Phoenix
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I'm seeing hard-core techie porn being made with these things and some dude called the Doctor who just runs around with a scarf.
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Chinese Hospitals Introduce Hands-Free Automatic Sperm Extractor
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I'm seeing hard-core techie porn being made with these things and some dude called the Doctor who just runs around with a scarf.
Sviatoslav
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I for one welcome our new Chinese overlords.
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now with gif
Damn, if it isn't one god-like first reply... hahaha !!!
MisterNugNug
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Um...who in the hell would want to stick their dick into that after someone else just used it?
Lactose_Intolerant
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Rebel Leader
THE POWER OF BUTTERSCOTCH BOTTOMS
Even better.
Rebel Leader
THE POWER OF BUTTERSCOTCH BOTTOMS
criesofthepast
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That hole is way too small. Least for my big dong it is.
Proelite
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It's probably only two inches deep at most.
terrdactycalsrock
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yes, its called a fleshlight and access to the internet
perfectchaos007
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What does the user hold on to? Hopefully they give him a couple bags of silicone to play with
SnakeswithLasers
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Made in China? It'll probably eat your penis, contaminate it with lead and motor oil, then grind it up for pet food and ultimately kill your dog. No thanks.
Here's a pic to show a more accurate size comparison. Looked really small in the gif.
hhahahahaha!
Here's a pic to show a more accurate size comparison. Looked really small in the gif.
I'm in love.
Dreams-Visions
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flawless.
MisterNugNug
Member
I'm going to assume that pink tube is detachable and hopefully, its one use per tube.
Darth Pinche
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Post 56? Should have been first reply.
RiccochetJ
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I await the future thread when that thing violently malfunctions.
EdibleExplosives
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If I lived in China, I'd be donating sperm all the time.
orientalNoodle
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i hope they have more options for the type of hole and color variation.
AndresON777
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yes. In 3d
throwawayname
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Kickstart that shit to bring it to the west. GO!
$2,800 each
$2,800 each
Secret Fawful
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Little did the Chinese know this invention would bring hundreds if not thousands of Americans to their shores. Within fifty years the Chinese wouldn't be Asian anymore.
Grimm Fandango
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it's very expandable.
SolidusDave
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...so what exactly needed to be improved?
Not enough people donating sperm for money?
Many donors can't manage to cum by masturbation?
Lot's of development costs, hospital needs to buy them as well as maintain them (like exchanging the pink tube hopefully). I don't see the benefit.
Seems this thing misses it's market. Home users would be all over it, just shape it like some sex robot or real doll and you're good.
...so what exactly needed to be improved?
Not enough people donating sperm for money?
Many donors can't manage to cum by masturbation?
Lot's of development costs, hospital needs to buy them as well as maintain them (like exchanging the pink tube hopefully). I don't see the benefit.
Seems this thing misses it's market. Home users would be all over it, just shape it like some sex robot or real doll and you're good.
I assume the real R&D went into the actual collection process. I mean it isn't like motorized masturbaters don't already exist.
Darth Pinche
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No, they will be placed on bus and train stops throughout the city.
shadyspace
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There is no dude alive who wouldn't put his dick in that thing.
I wouldn't.
You would.
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