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It's funny how the argument that all of humanity being descended from Adam and Eve gets shot down because Cain found other people when he was banished and so God must have created other humans, yet after the flood it is specifically stated that everyone is descended from Noah, his wife and their 3 sons and their wives, which is of course impossible.

Not to mention the two (or seven) of every animal, no way that could restart a species.
 
RedShift said:
It's funny how the argument that all of humanity being descended from Adam and Eve gets shot down because Cain found other people when he was banished and so God must have created other humans, yet after the flood it is specifically stated that everyone is descended from Noah, his wife and their 3 sons and their wives, which is of course impossible.

Not to mention the two (or seven) of every animal, no way that could restart a species.
Advanced alien technology!
 
To the OP: You don't really 'pray' for spiritual beings. The basic idea is that the have already experienced the beatific vision (ie, met God) and made their choice (Christianity and Judaism have always held that it's the being itself, not God, who decides it's ultimate fate), so there's no going back if your went for the good side or the evil side.
 
besada said:
Clean animals are those allowed to be eaten under the laws of Leviticus -- food animals.

So seven goats, but only two hares, because hares chew their cud -- which they don't have.

And it's not just mammals, my friend, but fowl and every life the "creepeth upon the Earth," which means two of every insect. So 2 of each of the 350,000+ species of beetles for a start.

That boat was covered in beetles, you betcha. And birds? Holy cow there were birds freaking everywhere, shitting on the whales and sharks.

[What I really find interesting about the flood is that no one seems to even blink at the idea of God murdering an entire world's worth of babies.]

He kills babies a lot. He had the Egyptian's babies killed if they didn't mark their doors. If you're parent didn't mark his door with a symbol, the angel of death will come and murder the innocent baby who has no idea what's going on.

It's pretty gross.
 
Dever said:
Didn't God kill pretty much everyone in the flood because they were 'wicked'? Surely Satan is the most wicked there can be, so why doesn't God drown him?

Thinking you're wiser than God is a sin? How is thinking a sin? None of the sins you listed were actions taken against God, just wishful thinking. Is it just to punish someone for thinking something?

You're thinking in mortal terms.

Just indulge the theory that Heaven and Hell do exist. If so, you'd have no idea how mortality comes into account at that point. And if Heaven and Hell do exist, then life on Earth is meaningless.

RedShift said:
It's funny how the argument that all of humanity being descended from Adam and Eve gets shot down because Cain found other people when he was banished and so God must have created other humans, yet after the flood it is specifically stated that everyone is descended from Noah, his wife and their 3 sons and their wives, which is of course impossible.

Not to mention the two (or seven) of every animal, no way that could restart a species.

So it's impossible for two animals to restart a species, and yet evolution is possible? I'm not arguing against evolution here, but if you believe that, you need to believe two animals can restart a species. :lol
 
TheExodu5 said:
So it's impossible for two animals to restart a species, and yet evolution is possible? I'm not arguing against evolution here, but if you believe that, you need to believe two animals can restart a species. :lol

No...

Evolution isn't discrete like that, something doesn't get born a different species to its parents. Something is the same species as something else when it can produce fertile offspring. (Correct me Biology-GAF if I'm wrong)

Besides your point makes no sense, animals don't evolve in pairs which then breed. I'm pretty confused what you mean really. But, at least for humans, there isn't enough genetic material to restart a species with two people, IIRC it's estimated a population of about 50 would be needed.
 
TheExodu5 said:
You're thinking in mortal terms.

Just indulge the theory that Heaven and Hell do exist. If so, you'd have no idea how mortality comes into account at that point. And if Heaven and Hell do exist, then life on Earth is meaningless.

I think you're arguing somewhat the same thing that LCGeek is saying. You're right, I don't know how that stuff would work. But the fact still stands that an omnipotent god could could kill/annihilate/eliminate Satan if he so wished. If he can't, he's not omnipotent.

I wouldn't say life on earth is meaningless if heaven and hell existed. Seems this life would more of a testing period or something. :P Which is quite silly considering God already knows which souls are going to end up in hell when he supposedly creates them, being omniscient and all. In the end, after the rapture and stuff, what's left? A bunch of souls, some eternally partying with Jesus and some in eternal anguish, forever and ever and ever and ever. What's the point in that?

And in a general response to LCGeek and VanMardigan... What makes you think that the stuff you typed is even remotely true in any way? It all sounds so absurd and outlandish, and I'd probably get a thousand different answers to those questions if I asked a thousand different christians.
 
Dever said:
And in a general response to LCGeek and VanMardigan... What makes you think that the stuff you typed is even remotely true in any way? It all sounds so absurd and outlandish, and I'd probably get a thousand different answers to those questions if I asked a thousand different christians.

Well, it's my belief as a Christian (I don't know LCGeek). But you made your question so general, I'm not sure what question you asked would provide different answers from Christians. I don't think it makes sense to get into doctrinal issues, and I don't think any of us did in this thread, but if you're genuinely interested in this stuff, you should know that there is great diversity of thought and viewpoints in the Christian community, all debated feverishly. That, in my mind, is a strength, allowing Christianity's adoption by billions of people, and even in this country, you can see the diversity just in our President (a practicing Christian) debating with the Catholic church on an issue such as abortion. And even then, he won the Catholic vote, which shows that the differences are not crippling to dialog.

None of the differences should bother anyone that strips Christianity down to it's bare core, which is the belief that Christ is the son of God sent to redeem us from our sins, in whom we believe to achieve everlasting life.
 
ckohler said:
Just out of curiosity, do you also respect Scientology believers, alien abductee claims, belief in the healing power of pyramids and the belief that vampires exist? If not, where do you draw the line and why?

1) Why would I need to draw a line? Why would I need assert my beliefs on someone else? I certainly do not what them trying to assert their beliefs on me...

2)

a) Scientology has some fairly "interesting" stories. I do not have to subscribe to those beliefs to digest and try to understand them. Also, some of the concepts of the "reactive mind" may or may not have some grounds in psychology. Certainly there is nothing wrong with reading what some people believe.

b) Alien abduction, possession, angels/demons etc. What's wrong with learning about those things? Certainly the U.S. federal government has spent some time with these subjects in programs like Project Blue Book, or the Seti project. You even have former astronauts claiming they saw UFO or whatever. It interesting to read about. I also like to read about future evolution seminars, where anthropologist theorize on the future of human evolution, and there effects on what we perceive.

c) Pyramid power: Well, there are volumes of data that suggest that western medicine has it's limits. I do think that these areas are wide open for exploration, and that new things are learned every day. At the very least we know about things like circadian rhythms, colored lights, electrical fields effecting our body. Again, I am certainly willing to continue reading about these things, as I want more data on these type subjects.

4) Vampires: I do enjoy the Romanian history of Vlad the impaler.




I'm really trying not to sound like an ass when I say this but what *I* hate is the claim that any or all cherished beliefs, regardless of how new or ancient, are beyond scrutiny by logic and are taboo to ridicule. Sacred beliefs are just ideas and no idea should be allowed to go unquestioned.


The point is, there is no reason to confront someones beliefs, especially when most are ignorant of those beliefs in the first place. Most comments like "this group believe this", are usually exaggerated generalizations.

As far as logic goes, unless we are talking about mathematical/symbolic logic, you are still basing your logic on your reason, as filtered through your own culture. You can string an assortment of reason and logic to "prove" whatever you want to believe. The logic of passion, love, anger and belief becomes extremely nebulous. These areas live more the the root of logic, logos. One of those crazy Greek "living" words, that define nouns, verbs, adjectives, feelings and events.

In any case, I try to read about all of it. I have Greek/Hebrew/English Bible, Arabic/English Qur'an, Sanskrit/English Bhagavad Gita, Liber Null, Egyptian Book of the Dead, The New Physics, Descartes Meditations, Tesla's The Problem with Increasing Human Energy etc... etc... sponge it in... it's all fun to me...

I would suggest the Power of Myth, by Joseph Campbell. He has (or had, he is dead now) a book and a video documentary that was done in the 80's with Bill Moyers (PBS). It is an incredible journey about belief/myth. It really is something that anyone interested in cultural anthropology, myth and belief should witness.
 
VanMardigan said:
Well, it's my belief as a Christian (I don't know LCGeek). But you made your question so general, I'm not sure what question you asked would provide different answers from Christians. I don't think it makes sense to get into doctrinal issues, and I don't think any of us did in this thread, but if you're genuinely interested in this stuff, you should know that there is great diversity of thought and viewpoints in the Christian community, all debated feverishly. That, in my mind, is a strength, allowing Christianity's adoption by billions of people, and even in this country, you can see the diversity just in our President (a practicing Christian) debating with the Catholic church on an issue such as abortion. And even then, he won the Catholic vote, which shows that the differences are not crippling to dialog.

None of the differences should bother anyone that strips Christianity down to it's bare core, which is the belief that Christ is the son of God sent to redeem us from our sins, in whom we believe to achieve everlasting life.

But why is it your belief? You don't have to answer and I'm kind of hoping that you don't since I'm really tired of discussing religion for the time being(On a damn gaming forum no less). :p But it's something to think about, and I think everyone should always question their beliefs. We should be committed to determining the truth, and the truth never has anything to fear from questions and investigation.
 
Dever said:
But why is it your belief? You don't have to answer and I'm kind of hoping that you don't since I'm really tired of discussing religion for the time being(On a damn gaming forum no less). :p But it's something to think about, and I think everyone should always question their beliefs. We should be committed to determining the truth, and the truth never has anything to fear from questions and investigation.

OH MY GOD YOUR INSIGHT IS PRICELESS AND UNIQUE.

Gaf needs to reinstate the :rolleyes smiley and only have it usable in religion topics.
 
Dever said:
But why is it your belief? You don't have to answer and I'm kind of hoping that you don't since I'm really tired of discussing religion for the time being(On a damn gaming forum no less). :p But it's something to think about, and I think everyone should always question their beliefs. We should be committed to determining the truth, and the truth never has anything to fear from questions and investigation.

I think most everyone (if not everyone) goes through a period where they question their beliefs, whatever those are. I know I did. Or do you think Christians are simply folks who haven't bothered (or are scared to) question and investigate their beliefs?

Getting to the bottom of why I believe in Christ will not help you in any way to "solve" anything regarding WHY people believe in Christ. The reasons are as varied as the amount of Christians on earth (Billions). Each individual story, called a "testimony" is important to the individuals, and I wouldn't mind sharing mine via PM, but it IS a form of proselitizying, so that's something to be conscious of.
 
The New Testament holds precedence over the Old Testament. It's always bothered me that many if not most practitioners don't have as much of a reverence or concern for the source material and, as such, don't have a working knowledge of the theology. Heck, I went to a pretty sizable Christian school from K-12 and people just lost interest.

At any rate, it bothers me just as much when anybody just magically assumes that Christians, Muslims, Jews, Buddhists, etc. have never questioned their own faith. Sure, there are plenty of people that just follow what they believe because it's comfortable. Even still, there are reasons behind the decisions that we make in life and faith is no different.

Anyways, this is the core tenet of Christian faith:
And one of them, a doctor of the Law, putting him to the test, asked him, "Master, which is the great commandment in the Law?" Jesus said to him, "'Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with thy whole heart, and with thy whole soul, and with thy whole mind.' This is the greatest and the first commandment. And the second is like it, 'Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself.' On these two commandments depend the whole Law and the Prophets."
There's no scriptural basis from Jesus Christ for hate against a fellow human being.

Well, assuming you're not profiting off of religion...then Jesus will totally flip out.
 
It all comes down to Scientific Proof vs. Religion.

If you're one of those people who need to fall flat on their face to believe in gravity, then you're on the SP side of things.

If your faith is all you need, then you're on the R side of things.

Both science and religion attempt to explain the very existence of the world today and predict the future. But what holds more credibility from the very beginning?


[Christian Version vs SP]

Example #1: The Christian Bible says that "In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.......Thus the heavens and the earth were finished, and all the host of them." Scientists say the Big Bang theory, the galactic explosion which created suns, stars, planets and everything that exists in the universe today. If you really read through Genesis and also The Big Bang theory, both are chronologically coordinated to explain the creation of the Earth to where Humans were created.

Both, in our imagination, take a long time for this total evolution. I mean, in Genesis after the Seventh Day, there's no accounting for how much time elapses "for the generations of the heavens and of the earth". Scientists say that took billions of years to go by. Well, there's no contradiction here, really? Just whatever version you choose to believe.


Example #2: On one hand, scientists say that we evolved from monkeys. On another hand, for example, The Christian Bible says that God created both monkeys and humans(among everything else). When God first created us, we could have easily resembled monkeys, eventually evolving into the intelligent species we are today. What did we REALLY come from? Well, we weren't here billions of years ago to actually know, now were we? Just whatever version you choose to believe.


Example #3: In regards to the miracles that are described in The Christian Bible including Jesus, I'd say that human science contradicts these miracles, such as walking on water. But the definition of a miracle is "a perceptible interruption of the laws of nature, such that can be attempted to be explained by divine intervention, and is sometimes associated with a miracle-worker." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracle

Jesus walking on water isn't something that is supposed to be explainable by humans. It's not something that we should be able to reproduce, replicate, or otherwise. It's simply something we have to take at face value.

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I think Example #3 is the real difference between religion and scientific proof. One has detailed duplication by humans and the other has many events which are "humanly unexplainable". Science will always be limited when you think about it like that. Prove-able but limited. Religion will always be unlimited in our visions. Non-reproducible but unlimited.

If you believe in anything, then you are religious. Even Atheism is a religion. If you don't believe in anything, what's left? Yourself.
 
SnakeswithLasers said:
OH MY GOD YOUR INSIGHT IS PRICELESS AND UNIQUE.

Gaf needs to reinstate the :rolleyes smiley and only have it usable in religion topics.

Unique insight in a religious debate? :lol

I possibly agree with your second sentiment though.
 
Ydahs said:
God has already told us the fate of Satan, so it's pointless to pray to him. Praying to Satan to stop his evil is basically going against the word of God, since Satan will not relent.

Also, humans are responsible for their sins, since they have free will.

As for the question of the OP:
the above is from an Islamic perspective (well, not really since it's not researched and it's my opinion). I'm not sure what Christianity says on the fate of Satan, but surely God mentions in the Bible that Satan's faith is already determined? If so, I thinks it's better to follow the word of God and assume that praying for Satan will be useless, since his fate is set in stone.
Maybe God has been lying to us...Maybe God is Satan.

Mind=Blown
 
neorej said:
Satan was the guy that led the angels in a revolt against God, according to the stories I heard.
That was never mentioned in the bible though, the idea comes from a fictional work called Paradise Lost.

If you just go off the bible, Satan = IRL troll and God = Mod with liberal use of the banhammer.
 
Forkball said:
That was never mentioned in the bible though, the idea comes from a fictional work called Paradise Lost.

If you just go off the bible, Satan = IRL troll and God = Mod with liberal use of the banhammer.

It is in the bible. References in the old testament, and actually story in the new testament. The theme does also exist in other faiths as well.
 
Forkball said:
That was never mentioned in the bible though, the idea comes from a fictional work called Paradise Lost.

If you just go off the bible, Satan = IRL troll and God = Mod with liberal use of the banhammer.

Yes it is.

I love how people mention all these things like it's a fact but they don't know shit. That and people blatantly lying about something and claiming it's true.
 
tfur said:
It is in the bible. References in the old testament, and actually story in the new testament. The theme does also exist in other faiths as well.

Quote the relevant verses, please, with evidence that they are all referring to the same entity, and being mindful of the difference between past and future.
 
Satan basically got pissed off because he was created as the Most Impressive and Special of the Angels but was still not granted the freedom that Man was given when created by God.

Satan got mad upended some magazine racks and God had his ass kicked out of Heaven.

In the end It all comes down to Pride and Mankind. Lucifer refused to accept mankind and the gifts bestowed on it and refused to accept that.
 
leroy hacker said:
Quote the relevant verses, please, with evidence that they are all referring to the same entity, and being mindful of the difference between past and future.

I think I should probably be a bit more concrete about what I mean here. The story about Satan leading a revolt and being cast out of heaven was not created by Milton, and is definitely ancient, being contained in the pre-Christian and non-canonical Book of Enoch. The question I am interested in is whether this story is in the bible.

The closest passages to this story I know of in the bible are:

Revelations 12:7-10 said:
And there was war in Heaven: Michael and his angels fought against the dragon; and the dragon fought and his angels, and prevailed not; neither was their place found any more in Heaven. And the great dragon was cast out -- that serpent of old called the Devil and Satan, who deceiveth the whole world. He was cast out onto the earth, and his angels were cast out with him.

and

Isaiah 14:12-15 said:
"How you are fallen from heaven,
O Day Star, son of Dawn!
How you are cut down to the ground,
you who laid the nations low!
You said in your heart,
'I will ascend to heaven;
above the stars of God
I will set my throne on high;
I will sit on the mount of assembly
in the far reaches of the north;
I will ascend above the heights of the clouds;
I will make myself like the Most High.'
But you are brought down to Sheol,
to the far reaches of the pit.

However, the passage from Revelations is meant to describe a future event, not an origin story of the devil, and the passage from Isaiah is actually about the King of Babylon, not Satan, with "Day Star" simply being a metaphor, not a literal reference to a being named Lucifer.
 
Powerslave said:
Islam makes much more sense than Christianity and everybody here is viewing things from a Christian angle.

I don't personally find either mythology to make a great deal of sense, although Islam could hardly make less sense, considering it at least had the hindsight of several hundred years of scientific advancement in which to couch its story.
 
Powerslave said:
Islam makes much more sense than Christianity and everybody here is viewing things from a Christian angle.

I don't mean any offense, as I thought your original post was interesting, but see the thread title. That's why everyone is viewing things that way.
 
Cant0na said:
"the LORD smelled a sweet savour; and the LORD said in his heart, I will not again curse the ground any more for man's sake; for the imagination of man's heart is evil from his youth"


........what?

God thought we were shit so he unleashed a big ass flood, and after Noah and his family scooped up two of every animal, God looked down and went, "Aw, I can't stay mad at you guys."
 
Powerslave said:
What does Muslims throughout history making scientific advancements have to do with how the religion itself is based on?

Because there's a huge difference in the knowledge of the people making up the mythology, allowing them to do a better job of accurately describing the world. A perfect example is Islam's correct identification of the world as an oblate spheroid (although I believe they use the term "egg"), as opposed to the Bible's identification of the world as flat.

One of the mythologies is 600+ years newer than the other, which is that many years closer to the way modern man thinks. It could hardly help but seem more rational.
 
gamergirly said:
It all comes down to Scientific Proof vs. Religion.

If you're one of those people who need to fall flat on their face to believe in gravity, then you're on the SP side of things.

If your faith is all you need, then you're on the R side of things.

Both science and religion attempt to explain the very existence of the world today and predict the future. But what holds more credibility from the very beginning?


[Christian Version vs SP]

Example #1: The Christian Bible says that "In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.......Thus the heavens and the earth were finished, and all the host of them." Scientists say the Big Bang theory, the galactic explosion which created suns, stars, planets and everything that exists in the universe today. If you really read through Genesis and also The Big Bang theory, both are chronologically coordinated to explain the creation of the Earth to where Humans were created.

Both, in our imagination, take a long time for this total evolution. I mean, in Genesis after the Seventh Day, there's no accounting for how much time elapses "for the generations of the heavens and of the earth". Scientists say that took billions of years to go by. Well, there's no contradiction here, really? Just whatever version you choose to believe.


Example #2: On one hand, scientists say that we evolved from monkeys. On another hand, for example, The Christian Bible says that God created both monkeys and humans(among everything else). When God first created us, we could have easily resembled monkeys, eventually evolving into the intelligent species we are today. What did we REALLY come from? Well, we weren't here billions of years ago to actually know, now were we? Just whatever version you choose to believe.


Example #3: In regards to the miracles that are described in The Christian Bible including Jesus, I'd say that human science contradicts these miracles, such as walking on water. But the definition of a miracle is "a perceptible interruption of the laws of nature, such that can be attempted to be explained by divine intervention, and is sometimes associated with a miracle-worker." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracle

Jesus walking on water isn't something that is supposed to be explainable by humans. It's not something that we should be able to reproduce, replicate, or otherwise. It's simply something we have to take at face value.

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I think Example #3 is the real difference between religion and scientific proof. One has detailed duplication by humans and the other has many events which are "humanly unexplainable". Science will always be limited when you think about it like that. Prove-able but limited. Religion will always be unlimited in our visions. Non-reproducible but unlimited.

If you believe in anything, then you are religious. Even Atheism is a religion. If you don't believe in anything, what's left? Yourself.

Ugh, I can agree with some of what you said, but disagree with most.

Firstly, you're over simplifying the path of human evolution that most scientists agree on today. Religious text and that scientific path are contradictory - for example, religious text has us being created with intelligence and a certain level of knowledge/language. Science has us moving from cell -> gross thingy -> fish thingy -> Land fish thingy -> small animal thingy -> rat thingy -> ape rat thingy -> ape thingy -> human thingy -> human. Unless religious text decided all that other shit wasn't important, they're not really talking about the same thing (unless you decide not to be literal with your interpretations).

Secondly, you seem to place weight on 'miracles'. More so than anyone really needs to. They probably didn't happen. Nothing really is there except for some words in a book to solidify these miracle events. As far as I am concerned, they hold as much weight in reality as Harry Potter.

Thirdly - you might not understand really what religion is - or you are using your own personal interpretation of the word. Atheism isn't a religion, no more than not collecting stamps is a hobby.
 
SnakeswithLasers said:
Oh Jesus Christ guys. Now you're arguing about the dimensions of the ark and whether it's plausible that 'the flood' is a literal story.

Do you people really think you are sporting original ideas and debates? Or is this just an elaborate hoax to drive me batshit insane?

"HOLY FUCK. NOBODY IN HISTORY HAS EVER THOUGHT TO GO THROUGH THE TROUBLE OF USING THE DIMENSIONS IN THE BIBLE TO SEE IF EVERY SPECIES ON EARTH COULD FIT INTO THE BOAT AND SURVIVE FOR THE FLOOD'S DURATION!"
What? :lol Did we say that this is somehow new knowledge or revolutionary or something of that nature? It's an interesting topic, so we talk about it. It's that simple.

BRIX WAS SHAT
 
Kintari said:

You're getting there, but you're still stuck in strawman mode. To get to the point: Not many people actually believe what you think they believe. Most passages in religious texts written 4,000 years ago we never intended to be read in a strict, literal sense; heck, there are at least 4 or 5 styles of writing in the Bible. As I wrote before, the science v. religion conflict as framed in your post is an artificial one born of fundamentalist mindset that particularly afflicted a sub-section of Anglo-American discourse in the late 19th and early 20th Centuries.

As for the definition of religion, it's an incredibly plastic term. I'd say that the behaviour exhibited by many athiests is quite religious, and yet I understand with atheists are uncomfortable with that association. Whatevs.
 
Dever said:
And in a general response to LCGeek and VanMardigan... What makes you think that the stuff you typed is even remotely true in any way? It all sounds so absurd and outlandish, and I'd probably get a thousand different answers to those questions if I asked a thousand different christians.

Truth doesn't require me or Vanmardigan faith it simply is and will always be, though I'm not saying what the absolute truth is only what I feel what mine can or could be. I'm a agnostic mystical with a lot discordian principles at work plus some other forms of spirituality. I do not like most christians btw since the faith is highly tainted and plagiarized along with being massively misinterpreted considering the original sources of language with the books have been edited by the church in to modern form. I grew up protestant so I had a good look in to the culture from a youth and young adult view. If you wish to say what is absurd or outlandish put up what you wish for different perspective or take on the matter well if you want. I astral project, channel, and do hypnosis so my senses of things compared to most is skewed because my perceptions of reality aren't all merely what I or anyone can observe physically which is highly limited to be quite honest.
 
tfur said:
It is in the bible. References in the old testament, and actually story in the new testament. The theme does also exist in other faiths as well.
Can you provide some actual verses? I always thought Milton made it up so I'd like to see what the Bible says about it.

ultim8p00 said:
Yes it is.

I love how people mention all these things like it's a fact but they don't know shit. That and people blatantly lying about something and claiming it's true.
I wasn't blatantly lying about anything. If the story is detailed in the Bible I'd like to know what it says so I can better inform myself. No need to throw a hissy fit. Moonwalk on out of this thread if you're just going to curse at me instead of providing useful information.
 
bonesmccoy said:
You're getting there, but you're still stuck in strawman mode. To get to the point: Not many people actually believe what you think they believe. Most passages in religious texts written 4,000 years ago we never intended to be read in a strict, literal sense; heck, there are at least 4 or 5 styles of writing in the Bible. As I wrote before, the science v. religion conflict as framed in your post is an artificial one born of fundamentalist mindset that particularly afflicted a sub-section of Anglo-American discourse in the late 19th and early 20th Centuries.

As for the definition of religion, it's an incredibly plastic term. I'd say that the behaviour exhibited by many athiests is quite religious, and yet I understand with atheists are uncomfortable with that association. Whatevs.

I may have outlined a particular example (evolution) but the foundation of the Abrahamic religions are all just as easily dismissible in light of science. Adam and eve, the great flood, heaven and hell, people living for a thousand years, splitting the moon in two, hair making you invincible etc etc.

Eventually, you can say something along the lines of "It's all just metaphorical" - but then what do you have left? A being that started up creation and just bailed out? I can't claim to know what the majority of the religious believe (coincidentally, neither can you although you seem to be trying) - all I have is what I am given, and that are these books that outline the religions. If you want to give me a quick rundown of what you think most people believe when they subscribe to the Abrahamic religions, by all means, I would actually love to hear it, and I am curious as to whether or not it has any semblance to the crazy story in their crazy books.

Also, the thing about Atheism is - it's simply an easy way to label a lack of belief. Unfortunately it also comes with some... misconceptions. Like because one person is Atheist, and another one is Atheist, they share some sort of belief system. If one Atheist guy is spiritual, that doesn't mean it has anything to do with Atheism. Like I said before, Atheism is like not collecting stamps. You can't call that a hobby, and you can't place everyone who doesn't collect stamps in the same 'category' - at least not in the context of this discussion.

Out of curiosity - what do you define as a religion, or a religious act? People keep saying religion is an elastic term, but I don't really know how far people are stretching it if they want to throw Atheism in their too.
 
Botolf said:
14Make thee an ark of gopher wood; rooms shalt thou make in the ark, and shalt pitch it within and without with pitch.

15And this is the fashion which thou shalt make it of: The length of the ark shall be three hundred cubits, the breadth of it fifty cubits, and the height of it thirty cubits.

16A window shalt thou make to the ark, and in a cubit shalt thou finish it above; and the door of the ark shalt thou set in the side thereof; with lower, second, and third stories shalt thou make it.


A quick googling reveals this page:
http://www.metrum.org/deluge/delarkn.htm
" The measurements of the Ark are:

Length: 300 cubits 133.1755 meters
Width: 50 cubits 22.1959 meters
Height: 30 cubits 13.3175 meters

The volume of the Ark is 450,000 cubic cubits, or 39,366 cubic meters i.e., 39,366,000 liters."

So around 39,366 m^3 of space to house a male and female specimen of every animal on earth, their food, any space for fresh offspring, and of course space for Noah's family and their food. Makes you wonder how they were supposed to fit some dinosaurs on that thing.

Obviously this is why we don't have dinosaurs today.
 
Kinitari said:
I may have outlined a particular example (evolution) but the foundation of the Abrahamic religions are all just as easily dismissible in light of science. Adam and eve, the great flood, heaven and hell, people living for a thousand years, splitting the moon in two, hair making you invincible etc etc.

Eventually, you can say something along the lines of "It's all just metaphorical" - but then what do you have left? A being that started up creation and just bailed out? I can't claim to know what the majority of the religious believe (coincidentally, neither can you although you seem to be trying) - all I have is what I am given, and that are these books that outline the religions. If you want to give me a quick rundown of what you think most people believe when they subscribe to the Abrahamic religions, by all means, I would actually love to hear it, and I am curious as to whether or not it has any semblance to the crazy story in their crazy books.

No one says it's all metaphorical but spirituality is based typically based in a higher super natural construct nor do they say it's all metaphorical it's a mixture. God never bailed out its free will that keeps him from intereferring on a global scale or personal scale especially if you reject such a power. You take from spirituality what you are meant to see and understand from your own perspective no one makes it for you those that do aren't to be trusted.
 
Mudkips said:
Obviously this is why we don't have dinosaurs today.
Depends on who you ask. There's that wacko Creationist contingent (Kent Hovind and flock) that believes that the dinos lived on in myth as dragons, and were thereafter wiped out by the St. Georges and scared villagers and the like. The stuff involving Parasaurolophus breathing fire is especially amusing.
 
LCGeek said:
No one says it's all metaphorical but spirituality is based typically based in a higher super natural construct nor do they say it's all metaphorical it's a mixture. God never bailed out its free will that keeps him from intereferring on a global scale or personal scale especially if you reject such a power. You take from spirituality what you are meant to see and understand from your own perspective no one makes it for you those that do aren't to be trusted.

Not to sound like a douche, but I kind of had some problems reading that. I am going to guess what you said, and if I am wrong please correct me.

So basically the scripture that most religions follow are a combination of metaphors and reality? Who decides what is which? Why is one story metaphorical and one real? Really, how do you differentiate it without basically having it boil down to making shit up.

Free will is so bunk. I've said it quite a few times already, but the mere fact that we are "created" the way we are interferes with the free will argument. If god created us, he is already exercising his will on us. If he makes us without wings, he prevents us from being able to fly. If he made us without the desire or ability to kill each other, it would be no different.

Your last argument is basically - spirituality is whatever you want it to be. There's nothing to really say to that except it sounds like having an imaginary friend. Which is cool, you can have your imaginary friend, just remember it's imaginary.
 
Forkball said:
I wasn't blatantly lying about anything. If the story is detailed in the Bible I'd like to know what it says so I can better inform myself. No need to throw a hissy fit. Moonwalk on out of this thread if you're just going to curse at me instead of providing useful information.

Wtf where did I curse at you lol? And what about my post makes you think I was throwing a hissy fit?

Actually I wasn't specifically talking about you, I was talking about people like this guy:

Then I got to the part where God is all pissed off after the flood and only calms down when Noah cooks him some meat (seriously). That was when I gave up.

The flood didn't calm down because Noah cooked him some meat. The flood calmed down on its own and there was so much water Noah had to send a dove out to check for water levels. When the land finally dried, they came out and offered a sacrifice to God for sparring them. Or something along those lines.

I mean it's good to question how possible these stories are, but geeze don't just blatantly make shit up like that damn. If you're gonna try to be "cool" do it right.
 
vandalvideo said:
How can he possibly know that which is not determined? If it were the case that it were determined, why then are we punished?
Saying God cannot possibly know something which hasn't happened yet is limiting the power of God. Our lives are not pre-determined. As you know, religion teaches us that we have free will and the choice to follow whatever path we choose. God already knows the paths that we are going to choose, meaning we do have control whether we're a Christian, Muslim, Jew, Atheist, etc. and that is why we are rewarded and punished.

Now the question is why do we live out our lives if God already knows our choices? Well, if we didn't live out our lives but are punished on the choices we didn't really make, it would be unfair. So to avoid this, we live out our lives and are rewarded and punished on what we know we did.

I hope that answers your question.
 
Kinitari said:
Not to sound like a douche, but I kind of had some problems reading that. I am going to guess what you said, and if I am wrong please correct me.

So basically the scripture that most religions follow are a combination of metaphors and reality? Who decides what is which? Why is one story metaphorical and one real? Really, how do you differentiate it without basically having it boil down to making shit up.

Free will is so bunk. I've said it quite a few times already, but the mere fact that we are "created" the way we are interferes with the free will argument. If god created us, he is already exercising his will on us. If he makes us without wings, he prevents us from being able to fly. If he made us without the desire or ability to kill each other, it would be no different.

Your last argument is basically - spirituality is whatever you want it to be. There's nothing to really say to that except it sounds like having an imaginary friend. Which is cool, you can have your imaginary friend, just remember it's imaginary.
well, someone isn't very up to date with their literary theory or Catholic theology.

i say literary theory because your argument of metaphorical and real and what should be taken seriously and what shouldn't is very much like analyzing and decoding works of literature. for example, was Shakespeare trying to explain the dangers of the simplest conclusion in a Midsummer Night's Dream, or was the confusion by Pan as to who to make fall in love with whom simply a plot device to create laughs? i got an A on my paper that argued the former. do i know for certain? did i make a time machine and ask Shakespeare myself? of course not, that's preposterous. in the same way, there are many popular, agreeable, and logical interpretations of the famous playwright's work, but even those have changed over time.

in the meantime, you have this jumble of myth, fable, and actual truth. myth in the sense of the genesis story (though parts do have correlations to hard science), fable in the story of Joana and the whale, and truth in the exodus of the Israelites from Egypt. and in addition to that, you have laws and codes that are designed for the health and prosperity of a rather small religious community (no eating stuff that could kill you, no inbreeding, no man-sexing, no cheating, etc.). so in the same way, you have alot of stuff that can't be said definitively in one way or the other, but because now we have SCIENCE! we can mediate what makes sense and what doesn't.

the key is to take many things into account: the context of the time, the context of the location, and the context of the conditions. they effect what's initially told, how it's changed when retold, and how it's written down. Revelations According to John are an excellent example of this. there are more references to the Emperor Nero than there are old testament end-times references.

and free will is SOOOOO not bunk. if we were not meant to fly, we could not comprehend the aircraft we have now. if we were not meant to swim in the deepest seas, we wouldn't have SCUBA and mini-subs, or even sailing ships. if we were not meant to have fangs, we would not create our spears and arrows. free will is what you make it. it's not having every possibility worked out and handed to you on a silver platter, it's working for that platter. i would go so far as to say that the will to kill is not a natural thing, but an option we have given ourselves though actually working for it.

i think you might be a bit close-minded to completely understand what i've been arguing. there's so much in the universe that's well beyond our ability to perceive, so explanations to many of existence's mysteries can't be claimed by science. you can call someone's "imaginary friend" false, but more often than not, that imaginary friend does exist (at least in literature), and those who cannot perceive it are often crippled by this lack of sight.
 
John Dunbar said:
the bible's full of crap like that, there's nothing to explain.
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Powerslave said:
Islam makes much more sense than Christianity and everybody here is viewing things from a Christian angle.
It's all relative in stupidity.
 
John Dunbar said:
when i read the bible, i expected a shyamalan twist that revealed god was actually satan. would have made more sense.

Some old Gnostic Christian beliefs sort of did that; God of the OT is not God but a lesser being who cannot realize he isn't God due to his imperfect construct (since he cannot perceive what is higher than him, he believes everything below him is of his doing, and hence that he is God). Jesus to them is the real savior. God of the OT to them is basically the god of the material world, and his angels his servants. I remember even reading something about how the angels tried to rape Noah's wife or something:p

Found it:

"The Gnostic Hypostasis of the Archons, for example, states that the cause of the flood was not the turning of humans to wickedness, causing God to repent of his creation, as the "official" version of Genesis declared. Quite the contrary, people were becoming wiser and better, so an envious and spiteful creator decided to wipe them out in the flood. Noah was told by the creator to build an ark and place it atop Mount Seir-a name that does not occur in Genesis, but in one of the psalms referring to the flood. Noah's wife, unnamed in Genesis but called Norea by the Gnostics, is a special person, possessing more wisdom than her husband. Norea is the daughter of Eve and a knower of hidden things. She tries to dissuade her husband from collaborating with the schemes of the creator, and ends up burning down the ark which Noah had built. The creator and his dark angels then surround Norea and intend to punish Norea by raping her.

Norea defends herself by refuting various false claims they make. Ultimately she cries out for help to the true God, who sends the golden Angel Eleleth (Sagacity), who not only saves her from the attack of the creator's dark servants, but also teaches her regarding her origins and promises her that her descendants will continue to possess the true gnosis. "

http://www.gnosis.org/naghamm/hypostas.html

It's crazy how such a different branch of Christianity once existed.
 
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