nuisance that we had a strata meeting about the fucking thing. I couldn't believe I wasn't the one who started the meeting, I must have the patience of a saint.
If I put on music, it starts barking for 20 minutes. If I open my front door, it starts barking for 20 minutes. If I make basically any noise in my house at all that it can sense through the shared wall, it goes off. And if I can see it, it's shaking and trembling and it's not clear whether it's full of hate or fear, it's just a nasty little creature.
If my neighbours weren't gone for 8 months a year I would have voted for the 'no dogs' clause, but since they're not I suck it up.
Now my neighbours have one and I can't lie, I do fantasise about killing it. It's such a nuisance that we had a strata meeting about the fucking thing. I couldn't believe I wasn't the one who started the meeting, I must have the patience of a saint.
If I put on music, it starts barking for 20 minutes. If I open my front door, it starts barking for 20 minutes. If I make basically any noise in my house at all that it can sense through the shared wall, it goes off. And if I can see it, it's shaking and trembling and it's not clear whether it's full of hate or fear, it's just a nasty little creature.
If my neighbours weren't gone for 8 months a year I would have voted for the 'no dogs' clause, but since they're not I suck it up.
lvl99 Pixel
Member
big dogs has more environmental carbon footprints since they eat more and poop more.
and there are more big dogs being dumped and abandoned at the shelters
i love big dogs and smalls.
im not saying that all breeds are 'genetically' fine, but im saying the dogs who are already here and alive needs love NOT prejudice and hatred
i dont condone the selective breeding for weird 'aesthetic' purposes, but hating small breed irrationally is NOT my approach to the matter
You specifically stated that all breeds are fine, not really about already existing dogs being treated well. I dont think anyone would tell you otherwise?
BudokaiMR2
Member
I have the same problem with pugs.
The just seem like a goddamn evolutionary dead end with all their wheezing and farting and stupid lookin faces.
The just seem like a goddamn evolutionary dead end with all their wheezing and farting and stupid lookin faces.
You're perfectly normal OP.
It's well known that tiny dogs are freak creations of selfish people who decided "I want a pet that annoys everyone around me while also fitting in my pocket".
Then again, almost all dog breeds are freak creations. Corgis are adorable though. And Germen Shepherds. Pretty much all medium to large sized dogs are good.
I agree with OP, Chihuahuas with that little rat face are the worst. Nothing about them is adorable or sensible, their entire existence is a mystery to me.
It's well known that tiny dogs are freak creations of selfish people who decided "I want a pet that annoys everyone around me while also fitting in my pocket".
Then again, almost all dog breeds are freak creations. Corgis are adorable though. And Germen Shepherds. Pretty much all medium to large sized dogs are good.
I agree with OP, Chihuahuas with that little rat face are the worst. Nothing about them is adorable or sensible, their entire existence is a mystery to me.
YesNOnoNOYes
Member
yeah i mean all breeds (who are living) are fine. like i said, the onus is more on their owners (because i mean they must be alive and cared for by someone)
(since we're not talking about wild dogs and dingos and jackals)
CrackPebbles
Member
Chihuahuas are sweet.
I can't think of a single dog breed i dislike though, they're all cute in their own way.
I can't think of a single dog breed i dislike though, they're all cute in their own way.
It's quite incredible how we managed to degenerate a wolf into something like a chihuahua over a couple thousand years.
Some big dogs have potential health issues too sadly. I think the best is to get a mutt instead of a pure-breed.
Some big dogs have potential health issues too sadly. I think the best is to get a mutt instead of a pure-breed.
One of the sadder parts of growing up as a dog lover was definitely finding out pugs are a sweet but deformed doggo abomination with numerous in built health problems.
Same with exotic shorthair persian cats I believe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jeg3QM1Ysq8
So much cuteness but at what cost?
lvl99 Pixel
Member
One of the sadder parts of growing up as a dog lover was definitely finding out pugs are a sweet but deformed doggo abomination with numerous in built health problems.
Same with exotic shorthair persian cats I believe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jeg3QM1Ysq8
So much cuteness but at what cost?
munchkin cats are pretty weird, but at least they dont seem to have health problems because of it.
QuantumSquid
Member
Love my Chihuahua, wouldn't change him for any other breed. Funniest dog I've ever had, and he's super smart: learns whatever you need to teach him almost instantly.
Love you Tuco. ❤️
That's a nice picture, aside from the prominently featured chihuahua balls.
Askherserenity
Member
Why hate any dog breed? Fuck you.
sleepnaught
Member
Chihuahuas are one of the best breeds imo if you own them, but also my most hated if they're someone else's.
gutter_trash
Banned
I don't hate them but they do look scrawny and fragile
it's okay to hate pitbulls or any stupid fight dog breed
Askherserenity
Member
Yeah, all those dogs who set up those awful dog fighting rings should be murdered.
lvl99 Pixel
Member
what
you dislike that certain breeds are a thing without wanting the actual dogs to die...
secretanchitman
Member
100% agreed OP, theyÂ’re absolutely terrible dogs and are the only dog breed I donÂ’t care for.
It also doesnÂ’t help that most of the Chihuahuas IÂ’ve seen and been around with just fucking bark at everything and are ultra aggressive.
It also doesnÂ’t help that most of the Chihuahuas IÂ’ve seen and been around with just fucking bark at everything and are ultra aggressive.
One time my neighbor's dog, a dachshund, ran into my house and beat up my dog and cat and attacked me. Eh.
Omega Kirby
Member
My Shih Tzu disagrees
old manatee
Banned
I met a Chihuahuas that was always making eye contact no matter where I looked.
Osukaa
Member
. Truth
Only if you're a jackass.
Imperfected
Member
One of my grandmothers absolutely loved her chihuahuas. I always found them to be neurotic, irritable, and virtually incapable of exercising any form of self-control. They did a lot of stuff that probably would have gotten them put down if they were large enough dogs to actually pose a serious threat.
I almost feel like they're aware of that last part on some dim, instinctively assholish level, as if they think they're the Die Hard villains of dogs.
I almost feel like they're aware of that last part on some dim, instinctively assholish level, as if they think they're the Die Hard villains of dogs.
Kite
Member
lol this thread is funny, swap Chihuahuas for certain skin colors/ethnic groups and this thread would be a graveyard. The buzz words are all there, never met a good one, they are all unpleasant, hope they all die. Opinions on little dogs don't matter, but it is funny to see.
Anyhow I know people who say the same about so-called dangerous dogs like Rotts and Pittbulls, hell I used to think the same about cats, that they're dangerous or assholes. With dogs it really is up to the owners and how they raise em.
Anyhow I know people who say the same about so-called dangerous dogs like Rotts and Pittbulls, hell I used to think the same about cats, that they're dangerous or assholes. With dogs it really is up to the owners and how they raise em.
Cotton McKnight
Member
Something about the way they look just irritates me. Not all of them, though.
Take this chihuahua for example:
I have no issues with this one. It's a cool color, and it doesn't look like its eyes are about to pop out of its head.
I feel like if a chihuahua started barking at me and tried to bite my leg, I would have an incredibly difficult time resisting the urge to punt it over the nearest fence. I would never actually do that, because I'm not a monster, but they seem less like dogs and more like rats to me.
It's not like all small/toy dogs make me feel this way, either; pomeranians are small and I think they're fucking sweet.
What's wrong with me, GAF? Am I alone in this?
Don't worry OP, my chi makes me irrationally angry at times too.
"Dammit Stella, I just asked you if you had to go outside and you ignored me, I sit down and you start whining at the back door!"
"Dammit Stella, that is a truck going by outside, it's not the UPS guy here to murder!"
"Dammit Stella, the nurse is just trying to hand you back to me, you didn't have to put two punctures all the way through my hand!"
"Dammit Stella, it's just you're flea preventative treatment!"
"Dammit Stella, it's 5am and no the neighborhood is not appreciative of your rooster like qualities"
But, I do like my dog quite a bit, she's smaller than the cats and narcs on them whenever they're getting into things in the kitchen.
She always greets my son when he's waking up.
Follows me all over the back yard when I'm working on the pool, or gardening.
Is always happy to see any of us when we come in the garage door.
I grew up a cat person, so when I married my wife and she said, "I need a dog" and I denied her with 2 cats over the 1st 5 years of marriage she was pretty stoked to get Stella, until our son came along.
Poor Stella was forgotten when Noah showed up, she had to adapt. Stella finally gave me the chance, a cat person, and is now my tri-color shadow.
Good dog Stella.
