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[fbi]

Having enough spray tan on that it runs down your fucking legs is not exactly a victory.

It's not fake tan!!! Why would you put fake tan on the part of your body that is covered up only to have to run down the legs which are showing. It was dribbling out from under her skirt. You would put the fake tan on your actual legs!

your telling me before she went on stage she decided to fake tan her upper thighs and cooch and not bother about her lower legs.

Yeah right.

 

[PhoenixDark]

Madonna should kiss Rihanna.

gotta love biracial herpes

 

[Cynosure]

Having enough spray tan on that it runs down your fucking legs is not exactly a victory.

g'night cruel thread.
hope by the time I see this tomorrow, it's locked/title changed

 

[Dead Man]

It's not fake tan!!! Why would you put fake tan on the part of your body that is covered up only to have to run down the legs which are showing. It was dribbling out from under her skirt. You would put the fake tan on your actual legs!

your telling me before she went on stage she decided to fake tan her upper thighs and cooch and not bother about her lower legs.

Yeah right.

Calm down sunshine. I was making no statement about the veracity of the claim, just mocking those who thought it was a victory if it was fake tan.

Also, I presume you spray the tan everywhere that you would want tanned in you were sunbathing. That would include the upper legs. Imagine the mockery if she had a fack tan line peek out from under the skirt.

 

[commedieu]

Cyno, are you a fan of Marion Cotillard by any chance...? If so.. gifs pls..

Edit:

One part of me kinda hopes you're not, as I don't want her to face the same fate that Christina is definitely going to succumb to, by your hands. But still.. gifs r gifs.

 

[Bill Murray]

Sweat or fake tan doesn't have enough mass to run down in trails like that. Especially in winter and a climate controlled building. You know what does? Blood, my friend.

 

[Leona Lewis]

ITT: Cynosure savagely abuses GIFs to ever-decreasing effect. Sometimes less is more, honey.

 

[SmithnCo]

It's hilarious how long this thread has gotten.

 

[TheSeks]

ITT: Cynosure savagely abuses GIFs to ever-decreasing effect. Sometimes less is more, honey.

Kinda like Christina's panties that weren't there that day.

OH SNAP?

 

[Mumei]

ITT: Cynosure savagely abuses GIFs to ever-decreasing effect. Sometimes less is more, honey.

Koodo should be everyone's lodestar when it comes to proper pop gif spamming, really.

 

[NullPointer]

It's hilarious how long this thread has gotten.

And its been dribbling down GAF's legs the whole time.

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

LOL i love you Gaf

 

[fbi]

Calm down sunshine. I was making no statement about the veracity of the claim, just mocking those who thought it was a victory if it was fake tan.

Also, I presume you spray the tan everywhere that you would want tanned in you were sunbathing. That would include the upper legs. Imagine the mockery if she had a fack tan line peek out from under the skirt.

sorry quoted the wrong comment. I liked yours

 

[Dead Man]

sorry quoted the wrong comment. I liked yours

We cool.

 

[Cynosure]

I just wanna leave this here too

Cyno, are you a fan of Marion Cotillard by any chance...? If so.. gifs pls..

Edit:

One part of me kinda hopes you're not, as I don't want her to face the same fate that Christina is definitely going to succumb to, by your hands. But still.. gifs r gifs.

you disgust me but here you go, douche

Spoiler

then click images

 

[Cynosure]

ITT: Cynosure savagely abuses GIFs to ever-decreasing effect. Sometimes less is more, honey.

 

[Leona Lewis]

Sanity holocaust

Cynosure at his computer:

 

[Ken Masters]

are people actually saying it's a spray tan leak? what girl showers their vagina region exclusively with spray tan?

 

[Broder Salsa]

Is Cynosure paid to do this?

 

[fbi]

are people actually saying it's a spray tan leak? what girl showers their vagina region exclusively with spray tan?

I'm about to go on stage with a knee length dress, better spray tan the areas which aren't showing.

 

[commedieu]

I just wanna leave this here too









you disgust me but here you go, douche

Spoiler

then click images

shes safe.

Easy on the name calling, junior.

 

[Dead Man]

Cynosure at his computer:

I always wanted to be able to post this classic in some sort of context...

 

[TheKaeptain]

Holy shit at this dude and his gifs...

 

[Cynosure]

Cynosure at his computer:

Listen horse face Leona, do not try with me



I will beat you down













I






WILL





BEAT

YOU

DOWN











by the way, I love that one dress you wore of your mother.

So pretty,

 

[Jake Tower]

 

[lazybones18]

This topic man....

 

[akira28]

Is Cynosure paid to do this?

At first I thought it was a skilled board troll defending his turf, but now I'm pretty sure there's some kind of fixation/compulsion at play here.

 

[3phemeral]

This just in: Cynosure is Shelly Kearns.

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

RIP to anyone trying to access this thread on a mobile device

 

[Dr. Malik]

Listen horse face Leona, do not try with me



by the way, I love that one dress you wore of your mother.

So pretty,

omfg

 

[Gav47]

Never thought this topic would get past 1k (and people say Gaf doesn't allow fun threads), at this stage there should be a 56K warning in the tread title.

 

[Satch]

what the fuck is even going on anymore

 

[Rocket Punch]

I wonder if Cyno works for Christina.

Are you in charge of her meals? Maybe she make him carry her taco lunchbox everywhere? Does she make you put the sauce in her taco box? Might wanna get a hold of a portable TP dispenser for the road.

Alas, Christina's career - much like her menstrual/ diarrhea juices - has now run down in front of the public to the point where it's difficult to ascertain if it's just become diluted reductive feculence or a sad recurring nuisance reminding her that her career much like her biological clock has reached the end of her purpose.

 

[Professor Beef]

Cyno has the storage space of fistful, but the mental capacity of Huelen.

Time to abandon the thread.

 

[JaskoX1]

I don't mind these GIFS, at all.

 

[Satch]

why do you guys hate cynosure for stanning his fav

 

[Mumei]

why do you guys hate cynosure for stanning his fav

I don't. I think he's marvelously entertaining!

 

[Rocket Punch]

Christina's followers are now branded as stains for obvious reasons.

 

[Dr. Malik]

This thread is full on stan wars

 

[Femmeworth]

 

[Extra Sauce]

It's hilarious how long this thread has gotten.

Was just thinking the same thing.

I'll be honest, the Christina pics/gifs are pretty addictive. Keep 'em coming people.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

It never ends.

IT NEVER ENDS

 

[Dai101]

I'll be honest, the Christina pics/gifs are pretty addictive. Keep 'em coming people.

^^THIS

I'm here only for the gifs.

 

[G-Fex]

RUN GAF CYNOSURE IS INSANE!

He/She is going to self destruct any moment.

You call this "Christina" the ultimate lifeform?

Hohohoho Cyno, You'reeeeee pitiful.

 

[wolfmat]

Edit: Fuck it, not gonna troll this one out. Have a good one.

 

[3phemeral]

This thread is full on stan wars

 

[BlueTsunami]

I just want to say, she's at her prettiest with her natural skin tone. Fuck the radioactive look.

 

[FunkyPajamas]

This is the best thread ever.

Cynosure, keep doing your thing, please don't ever get banned.

 

[Anticitizen One]

I hope cynosure gets banned

 

[G-Fex]

I hope cynosure gets banned

probably wont