Vinci said:Nah, he's fine. See? He bailed out.
Two angels, a human, and briefly, Superman, have taken his place as ruler of Hell.
So fucking awesome.
Vinci said:Nah, he's fine. See? He bailed out.
Two angels, a human, and briefly, Superman, have taken his place as ruler of Hell.
Mr. Sam said:So fucking awesome.
Advanced alien technology!RedShift said:It's funny how the argument that all of humanity being descended from Adam and Eve gets shot down because Cain found other people when he was banished and so God must have created other humans, yet after the flood it is specifically stated that everyone is descended from Noah, his wife and their 3 sons and their wives, which is of course impossible.
Not to mention the two (or seven) of every animal, no way that could restart a species.
Just wait til you get to the Bowl of Winds.Kinitari said:Yeah but that's a really long boring book. I'm already reading the wheel of time series and I just hit book three... ugh.
besada said:Clean animals are those allowed to be eaten under the laws of Leviticus -- food animals.
So seven goats, but only two hares, because hares chew their cud -- which they don't have.
And it's not just mammals, my friend, but fowl and every life the "creepeth upon the Earth," which means two of every insect. So 2 of each of the 350,000+ species of beetles for a start.
That boat was covered in beetles, you betcha. And birds? Holy cow there were birds freaking everywhere, shitting on the whales and sharks.
[What I really find interesting about the flood is that no one seems to even blink at the idea of God murdering an entire world's worth of babies.]
Dever said:Didn't God kill pretty much everyone in the flood because they were 'wicked'? Surely Satan is the most wicked there can be, so why doesn't God drown him?
Thinking you're wiser than God is a sin? How is thinking a sin? None of the sins you listed were actions taken against God, just wishful thinking. Is it just to punish someone for thinking something?
RedShift said:It's funny how the argument that all of humanity being descended from Adam and Eve gets shot down because Cain found other people when he was banished and so God must have created other humans, yet after the flood it is specifically stated that everyone is descended from Noah, his wife and their 3 sons and their wives, which is of course impossible.
Not to mention the two (or seven) of every animal, no way that could restart a species.
TheExodu5 said:So it's impossible for two animals to restart a species, and yet evolution is possible? I'm not arguing against evolution here, but if you believe that, you need to believe two animals can restart a species. :lol
TheExodu5 said:You're thinking in mortal terms.
Just indulge the theory that Heaven and Hell do exist. If so, you'd have no idea how mortality comes into account at that point. And if Heaven and Hell do exist, then life on Earth is meaningless.
Dever said:And in a general response to LCGeek and VanMardigan... What makes you think that the stuff you typed is even remotely true in any way? It all sounds so absurd and outlandish, and I'd probably get a thousand different answers to those questions if I asked a thousand different christians.
ckohler said:Just out of curiosity, do you also respect Scientology believers, alien abductee claims, belief in the healing power of pyramids and the belief that vampires exist? If not, where do you draw the line and why?
I'm really trying not to sound like an ass when I say this but what *I* hate is the claim that any or all cherished beliefs, regardless of how new or ancient, are beyond scrutiny by logic and are taboo to ridicule. Sacred beliefs are just ideas and no idea should be allowed to go unquestioned.
VanMardigan said:Well, it's my belief as a Christian (I don't know LCGeek). But you made your question so general, I'm not sure what question you asked would provide different answers from Christians. I don't think it makes sense to get into doctrinal issues, and I don't think any of us did in this thread, but if you're genuinely interested in this stuff, you should know that there is great diversity of thought and viewpoints in the Christian community, all debated feverishly. That, in my mind, is a strength, allowing Christianity's adoption by billions of people, and even in this country, you can see the diversity just in our President (a practicing Christian) debating with the Catholic church on an issue such as abortion. And even then, he won the Catholic vote, which shows that the differences are not crippling to dialog.
None of the differences should bother anyone that strips Christianity down to it's bare core, which is the belief that Christ is the son of God sent to redeem us from our sins, in whom we believe to achieve everlasting life.
Dever said:But why is it your belief? You don't have to answer and I'm kind of hoping that you don't since I'm really tired of discussing religion for the time being(On a damn gaming forum no less).But it's something to think about, and I think everyone should always question their beliefs. We should be committed to determining the truth, and the truth never has anything to fear from questions and investigation.
Dever said:But why is it your belief? You don't have to answer and I'm kind of hoping that you don't since I'm really tired of discussing religion for the time being(On a damn gaming forum no less).But it's something to think about, and I think everyone should always question their beliefs. We should be committed to determining the truth, and the truth never has anything to fear from questions and investigation.
There's no scriptural basis from Jesus Christ for hate against a fellow human being.And one of them, a doctor of the Law, putting him to the test, asked him, "Master, which is the great commandment in the Law?" Jesus said to him, "'Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with thy whole heart, and with thy whole soul, and with thy whole mind.' This is the greatest and the first commandment. And the second is like it, 'Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself.' On these two commandments depend the whole Law and the Prophets."
SnakeswithLasers said:OH MY GOD YOUR INSIGHT IS PRICELESS AND UNIQUE.
Gaf needs to reinstate the :rolleyes smiley and only have it usable in religion topics.
Maybe God has been lying to us...Maybe God is Satan.Ydahs said:God has already told us the fate of Satan, so it's pointless to pray to him. Praying to Satan to stop his evil is basically going against the word of God, since Satan will not relent.
Also, humans are responsible for their sins, since they have free will.
As for the question of the OP: the above is from an Islamic perspective (well, not really since it's not researched and it's my opinion). I'm not sure what Christianity says on the fate of Satan, but surely God mentions in the Bible that Satan's faith is already determined? If so, I thinks it's better to follow the word of God and assume that praying for Satan will be useless, since his fate is set in stone.
That was never mentioned in the bible though, the idea comes from a fictional work called Paradise Lost.neorej said:Satan was the guy that led the angels in a revolt against God, according to the stories I heard.
Forkball said:That was never mentioned in the bible though, the idea comes from a fictional work called Paradise Lost.
If you just go off the bible, Satan = IRL troll and God = Mod with liberal use of the banhammer.
Forkball said:That was never mentioned in the bible though, the idea comes from a fictional work called Paradise Lost.
If you just go off the bible, Satan = IRL troll and God = Mod with liberal use of the banhammer.
tfur said:It is in the bible. References in the old testament, and actually story in the new testament. The theme does also exist in other faiths as well.
leroy hacker said:Quote the relevant verses, please, with evidence that they are all referring to the same entity, and being mindful of the difference between past and future.
Revelations 12:7-10 said:And there was war in Heaven: Michael and his angels fought against the dragon; and the dragon fought and his angels, and prevailed not; neither was their place found any more in Heaven. And the great dragon was cast out -- that serpent of old called the Devil and Satan, who deceiveth the whole world. He was cast out onto the earth, and his angels were cast out with him.
Isaiah 14:12-15 said:"How you are fallen from heaven,
O Day Star, son of Dawn!
How you are cut down to the ground,
you who laid the nations low!
You said in your heart,
'I will ascend to heaven;
above the stars of God
I will set my throne on high;
I will sit on the mount of assembly
in the far reaches of the north;
I will ascend above the heights of the clouds;
I will make myself like the Most High.'
But you are brought down to Sheol,
to the far reaches of the pit.
Powerslave said:Why did my post get ignored?
Powerslave said:Islam makes much more sense than Christianity and everybody here is viewing things from a Christian angle.
Powerslave said:Islam makes much more sense than Christianity and everybody here is viewing things from a Christian angle.
Cant0na said:"the LORD smelled a sweet savour; and the LORD said in his heart, I will not again curse the ground any more for man's sake; for the imagination of man's heart is evil from his youth"
........what?
Powerslave said:What does Muslims throughout history making scientific advancements have to do with how the religion itself is based on?
gamergirly said:It all comes down to Scientific Proof vs. Religion.
If you're one of those people who need to fall flat on their face to believe in gravity, then you're on the SP side of things.
If your faith is all you need, then you're on the R side of things.
Both science and religion attempt to explain the very existence of the world today and predict the future. But what holds more credibility from the very beginning?
[Christian Version vs SP]
Example #1: The Christian Bible says that "In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.......Thus the heavens and the earth were finished, and all the host of them." Scientists say the Big Bang theory, the galactic explosion which created suns, stars, planets and everything that exists in the universe today. If you really read through Genesis and also The Big Bang theory, both are chronologically coordinated to explain the creation of the Earth to where Humans were created.
Both, in our imagination, take a long time for this total evolution. I mean, in Genesis after the Seventh Day, there's no accounting for how much time elapses "for the generations of the heavens and of the earth". Scientists say that took billions of years to go by. Well, there's no contradiction here, really? Just whatever version you choose to believe.
Example #2: On one hand, scientists say that we evolved from monkeys. On another hand, for example, The Christian Bible says that God created both monkeys and humans(among everything else). When God first created us, we could have easily resembled monkeys, eventually evolving into the intelligent species we are today. What did we REALLY come from? Well, we weren't here billions of years ago to actually know, now were we? Just whatever version you choose to believe.
Example #3: In regards to the miracles that are described in The Christian Bible including Jesus, I'd say that human science contradicts these miracles, such as walking on water. But the definition of a miracle is "a perceptible interruption of the laws of nature, such that can be attempted to be explained by divine intervention, and is sometimes associated with a miracle-worker." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracle
Jesus walking on water isn't something that is supposed to be explainable by humans. It's not something that we should be able to reproduce, replicate, or otherwise. It's simply something we have to take at face value.
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I think Example #3 is the real difference between religion and scientific proof. One has detailed duplication by humans and the other has many events which are "humanly unexplainable". Science will always be limited when you think about it like that. Prove-able but limited. Religion will always be unlimited in our visions. Non-reproducible but unlimited.
If you believe in anything, then you are religious. Even Atheism is a religion. If you don't believe in anything, what's left? Yourself.
What? :lol Did we say that this is somehow new knowledge or revolutionary or something of that nature? It's an interesting topic, so we talk about it. It's that simple.SnakeswithLasers said:Oh Jesus Christ guys. Now you're arguing about the dimensions of the ark and whether it's plausible that 'the flood' is a literal story.
Do you people really think you are sporting original ideas and debates? Or is this just an elaborate hoax to drive me batshit insane?
"HOLY FUCK. NOBODY IN HISTORY HAS EVER THOUGHT TO GO THROUGH THE TROUBLE OF USING THE DIMENSIONS IN THE BIBLE TO SEE IF EVERY SPECIES ON EARTH COULD FIT INTO THE BOAT AND SURVIVE FOR THE FLOOD'S DURATION!"
Kintari said:
Dever said:And in a general response to LCGeek and VanMardigan... What makes you think that the stuff you typed is even remotely true in any way? It all sounds so absurd and outlandish, and I'd probably get a thousand different answers to those questions if I asked a thousand different christians.
Can you provide some actual verses? I always thought Milton made it up so I'd like to see what the Bible says about it.tfur said:It is in the bible. References in the old testament, and actually story in the new testament. The theme does also exist in other faiths as well.
I wasn't blatantly lying about anything. If the story is detailed in the Bible I'd like to know what it says so I can better inform myself. No need to throw a hissy fit. Moonwalk on out of this thread if you're just going to curse at me instead of providing useful information.ultim8p00 said:Yes it is.
I love how people mention all these things like it's a fact but they don't know shit. That and people blatantly lying about something and claiming it's true.
bonesmccoy said:You're getting there, but you're still stuck in strawman mode. To get to the point: Not many people actually believe what you think they believe. Most passages in religious texts written 4,000 years ago we never intended to be read in a strict, literal sense; heck, there are at least 4 or 5 styles of writing in the Bible. As I wrote before, the science v. religion conflict as framed in your post is an artificial one born of fundamentalist mindset that particularly afflicted a sub-section of Anglo-American discourse in the late 19th and early 20th Centuries.
As for the definition of religion, it's an incredibly plastic term. I'd say that the behaviour exhibited by many athiests is quite religious, and yet I understand with atheists are uncomfortable with that association. Whatevs.
Botolf said:14Make thee an ark of gopher wood; rooms shalt thou make in the ark, and shalt pitch it within and without with pitch.
15And this is the fashion which thou shalt make it of: The length of the ark shall be three hundred cubits, the breadth of it fifty cubits, and the height of it thirty cubits.
16A window shalt thou make to the ark, and in a cubit shalt thou finish it above; and the door of the ark shalt thou set in the side thereof; with lower, second, and third stories shalt thou make it.
A quick googling reveals this page:
http://www.metrum.org/deluge/delarkn.htm
" The measurements of the Ark are:
Length: 300 cubits 133.1755 meters
Width: 50 cubits 22.1959 meters
Height: 30 cubits 13.3175 meters
The volume of the Ark is 450,000 cubic cubits, or 39,366 cubic meters i.e., 39,366,000 liters."
So around 39,366 m^3 of space to house a male and female specimen of every animal on earth, their food, any space for fresh offspring, and of course space for Noah's family and their food. Makes you wonder how they were supposed to fit some dinosaurs on that thing.
Kinitari said:I may have outlined a particular example (evolution) but the foundation of the Abrahamic religions are all just as easily dismissible in light of science. Adam and eve, the great flood, heaven and hell, people living for a thousand years, splitting the moon in two, hair making you invincible etc etc.
Eventually, you can say something along the lines of "It's all just metaphorical" - but then what do you have left? A being that started up creation and just bailed out? I can't claim to know what the majority of the religious believe (coincidentally, neither can you although you seem to be trying) - all I have is what I am given, and that are these books that outline the religions. If you want to give me a quick rundown of what you think most people believe when they subscribe to the Abrahamic religions, by all means, I would actually love to hear it, and I am curious as to whether or not it has any semblance to the crazy story in their crazy books.
Depends on who you ask. There's that wacko Creationist contingent (Kent Hovind and flock) that believes that the dinos lived on in myth as dragons, and were thereafter wiped out by the St. Georges and scared villagers and the like. The stuff involving Parasaurolophus breathing fire is especially amusing.Mudkips said:Obviously this is why we don't have dinosaurs today.
LCGeek said:No one says it's all metaphorical but spirituality is based typically based in a higher super natural construct nor do they say it's all metaphorical it's a mixture. God never bailed out its free will that keeps him from intereferring on a global scale or personal scale especially if you reject such a power. You take from spirituality what you are meant to see and understand from your own perspective no one makes it for you those that do aren't to be trusted.
Forkball said:I wasn't blatantly lying about anything. If the story is detailed in the Bible I'd like to know what it says so I can better inform myself. No need to throw a hissy fit. Moonwalk on out of this thread if you're just going to curse at me instead of providing useful information.
Then I got to the part where God is all pissed off after the flood and only calms down when Noah cooks him some meat (seriously). That was when I gave up.
Saying God cannot possibly know something which hasn't happened yet is limiting the power of God. Our lives are not pre-determined. As you know, religion teaches us that we have free will and the choice to follow whatever path we choose. God already knows the paths that we are going to choose, meaning we do have control whether we're a Christian, Muslim, Jew, Atheist, etc. and that is why we are rewarded and punished.vandalvideo said:How can he possibly know that which is not determined? If it were the case that it were determined, why then are we punished?
well, someone isn't very up to date with their literary theory or Catholic theology.Kinitari said:Not to sound like a douche, but I kind of had some problems reading that. I am going to guess what you said, and if I am wrong please correct me.
So basically the scripture that most religions follow are a combination of metaphors and reality? Who decides what is which? Why is one story metaphorical and one real? Really, how do you differentiate it without basically having it boil down to making shit up.
Free will is so bunk. I've said it quite a few times already, but the mere fact that we are "created" the way we are interferes with the free will argument. If god created us, he is already exercising his will on us. If he makes us without wings, he prevents us from being able to fly. If he made us without the desire or ability to kill each other, it would be no different.
Your last argument is basically - spirituality is whatever you want it to be. There's nothing to really say to that except it sounds like having an imaginary friend. Which is cool, you can have your imaginary friend, just remember it's imaginary.
Aaand scene.John Dunbar said:the bible's full of crap like that, there's nothing to explain.
It's all relative in stupidity.Powerslave said:Islam makes much more sense than Christianity and everybody here is viewing things from a Christian angle.
John Dunbar said:when i read the bible, i expected a shyamalan twist that revealed god was actually satan. would have made more sense.