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[MrPink93485]

I remembered a cute story of Batista teaching Pratt how to perform a power bomb on Anna. I went looking for a gif, even went to make one... But they didn't really try it after learning.

I just want you all to imagine I had replied with a tasteless .gif of Faris getting Batista Bomb'd by Chris Pratt.

(Real talk though, sorry to hear this.)

BRB, using imagination, since no gifs.

 

[kaname-san]

We tried hard(to ignore all the hot people who want to sleep with us) for a long time, and we’re really disappointed. Our son has two parents who love him very much(just not as much as our exciting careers) and for his sake we want to keep this situation as private as possible moving forward(starting... NOW).

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[MadLaughter]

BRB, using imagination, since no gifs.

 

[norm9]

He's probably been cheating on her for a real long time. I knew it couldn't last once he got in shape.

 

[Dash_Riprock]

If later TMZ leaks pics of him and JLaw together, we know what happened...

 

[Admiral Woofington]

.

You know shit like TMZ exists right? It wouldn't be far fetched that theyd prefer to announce it to the world now and avoid months of

"are they broken up? See the insider pics!"

 

[SatoAilDarko]

Strangely a bummer.

 

[theWB27]

.

Lame

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

But who should I choose to pursue?

 

[jack_package_200]

My mom now has a shoot!

 

[KibblesBits]

This is unfortunate, but not entirely unexpected...

 

[Hero_of_the_Day]

People playing the 'jump to conclussions' game fucking quick tonight.

 

[chefbags]

He's probably been cheating on her for a real long time. I knew it couldn't last once he got in shape.

Lol what.

What are these assumptions of cheating that are out of nowhere?

Are y'all tmz lol

 

[Goofalo]

I don't understand the logic behind blaming JLaw. Maybe it wasn't Vincent D'Onofrio or a computer generated velociraptor.

I'm sorry if this makes no sense, I took my medication then decided to have a beer when I actually can't really process alcohol so well anymore.

 

[bitbydeath]

I am gonna blame Jennifer Lawrence

 

[Dash_Riprock]

Lol what.

What are these assumptions of cheating that are out of nowhere?

Its called human nature.

 

[NomarTyme]

I listen to her podcast, so I wonder if she would talk about it...

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

To my knowledge she and Darren Aronofsky are together

I still find it funny people think because you are with someone means you won't have sex with others.

Being in a relationship with someone doesn't mean they didn't fuck someone else.

 

[HotHamBoy]

Wants to keep situation private

Posts about it on facebook

 

[Strangelove77]

That's a shame. They both seemed like pretty cool people.
Anna Faris actually has a really good podcast. I wonder if it'll keep going after this or not.

 

[NYR]

I know nothing of the situation but would bet money he cheated on her. Only as committed as your options and he is now one of the biggest names in Hollywood.

 

[tearsintherain]

thats a bummer, they always seemed like a cute and cool couple

 

[Joeytj]

Pratt probably changed too much since his times as a chunky, lovable man years ago. That's how Anna knew him.

I had a huge crush on Pratt until recently, when his conservative views have kind of seeped out from time to time. And Anna is pretty liberal.

I don't think tho that their political differences matter to them much, but in the end, they lives probably were too different now.

 

[Jigolo]

Wants to keep situation private

Posts about it on facebook

lol

 

[torre_avenue]

Love is dead. This is worse than it was when Will Arnett and Amy Poehler separated.

Hopefully, this is temporary.

 

[SolidChamp]

Huh, wondered what happened. They always seemed to be a good couple outwardly.

Hollywood happened. It always does.

Celebrity couples are almost never meant to last, with the obvious exceptions.

 

[Admiral Woofington]

Why can't people just grow apart? Not everything needs to be cheating or secret lovers.

 

[NomarTyme]

We still Sarah Michelle Geller and Freddy JR!

 

[LionPride]

Why do people always go to cheating god damn

 

[old manatee]

Wi.ll.ia.m hot off his western The Man With No Taste

 

[nvrndr]

Now she can come to a REAL Chris Pratt 😍😍😍

 

[Mighty Chin]

Pratt probably changed too much since his times as a chunky, lovable man years ago. That's how Anna knew him.

I had a huge crush on Pratt until recently, when his conservative views have kind of seeped out from time to time. And Anna is pretty liberal.

I don't think tho that their political differences matter to them much, but in the end, they lives probably were too different now.

Wrong. She was with him was he was young and skinny. He got fat later.

 

[norm9]

We still Sarah Michelle Geller and Freddy JR!

This proved true love doesn't exist.

Why do people always go to cheating god damn

Because it's the obvious truth in most cases.

 

[f0lken]

I mean, their chemistry is palpable, they are both hot superstars in the top of their careers and they seemed to spent a lot of time together during Passengers when not filming

 

[jack_package_200]

TIL one of my all time favorite filmmakers Darren Aronofsky is now dating Jennifer Lawrence.

Good for him. I imagine his wife leaving him for Daniel fucking Craig was a bitter pill to swallow.

 

[spindashing]

I wish them and their son well.

 

[clay_ghost]

He is barely at home with the back to back GotG 2, Avengers iw1 and 2 and JW filming plus promotion right?

Not surprised that they broke off if they barely see each other.

 

[BlueTsunami]

She legit wanted him to be fat.

This is my some speculation. Pratt needed to go home and be a family a man.

 

[Nemesis121]

Why do people always go to cheating god damn

Because the number 1 reason for divorce is cheating..

 

[Angelus Errare]

They should have gotten marriage counseling from Will and Jada

 

[cartographer]

TIL one of my all time favorite filmmakers Darren Aronofsky is now dating Jennifer Lawrence.

Good for him. I imagine his wife leaving him for Daniel fucking Craig was a bitter pill to swallow.

Rachel Weisz probably showed up to see Black Swan being filmed one day and noped the fuck out that marriage.

Good movie, but I get it.

 

[GeoNeo]

I'd guess hot Chris Pratt happened and women around the world were at him like wolfs on fresh meat. Would not have been easy at all on the marriage.

 

[The Mule]

After Brad and Angelina split I knew that no couple in Hollywood was safe.

 

[MooseKnuckles]

Wi.ll.ia.m hot off his western The Man With No Taste

Spoiler

will.i.am is the worst

 

[Oblivion]

Good on Chris. He was always too good for Anna.

 

[ZOONAMI]

With regular people it's usually cheating that ends a marriage so I guess it isn't really that much of a jump to conclusions to say that might be what happened here.

 

[brianmcdoogle]

This is my some speculation. Pratt needed to go home and eat a Christmas ham.

fixed for you!

 

[Trouble]

Aww, I always liked them as a couple.

Good on Chris. He was always too good for Anna.

Garbage opinion.

 

[sarcastor]

Holy shit, I just realize she's 40 years old. and she stll looks 25. I guess Scary Movie was a loonggg time ago

 

[matrixman92]

anytime I saw they were together, I would say to myself