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Chris-Chan's house burned down

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TheRedSnifit said:
He also believes that Axe is a suitable substitute for showering. Hygiene.
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And that only heterosexuals should be allowed to use it, due to how it's marketed to get chicks.

EDIT: Hahaha, I JUST realized what I said was what you were replying to. Crazy. Wasn't there something else he used that he felt should only be used by a select few?
 
I think AXE is a bit awful.

I've always attracted the opposite sex with showering. Right now, I'm using unscented DOVE bar soap, Suave "Deep Cleaning Peppermint" shampoo, and original scented Old Spice bar deodorant. That, and having a decent personality, is what works for me.
 
Opinionatedfish said:
I think AXE is a bit awful.

I've always attracted the opposite sex with showering. Right now, I'm using unscented DOVE bar soap, Suave "Deep Cleaning Peppermint" shampoo, and original scented Old Spice bar deodorant. That, and having a decent personality, is what works for me.
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Hmm. I'll check out that Old Spice stuff, but I'm not sure where I can obtain a "personality".
 
Foffy said:
EDIT: Hahaha, I JUST realized what I said was what you were replying to. Crazy. Wasn't there something else he used that he felt should only be used by a select few?
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He believes women should only be used by him, for one. He also believes that straight people should be the only ones not in concentration camps or not "dying in explosions".
 
Man, people who don't know Chris-chan. You're missing out on some QUALITY reading, ladies and gents.

BobbyRobby said:
fuck, this dude was just made to suffer.

he's the king of the internet as far as I'm concerned. nobody is more intriguing.
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Tied with Ullillia, imo.
 
Homeboy is on iTunes too.

https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/so-need-a-cute-girl-single/id764757638

Hey, look at me
I'm sitting here sad and lonely
Without a fire
But a desire
To not hear you say
I have a Boyfriend

And I see the Ladies
Walking along one by one
And I never wanna hear
I have a Boyfriend

Tell me why
I'm stuck as a Virgin with Rage
Tell me why
I so need a cute Girl my age
Tell me why
I aint never wanna hear you say
I have a Boyfriend

And I have no fire
But a Desire
To not hear you say
I have a Boyfriend

Tell me why
I'm stuck as a Virgin with Rage
Tell me why
I still need a cute Girl my age
Tell me why
I aint never wanna hear you say
I have a Boyfriend

Why do all of the JERKS
Get all of the Pretty Girls
Yeah
You may not notice
But I want you to know
That I am a lonesome Heart

And I have no Fire
But a desire
To not, to Not, to NOT
Hear

Stuck as a Virgin with Rage
So need a cute Girl my Age
I never wanna hear you say

I have a Boyfriend
Tell me why
I'm stuck as a Virgin with Rage
Tell me why
I so need a cute girl my Age
I aint never wanna hear You say
I have a Boyfriend

Tell me why
I'm stuck as a Virgin With Rage
I so need a Cute Girl my age
I aint never wanna hear you say
I Have A Boyfriend

NEVER SAY IT NOW
 
After reading all the shit within the thread (Only had a vague knowledge of his existence/acts, wish I was blissful like the rest of you.) I'm certain that his life could provide for an interesting film or at least a good documentary.

It may just add on to his problems, but I'm sure that there's someone out there that would do the material justice and create something that's tasteful to him while also being interesting for film connoisseurs.
 
Tatsumaki Senpuukyaku! said:
this is what his house looks like

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIGTdQhhxCA
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Sweet Jesus. That is a hoarding haven. OH MY GOD THE KITCHEN! THE KITCHEN! THE LIVING ROOM! THE BATHROOM. Good lord. The crazy thing is just how much dirt and stuff builds up underneath clutter. I had some likely-autistic people staying in my basement that I simply had to have move out a couple of weeks ago and I was stunned at how much stuff they had, and how little cleaning was done. The bathroom is just caked in baby powder, and it's a nightmare to clean up without inhaling it.
 
Odd to see people are still following his antics to learn about this. I remember when his comics were first discovered and it was all just fun and games making fun of them. But then some people started interacting with him and thus the infamous 4chan comic was born and from that point in spiralled out of control.

I lost interest in it after that since there was no fun in directly mocking someone like this. It was far better when he was just left to his own devices and did his own thing (like the old comics) but he clearly craved the attention so in some ways both parties were feeding each other. He made himself look even more ridiculous to the trolls and he got the attention.

But honestly when people were putting in more effort than a mean YouTube comment you have to question if those trolls were just as autistic as Chris. They were putting time and planning into getting a random somebody on the Internet to be their puppet with no real benefit. They had become obsessed. So obsessed that it's apparently still going on when most Internet fads have come and gone.
 
Chris Chan is the man, very sorry to hear about the house burning down, local authorities should have brought the hammer down on that place once they were linked to the hoarding videos.
 
Wow, I figured authorities would have tried to de-horde the house a while ago. Loosing everything sucks for sure.

The guy really does need professional help though, perhaps he will get it.
 
Everytime I see this guy's name mentioned his legacy has grown, this guy is one of the weirdest characters on the internet. The sheer amount of personal information that's ludicrously embarrasing yet openly shared is legendary honestly. I also don't get the comparisons to ulilliaallaiaiaia(sp?) Ulllillaiiaia seems odd but harmless and honestly sort of fascinating for a bunch of reasons, chris chan on the other hand is very disturbing and seems like a man child with an overactive yet underdeveloped sexual imagination which has somehow managed to become intertwined with a variety of media aimed at children.
 
RagnarokX said:
Chris is autistic. He's high-functioning in that is able to talk and socialize, but his abilities still aren't nearly up to those of a typically developed person. Autism is a disorder where people have trouble socializing and learning socially acceptable and/or appropriate behaviors, have difficulty reading the emotions and intentions of others and empathizing. Autistic people tend to be very rigid and focus on routines and details and don't like change. Whereas typically developing children will easily pick up on the feelings of others and realize that other people don't like certain behaviors and pick up on and imitate appropriate ways of doing things to get what they want a lot of autistic children have trouble with this.

So Chris has a lot of behaviors that he's learned that aren't socially acceptable or appropriate and that earns him a lot of scorn. He gets trolled for it and because he has trouble reading intentions he falls for it; but he still gets reinforced for his behaviors and nobody teaches him more acceptable alternative behaviors so he just keeps doing those behaviors or getting worse. He suspects people of messing with him, but he has a very hard time figuring out how to tell, and desire for reinforcement makes him lower his guards. To some degree the trolling is reinforcing his behaviors because of the attention and getting rid of the trolls after any incident is essentially reinforcing because in his mind he wins every time.

Losing all of his stuff in a fire likely won't make him have a deep life-changing introspective. He'll most likely have an extinction burst where his behavior will get more intense and his mother and the trolls will probably reinforce it. I really wish he'd get appropriate help because he could be a more successful person with the right teachers. The things people have done to him are really disgusting. I know it's hard, but if his behaviors are annoying the best way to stop them is to just ignore them. Everyone has to be consistent with this, though. Like I said before, even responses that you think are punishing, such as trolling him, might be and likely are reinforcing him. With the internet he's likely to find an hang out with people that reinforce his behaviors, though, so really the best thing for him would be to be isolated from that for a while and be given intensive behavior therapy.

Reading about his life should really evoke sadness. The trolls against him are basically like a boxing match against a physically handicapped person. Autism may be hard to deal with and you don't have to deal with it if you have that luxury but you also don't have to pick on people with a mental disorder. If you have that much time on your hands maybe you could work on helping him and then he'd stop annoying you and his life would be better, but people just get pleasure from watching his reactions and egging him on. Even when does try to get away from it they just coax him back out.
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Most logical and thoughtful post in this thread. My little brother is autistic. People just don't understand how tough it is for them and their family.
By the sounds of it, these trolls are some of most horrible human beings to get enjoyment out of a mentally handicapped person.
 
Chris-Chan's vendetta against SEGA for making Sonic's arms blue in a spin-off just outright pisses me off so much. Of all the things he could be upset over, of all the things he chooses to rebel against, it's the color of a video game character's arms. My God. He's beyond help.

... I also meant to post this in Sonic The Hedgehog OT. Whoops ... Hi!
 
Latest Chris-chan development is that he got arrested again!
This time, he maced a Gamestop employee who stopped him from defacing a Sonic Boom display because his hatred of Sonic's blue arms has driven him that crazy.

Last I heard he made bail, with a hearing set for February.
 
Azurex said:
Chris-Chan's vendetta against SEGA for making Sonic's arms blue in a spin-off just outright pisses me off so much. Of all the things he could be upset over, of all the things he chooses to rebel against, it's the color of a video game character's arms. My God. He's beyond help.
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what's next, analyzing his eye color?
 
I just find it amusing that an autistic manchild in Virginia is more documented than historical figures like Jesus, Muhammed, Shakespeare, Qin Shi Huang, Charlemange, Julius Caesar, Vladimir Lenin, Adolf Hitler, Genghis Khan, Subotai, Saladin, Suleiman put together.
 
I wonder which Gamestop that was.

The closed the hobby shop he was notorious at. I haven't seen him Downtown in a long time, but my visits haven't been that frequent lately.
 
JBourne said:
I wonder which Gamestop that was.

The closed the hobby shop he was notorious at. I haven't seen him Downtown in a long time, but my visits haven't been that frequent lately.
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According to the CWCiki, it was the one in the Charlottesville mall. For the record, he's already been banned from that mall multiple times.
 
Grimløck;96798212 said:
Was expecting a Chinese guy.
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Finaika said:
Was expecting a Japanese guy.
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