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Botolf said:
I third a voting on turning the thread into a C&H appreciation thread, and the utter banishment of the shitty fan edit.

The strip really did end in the perfect way possible.
Oh come on. The fan edit was good in how it commented on the stupid "drug your kids up!1!1!" mentality of our society.
 
Lost Fragment said:
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Dare I ask what Buttercup looks like now? Or Maid Marion from Robin Hood: Men in Tights?

Then again, it isn't fair to show what happened to people in the meantime. Look at the original John Connor. Look at Audrey Hepburn (before she died).
 
Schrade said:
Oh come on. The fan edit was good in how it commented on the stupid "drug your kids up!1!1!" mentality of our society.
... yet horrendously bad in how it totally borked over the comic's fiction, and also horrendously bad in how some people think it's the real last strip.

Graaaaaar
 
viciouskillersquirrel said:
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Dare I ask what Buttercup looks like now? Or Maid Marion from Robin Hood: Men in Tights?

Then again, it isn't fair to show what happened to people in the meantime. Look at the original John Connor. Look at Audrey Hepburn (before she died).
You need not worry - Buttercup could still get it.

EDIT:
I have to admit I thought that senior pic was a joke as well. lol
 
viciouskillersquirrel said:
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Dare I ask what Buttercup looks like now? Or Maid Marion from Robin Hood: Men in Tights?

Then again, it isn't fair to show what happened to people in the meantime. Look at the original John Connor. Look at Audrey Hepburn (before she died).
Robin Wright Penn (she married Sean Penn) looks just fine. Still can't believe how badly Carey has aged.
 
Botolf said:
The strip really did end in the perfect way possible.

I realize I'm in the minority, but this huge C&H fan never liked the final strip. The dialogue is ham-handed and corny, doesn't sound anything like Calvin, and telegraphs the "FINAL STRIP BYE EVERYONE" through the whole thing. Always felt like a cop-out to me that reads as far too self-aware and precious. I think if the "Isn't it wonderful?" line wasn't there, it would work a lot better. I can't picture Calvin (or really anyone) saying that convincingly.
 
MattKeil said:
I realize I'm in the minority, but this huge C&H fan never liked the final strip. The dialogue is ham-handed and corny, doesn't sound anything like Calvin, and telegraphs the "FINAL STRIP BYE EVERYONE" through the whole thing. Always felt like a cop-out to me that reads as far too self-aware and precious. I think if the "Isn't it wonderful?" line wasn't there, it would work a lot better. I can't picture Calvin (or really anyone) saying that convincingly.
Are you only remembering Calvin's cynical moments? It's not out of character for him at all to be, you know, optimistic and eager.
 
Speechless. I'm biting my lips to hold in laughter so I don't wake up everyone else in the house.

Edit: OH shit post deleted, how did I not quote it D: D: D: D:

You guys missed a real doozey of a photoshop :lol :lol
 
Schrade said:
Oh come on. The fan edit was good in how it commented on the stupid "drug your kids up!1!1!" mentality of our society.
And it was shit in that it abused C&H to do it.
 
captmorgan said:
That's not even the worse one. I remember browsing one of Something Awful's "Lets mock these shitty webcomics" threads and one of the shitty webcomics had made a calvin and hobbes parody that... just.... ughhh
 
Cyan said:
And it was shit in that it abused C&H to do it.

But that kind of made it MORE powerful, because Calvin getting drugged would pretty much be the epitome of the failure of the overly drug-based parenting solutions of society.

I don't know the whole story behind it, but I doubt the author of the fan comic wanted it to be taken for the real thing. I think he saw Calvin as the perfect example of the tragedy of over-drugging kids, and I totally agree with him.
 
platypotamus said:
But that kind of made it MORE powerful, because Calvin getting drugged would pretty much be the epitome of the failure of the overly drug-based parenting solutions of society.
Of course it did. Much easier to grab a cultural symbol that everyone recognizes when you want to make a point.

But I believe that Calvin & Hobbes is sacrosanct.

Those who misuse it should be executed! Europe, you will pay!
 
Cyan said:
Of course it did. Much easier to grab a cultural symbol that everyone recognizes when you want to make a point.

But I believe that Calvin & Hobbes is sacrosanct.

Those who misuse it should be executed! Europe, you will pay!

I agree, I just don't think this particular comic is misuse, unlike the fucking peeing Calvin stickers that fill my heart with the rage of 1000 F-14 piloting T-Rexes.
 
As a European, I never knew that C&H was such a big part of many American childhoods. I mean, they made translations of the comics for Europe and I read several of them, but it doesn't have the same nostalgic factor as it seems to have in America. I guess much of the underlying message and charm didn't translate over well to other languages, so it more or less turned into a fairly standard humorous comic over here.

Reading the english version really makes it sound more powerful and interesting. A perfect supplement to any childhood.
 
R0nn said:
As a European, I never knew that C&H was such a big part of many American childhoods. I mean, they made translations of the comics for Europe and I read several of them, but it doesn't have the same nostalgic factor as it seems to have in America. I guess much of the underlying message and charm didn't translate over well to other languages, so it more or less turned into a fairly standard humorous comic over here.

Reading the english version really makes it sound more powerful and interesting. A perfect supplement to any childhood.

I think part of it is that a lot of the other comic strips here suck ass.

But anyway:

http://progressiveboink.com/archive/calvinhobbes.htm

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It's hilarious to see Calvin take a huge shit on the hunting industry's favorite rationalization. This is a prime example of the animal-loving influence that Hobbes has had on Calvin.

Huge kudos to Bill Watterson for graphically murdering a guy in the funny papers.

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This was possibly the first great Calvin and Hobbes strip. Childhood mischief had always been played out by assholes like Dennis the Menace and Jeffy from Family Circus. The difference is that those two were well-meaning retarded kids. It's already been established that Calvin's a smart kid, and here he is just wantonly being an asshole. To see a child genius sit there and nonchalantly bang the shit out of a coffee table is hilarious.

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But in addition to being simply humorous, some of the strips were serious and sad, while others were plain out there. The series did a fantastic job at covering so many aspects of childhood: imagination, wonderment, rebelling against your parents/teachers/those in charge, and learning how to deal with life in general. I don't think there's another comic strip that has successfully done all those things.
 
Calvin & hobbes was big in finland, atleast for me :) (hunting traslated hardcover versions as we speak)
 
Hmm, regarding Calvin & Hobbes, especially some of the things AniHawk posted, while it's amazing that Calvin & Hobbes did all that it did and I love the comic dearly, I think some people need to relax their opinions of it slight, that is to say don't keep putting everything else down because it isn't what C&H is. While the next great comic may not have hit yet, you wouldn't want to miss it because you were clouding yourself and your standards with another great work, would you?
 
For the love of god,dont search pictures of Willie Tanner' from Alf.
Dont do it !!!! Doooooont!
 
Darko said:
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I remember when there was only 150.

Is it true they made a series of pokemon based on household appliances? I heard that and it made me sad inside :(
 
lopaz said:
Is it true they made a series of pokemon based on household appliances? I heard that and it made me sad inside :(

didnt know this, but according to google.

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WHAT THE FUCK!

:l
 
Forkball said:
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I find this sad, actually.

Hobbes - looking back at Calvin with longing, dissatisfied with his current situation

Calvin - oblivious to Hobbes' feelings, thinking he's doing the right thing

Calvin's daughter - happy to have a new imaginary friend, but naive to her friend's longing for her father over her

aerts1js said:
Well not childhood-ruining... I honestly had a few sleepless nights after reading these alone as a kid.

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God, I LOVED that art. That brings up so many memories from my childhood that were actually PLEASANT. I loved scary stories.
 
When I was growing up at home, I'd spend entire afternoons going through my Calvin and Hobbes books. Mom would steal them from me and read them, and we'd die laughing together at 'em.

When I moved away to college, I took my books with me. And for the first Valentine's Day away from home, mom got a big box of new Calvin and Hobbes books in the mail from me. I got a phone call from my sister that afternoon, telling me that Mom had just received her gift, and that she was bawling her eyes out in my old bedroom. The allusions we make to Watterson's comic are like a secret language between the two of us.

Thanks for this thread. Calvin and Hobbes means a lot to me.
(side note: still homesick. Dammit.)
 
Darko said:
didnt know this, but according to google.

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WHAT THE FUCK!

:l

Those aren't separate pokemon, I assume they're just various things "possessed" by Rotom; a ghost/electric pokemon found in a tv. Fuck, how old am I?
 
Manabanana said:
Those aren't separate pokemon, I assume they're just various things "possessed" by Rotom; a ghost/electric pokemon found in a tv. Fuck, how old am I?

I dont even wana know how you know that. :lol
 
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